Win a 3 min phone call from Faarooq on Ebay
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

I heard The Fugitive mention this in the Q & A area and I just had to see it for my self.

On Ebay a guy is offering a 3 minute phone call from Ron Simmons aka Faarooq. Right now bid is at $50 and from what it says someone has already done this once.

I dont know if I would do this since its alot of money for a 3 minute phone call and a picture. The only good thing would be what he said the money is for.

If he will talk about ANYTHING and not hang up, it might be fun.

"Ron, why do you think a cat's breath smells like catfood?"

Hmmmm, 50 bucks for someone to say "damn" to me. But phone sex is cheaper. I might do this some day.

SheltonRules dials up Ron Simmons phone number after winning bid from e-bay:

*rings*
Simmons: Hello?
SheltonRules: Hello, my name is (name here), and I won a contest from e-bay where the winner gets to talk to you for 3 minutes?
Simmons: Who?
SheltonRules: You know um, Ron Simmons, the WWE Superstar who used to go under the name of Farooq, former tag team partner of Bradshaw who happens to be JBL now?
Simmons: Damn, my privacy have been invaded. Who's that fool let out my personal information on e-bay?
(Shelton gives Simmons the web site address where the contest is at)
Simmons: Be right back in a few, I'll be back.
(Simmons leave the phone on hold, comes back a few minutes later)
Simmons: This contest is a prank. They just did this without my permission. I'm suing e-bay, damn....
*Simmons hangs up*

<i>A one week advance will be required to fit this into Ron’s schedule.</i>

LOL, he has to schedule in 3 minutes of time, that's ridiculous

APSA

Acolyte Phone Sex Agency.

Aussie_Skier: Hey.....
Farooq: Hey.....
Aussie_Skier: Soo.......u like,........stuff?

LMAO

BDC: Hey, this Faaroq?
Ron: Yeah
BDC: My check bounced, you're getting 50 nothing.
Ron: Damn
*click*

Ron: Hello?
JJ: Hey!
Ron: What can I do for you?
JJ: Could you say: Dam, Shit and That is whack?
Ron: Dam! Shit son, you want me to be the token black guy? That is whack!
JJ: :love: Thanks Ron
Ron: What...? DAM! SHIT!
JJ: bye!
Ron: That is whack!

:lol:

**Wins bid**
Farrooq: Yo, what's up?
Me: Hey man...
(5 minuites later after a convo)
Farrooq: Well, that's your five minuites...
Me: Thanks man!
(Click)
**Looks at caller ID, posts number on TPWW**

http://i7.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/9f/22/76_1.JPG
holy crap Ron knows that kid form home improvment :eek:

If its really Ron Simmons then why does he have to pics with of the same kida and signed them?

I bet it's a recorded message.

Ron: Hello?
Me: Hey, Ron. I won the 3 minute phone conversation contest on Ebay
Ron: Oh, congratulations
Suddenly, the phone goes out and Triple H comes on the line. I guess I can't break the glass phone cieling either.