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Those apples are cool. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/04.jpg Long: And then the ping pong balls would fall on Mr Moose's head.... Hell, you just had to see it I guess. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/05.jpg "Nice jacket, not as nice as Flairs bathrobes, but I still want to know who your tailor is" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg This could be a good look for me. Wonder how many bondage games can be played with this baby. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/08.jpg Having the belt is cool Having this title is cool. Even my hair is cool. Having the name Teddy is even cool. Wearing two different colored shoes, that's not cool. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg Teddy, you have my sincerious condolences on the death of your pet goldfish , Skippy. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/12.jpg Rob: Great ballet move, dude. However I would NOT be doing that in the ring. People might start thinking you are gay or something. |
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Eddie comforts Mark after he witnessed the HHH/Stephanie honeymoon video. Mark: It was so horrible Eddie. Eddie: I know. I know. |
Dammit, are they gonna use the big pics or the screen caps??? This makes archiving complicated. :(.
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/01.jpg Torrie: "I want to ite... ite.. ite... iples and banyenyes!!!" Carlito: :wtf: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/02.jpg Robinson: "What are you doing with Danny Basham in an afro?" Rico: "I dunno!!! I guess he just digs the Warrior look!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/03.jpg I got nothing. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/04.jpg Booker: "Drat! Once again beaten by rock!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/05.jpg Chavo: "I got you something. They're called Charisma Pills. They'll help you with your... condition." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/06.jpg "And this is for doing a crappier SSP than Brock!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg The scary part is that's Michael Cole behind undressing him... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/08.jpg Even when Carlito showed him, Theodore still couldn't believe he could have such stiff socks. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/09.jpg Eddie: "Time for milky from mommy!!!" Jindrak: "Ugh... Too... much... stress... help... me..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg Heyman motions how heartbroken he is after his Yankees lost to Theodore's Red Sox. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/11.jpg Booker: "Tell me you did not say that!!!" Rvd: "Dude..." Rey: "I don't think it's just cuz you're high... you really DO kinda look like Whoopi Goldberg. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/12.jpg Not intent on a fight, Renee called truce the only way he knew how: by offering a giant invisible sub. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/13.jpg After the two rear legs fell off, RVD had to interrupt the match and take the Mysterio Chair backstage. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/14.jpg Booker: "THIS IS FOR MAKING FUN OF EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION... BITCH!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/15.jpg "Oh my gosh! No! It can't be! Not... ACTUAL TALENT!!!!" OR Bradshaw meets a Jew. I had absolutely nothing. |
If I had a nickel for everytime Corky ripped me off! :mad:
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Ya know, Innovator, that's called flattery. :p
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<font color=cyan>Didn’t read them, sorry if I stole any jokes.
<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/01.jpg> <b>Torri:</b> If elected president of the United States Of America, I will do my acceptance speech topless! <b>Carltio:</b> She has my vote. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/02.jpg> That would be the last time that Rico glued a wig on Kurt. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/03.jpg> “Well, Ric told me that if I wanted to get ahead in this industry, I had to chain talent to me so no one can take it away.” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/04.jpg> <b>Long:</b> Wow Mark Henry! You really lost a lot of weight after going on the Simon System! <b>Booker:</b>Are you even listening to me! I am not Mar--- <b>Long:</b> How would you like a title shot, Mark Henry? <b>Booker:</b> I’ll teach JBL why I’m the world’s strongest man! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/05.jpg> <b>Kidman:</b> Chavo, I want to apologize for botching the shooting star press and taking you out of action. <b>Chavo:</b> Man, no worries! It’s all good! <b>Kidman:</b> Lemme guess… You’re Gellin’? <b>Chavo:</b> Like a felon! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/06.jpg> Raise your hand if you remember how the cw champion is! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg> <b> Heidenreich:</b> Are you sure I need this? <b>Dr. Allan Ways:</b> Yes Mr. Heidenreich, it’s mandatory by state law. <b> Heidenreich:</b> But all I said is I like the movie “Pearl Harbor.” <b>Dr. Allan Ways:</b> And by that you prove you have no mental capacity. <img src= http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/08.jpg> <b>Carlito:</b> All I’m saying is that the original trilogy, before being digitally remastered, was is better than the new DVDs. <b>Long:</b> No way! They first three were incomplete! