TPWW's You know you watch too much wrestling thread
 

So I was looking at the fun and games part of this website or whatever and I found the old signs you watch too much wrestling. Well seeing as how that one was done a long time ago, I think we should do a new one for like the year 2002-2004. What I propose we do, is just respond with whatever we want. Then what I will do is list everyone of them in a poll and we will all vote on them. Hell who knows AAA might even make the new one the official new "Signs you know you watch 2 much wrestling.


Maybe we could get a mod to sticky this



I'll start it out.


Everytime you walk into your class, you do a Randy Orton like pose.

What the hell is a Randy Orton type pose?

Anyhow, you know you watch too much wrestling when your buddy is talking about poppin' cherries, and you have a strange urge to beat up Orton.

You know you watch too much wrestling when your list of the greatest rappers ever includes, Chuck D., Tupac, and John Cena.

You know you watch too much wrestling when you hear your math teacher that he is a legend when it comes to mathematics, and you suddenly want to RKO the shit out of him

You know you watch too much wrestling when you go around beating your chest and calling everybody your "peeps".

i do that :$ hehehe

As soon as you make game cup in a game a beirut, you go "you can't see me" and throw up the horns

Whenever you dry yourself off from the shower, you throw your towel over your head and cross your arms

whenever your using glue you think of Rhyno

You know you watch to much Wrestling, when you start using 'WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' at work, around the house, when you go out and for a lot of other things besides.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know you watch to must wrestling, when you get the urge to put your mum in a headlock when you walk into the kitchen.

You know you watch too much wrestling when you decide wether each one of your workmates is a Heel or a Face...and treat them accordingly

You know you watch too much wrestling when you make a mistake and you say "Looks like I pulled a Lita."

you know you watch too much wrestling when, instead of drinking the water, you have to pour it on your head and spit the rest in the air

You know you watch too much wrestling when..............

1. You make a thread/post in a thread about signs of watching too much wrestling.

2. When your boss fires you call him a sellout.

3. Whenever you enter a room you need your own titantron video and music and someone to announce your name.

4. When you miss something big [take a wedding/barmitzfa/Graduation] to watch a Raw or Smackdown.

5. You spend every waking moment of the day watching wrestling 24/7

6. You sell your house/apartment just to get Wrestlemania tickets.

7. You wear wrestling shirts in public and actually think it's the coolest thing to wear.

8. You make your bedroom an exact replica of your own WWE locker room.

9. Frequent phone calls to Vince.

10. WWE headquarters finds you sneaking around their headquarters numerous times.

11. You own every wrestling tape known to man.

12. You make your own pay per view dream cards.

That's about it from me.

I think SPlaya has a Randy Orton type pose on his avatar. :yes:

many of those sound like they came from some other site. I know I've seen a few of those somewhere

When you see one of your friends in a fight in the middle of the street, and you wait for a dramatic point to interrupt and save the guy's ass.

You show up late for work, and not only don't get in trouble, but discover that everyone has been anxiously anticipating your arrival.

You form a stable at work/school.

I came up with a few myself. I mean if you think about it alot of these came from a different site not just mine either. I didn't go on a site and copy these though.

You chokeslam your little brother through your dinner table

You know your into too much wrestling if....

You disrupt your history class and the teacher sends you to the office, and you walk out of the room screaming "MY NAME IS (Insert name) AND I DO NOT DESERVE THIS"

You shove a kid down at school and then cut a promo in the hallway on how your better than him, and challenge him to a fight next week at 4.

You need security to walk you threw the halls to your next class

everytime you see a ladder at Walmart, you want to climb it and put someone through a table

When you crank call your friends at work and yell "HUSS, HUSS, HUSS" into the receiver.

When you consistently put your cousin in Sharpshooters or Walls of Jerichos

this has been done before, just in a different format.

When folding the laundry makes you think of Mr. Socko

When you think the World Series sucks because they don't use barbwire

<font color=goldenrod>At football practice, you yell "You just got the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE! PERIOD!" after every tackle you make.</font>

at work, you have the urge to marry the boss' daughter just to remain on top.

I came up with more.