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/09.jpg> <b>Mark:</b> And then he told me to go fuck myself for using insider terms! <b>Eddie:</b> That’s how Flair responded to you introducing yourself? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg> <b>Heyman:</b> You think Blacks have it bad? What about the Jews!?!?! Oh, so your people picked cotton. Well my people built the pyramids!!!! <b>Long:</b> Must… Control… Fist…. Of…. Rage…. <b>Heyman:</b> Your people had a war to stop slavery! What did MY people have? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/12.jpg> <b>Rene:</b> In France, we don’t shake hands, we hug! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/13.jpg> <b>RVD:</b> Freaking imported ass-cannon! The barrel shoots to the side! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/14.jpg> <b>Vince:</b> This isn’t want I meant when I told Booker T to carry JBL in the match! <b>Random Backstage Guy:</b> But Mr. McMahon, ratings are on the rise! <b>Vince:</b> This is exactly what I meant when I told Booker T to carry JBL in the march! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/15.jpg> “Raw went WHERE, without inviting me! Dang!” <b><u><c>*The Following Caption Has Harsher Language Than Usual, And Is A Direct Quote From “Team America: World Police.” This Is Not Appropriate For Children, Highlight To Read*</b></u></c><font color=black> <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg > <b>Heyman</b>: See there’s three kinds of people: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and Dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. Then you got your Assholes! All the Assholes want is to shit all over everything! So Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while because Pussies get fucked by Dicks, but Dicks also fuck Assholes. And if they didn’t fuck the Assholes you know what you’d get? You’d get your Dick and your Pussy all covered in Shit! |
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Torrie: And then he stuck his (BEEEP) in my (BEEEEP) and we (BEEEP)ed all night long! (Carlito stops mid-chew and drops some apple out of his mouth...) Carlito: Now THAT'S cool... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/02.jpg Rico didn't think we'd noticed, but he was obviously fucking Stevie in the ass... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/03.jpg Carltio: You're cool... You're cool... You're DEFINITELY cool... YOU, my friend, **Points to the camera** are NOT cool... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/04.jpg Teddy: You see this fist? If you don't give back my popcorn, this fist will make home in your face... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/05.jpg Billy: No hard feelings? Chavo: Nah... You just nearly ended my career, and my life, but you didn't MEAN it... It's fine dude... I know you didn't, like, have a bet with someone that you couldn't knock me out that day for a dollar or something, right? Billy: Yeeah... About that... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/06.jpg Chavo: YOU BET A DOLLAR YOU COULD KNOCK ME OUT!? Billy: OF COURSE NOT!... It was a quarter... Chavo: YOU SON OF A BITCH! **Chases after Billy** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg Heidenreich: What's this extra arm-looking sleeve for? (Heyman whispers into his ear...) Heidenreich: WHAT!? But! But! No! It, um... Won't... Fit... :shifty: Heyman: Oh come on it's not... **Looks down** Oh... We do have a problem here, don't we? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/08.jpg Steve Austin is a white man's Michael Jackson, as seen here on the left... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/09.jpg Mark: What's that "Ba-bump, Ba-bump" sound? Eddie: That's my heart... Mark: What's that "Woosh-haaa, Woosh-haaa" sound? Eddie: That's my lungs... Mark: What's that... What the!? What's that "gurgle, gurgle" sound!? Eddie: That's my lunch in my crap factory... Mark: Ahh... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg (Teddy stares at Heyman's head...) Heyman: WHAT!? WHAT IS IT!? Teddy: Well, I never noticed how far back your hair line is... I mean, I'm bald, but YOU, YOU look like a crazy old man! Heyman: ... I hate you... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/11.jpg Rey and RVD: Buh!? Booker: I SAID, WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY ANTI-ITCH CREAM!? Big Show (Off screen): That was anti-itch cream!? I thought it was sour cream! Booker: TELL ME... You didn't just eat that... Show: It was quite good, actually... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/12.jpg Rene: We can, how you say, dance if we want to! We can, how you say, leave our friends behind! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/13.jpg Best... Dudley Dog... Ever... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/14.jpg JBL: PAPA! Booker: Com'ere son! JBL: Wait, you ain't my pa! My pa is white! Booker: No, that was your mother... She just had a beard... JBL: ... PAPA! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/15.jpg JBL: No, not again! NO PLEASE... **SPLAT** (Triple H hits JBL in the face with a sledgehammer agian...) Triple H: AND THAT'S FOR SUCKING UP TO VINCE! **SPLAT** AND THAT'S FOR COMING ON TO STEPHANIE! **SPLAT** AND THAT'S FOR HOLDING A WORLD TITLE! **SPLAT**... |
Again, haven't read any yet, so sorry for any repeats.
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/01.jpg Carlito was shocked, and interested, to discover the right side of Torrie's face was actually that of an gorilla. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/02.jpg CCC: That's for taking my apple! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg "So that's where Little Johnny's got to..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/09.jpg Eddie was shocked to discover his lowrider had moved into the crowd. Meh, rubbish again :-\ |
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My turn.. WOOO!
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/01.jpg CCC: (thinking) ..I think I see an apple on her... and not the one in my hand.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/02.jpg CCC: BITTER CIDER FACE!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/03.jpg CCC: Now what, Great Gazoo? .... CCC: And then what...?? .... CCC: ...Smartass.. it can't fit in my ass! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/04.jpg Teddy Long: WONDER TWINS POWER ACTIVATE! Form of iceberg.. Booker: .. Teddy, we got these in a box of Frankenberry. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/05.jpg Chavo: RASENGA--- damn! How did you stop my attack?! Kidman: ..Um, animes aren't real. Now, **RANDOM DDR ! DOWN! UP!.. ** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg Heidenreich: Now, do you remember the first thing I told you, Gary..so, do it! oooOOh! Ok, I can trust you now. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/08.jpg Teddy: Stop doing your Peter as Jabba the Hutt impression! CCC: Bodabodo solo Nipple pinchy. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/09.jpg Eddie: It's ok, Cornelius... you can cry. ...I need a break... ehh.. **begins to cry** Jindrak: I am Jindrak's wasted life... **crying** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg They came together to attempt to form a vase. Instead, they got a lamp. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/11.jpg Booker: ..So they will give me a title shot and maybe even the title. Rey: You think they would give me the title one day? Booker: I think so. RVD: What about me? ...Booker, where are you goin.. You didn't answer.. Book?? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/12.jpg DuPree: You mind helping me with this scarecrow? RVD: uM, I don't see him.. DuPree: AHH! My scarecrow?! Where the hell --!? RVD: ..so that's where my pot went.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/13.jpg Kenzo shows where his talent really lies: On the floor as a human speedbump. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/14.jpg Kenzo: Hey, the man is holding down the black man -- Booker: Stay down, speedbump! Kenzo: :sad: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/15.jpg JBL: Jesus??? Edge in Hot dog suit: NO.. ugh, what's wrong with you?! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102...02104cover.jpg 'When Samuel L. Jackson met Whoopi', coming soon to a theater near you. DNE.. huh? |
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Stumbling through the museum of fine arts, CCC discovers a statue of Dr. Ruth giving the young girls a look at how they should enhance their sex lives. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/02.jpg Ref: Head up Rico...we still have to check your teeth for cavities. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/05.jpg Chavo: May I see your hand? Kidman: Ohh man Chavo....this doesnt do any...AHHh Chavo: *Swinging arms around* WAHHHH WHOOO! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg Heidenreich tries out for the new Big Bird on the next season of Sesame Street. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/11.jpg T: My tattoo is bigger! RVD: Dude, no, mine is! T: Dude RVD: Dude T: Dude RVD: Dude T: Dude RVD: Duuuuude Mysterio: Sup guys? T: Where did he come from? |
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Torrie: I know I am married to Billy Kidman but I want to take Carlito home with me tonight. Carlito (spits apple out in excitement): Huh? :love: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/02.jpg This is why Carlito despises gay marriage. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/03.jpg A young Jimi Hendrix. "Scuse me while I'll kiss the sky". http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/04.jpg Long: Playa, if ya guess what I'm hiding in my hand, you get to choose any match you want. Booker: HHHmmm, a hundred dollar bill? Long: I lied, there is nothing in my hand. Booker: Tell me you didn't say that, tell me you DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/05.jpg Kidman: No you can't have Torrie tonight. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/06.jpg You wonder how many times Kidman got beaten because of over a fight of Torrie Wilson. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/07.jpg Heidenrich: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/08.jpg Long: Dammit, why do you always strangle yourself with a towel, you know you're doing it on purpose. Carlito: Well it's my way of getting a stronger push. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/10.jpg Long: Boo Heyman: Don't piss me off. Long: Boo Heyman: Did you hear what I said? Long: Boo Heyman: Shut up. Long: BOOGIE WOOGIE BOOGIE WOOGIE HOOGIE TOOGIE WOOGIE.... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/11.jpg Booker: It ain't Halloween yet, why does this little man wear a costume? RVD: Why do you where your hair like it's full of worms? Booker: :wtf: http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/histori...tler_adolf.jpg Ghost of Hitler: You shall be my friend, JBL. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/15.jpg JBL: :eek: |
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