1. Everytime you watch Yankees/Red Sox you wait anxiously to see A-Rod knock out Manny Ramirez with a steel chair.

2. During a rock concert you smack the guiarist over the head with his own Guitar ala Jeff Jarrett

3. You actually have been sent to the hospital numerous times for trying to do the perfect blade job with a knife from your kitchen

4. You powerbomb your landlord through a table everytime he says "You're late with your rent.

5. You stalk the wrestlers outside their houses.

6. You think about Johnny Damon vs. Anyone else in a loser loses hair match.

That's it honest.

You know you've been watching too much wrestling when...

- You think you can bury your brother alive and he will come back undead.

- You think you can just not show up for work for months, take on another career, then return to do one day of work and go away for many months more, and get payed a huge paycheck in the process.

- You do the Undertaker bow in public.

- You RKO random people, just to look cool.

- You quit your job and go to the NFL.

- You quit your job, go to the NFL, and purposely get cut.

- You say it wasn't your fault, even though you've seen proof that it WAS your fault.

- You botch giving birth.

- You give birth to a hand.

- You think you can make sex tapes and have a music career.

- When you actually argue with anyone that Donald Trump stole the phrase "You're fired" from Vince McMahon.

- When you're at church, helping to stack up the chairs, and you must resist the urge to whack one over the head of the guy next to you.

- When your friends discuss the potential villains for "Spider-Man 3", and your mind starts to wander whenever they mention "Mysterio", "Rhino", or "Brock".

- Ditto for whenever your girlfriend suggest renting "Dinner with Andre".

- Ditto for whenever someone's talking about the Sean Connery/Nicolas Cage movie "The Rock".

- If you have ever posed in the mirror with your shirt open and have struck "The Rock" pose.

- If you've ever burned a CD with one copy of ICP's "Oddities" theme and TWO copies of the exact same Undertaker-Ministry Theme... because, darn it, it's such a pain rewinding that CD, you know?

- If you've ever used the phrase "stylin' and profilin'" in normal everyday conversation.

- If you've ever botched imitating a wrestler so badly that your friends are pretty sure you're imitating a gay man. (Honestly. Try doing a Dusty Rhodes impersonation and you'll see what I mean.)

- Everytime you get on top of a ladder, you start to wonder how cool it would be to do an elbow drop.

All of the above, by the way, I can say have been done by either myself or friends who are are also wrestling fans. :)

you regularly do the people's eyebrow.

When getting up out of a chair, you jump and then do a slow-motion Batista-like run for the first few steps.



Well I do that one anyway.....

...you wear a fancy sport jacket with no shirt.

...you see a cheep table wondering how much weight it would take to break it.

...you turn down sex to watch Raw.

...you enter the room and throw up a V1 sign

...you listen to dropkick murphys, just because they have the word "dropkick" in their name

...you say "Orale" after every sentence

- When you are cooking food you go running around the house asking everybody if they can smell what you are cooking.

- You wear an elbowpad and whenever you get angry you take it off and throw it at the person.

- When due to Austin's bad influence, you are now an alchoholic.

- You regularly try to rip off your shirt.

- In class if your teacher makes a mistake you start chanting "You ****ed up! You ****ed up!"

- You regularly pose. (Me. :shifty: )

- You regularly powerbomb pillows. (Me as well. :shifty: )

- You make angry wrestling type, Goldberg style "roars" in the mirror. (Uhhhh... Not me. :shifty: )

...and wrestling trunks under your dress pants, you know, in case someone gets in your face and you have to teach him some respect.

~Meeting new people goes something like this:

You: Hey there, what's your name?
Them: Hi! My name is...
You: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!

~While squatting in the weight room, you wonder if you can F5 the bar you're squatting.

~You try it, and end up hitting someone in the head with a 150lb weight.

~Your girlfriend gets mad at you for never being around on Monday nights, Thursday nights, and occasionally on Sunday nights.

You know you watch too much wrestling: After you tackle someone in a football game, you feel the sudden urge to pick the guy up, point upwards, and do the jackhammer on him.

LOL, I do that and I am proud of it :shifty: