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Tough Enough contestants: Wow! Its Al Snow! In a wrestling ring! Take a picture you guys cuz this only happens like once a year! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Ref: Sorry we had to do this Nunzio but me and Chavo don't like it when you make fun of balding men. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Orlando: You're right! I woulda saved a ton of money by switching to Geiko! JBL: Plus that gecko is really cool. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Big Show: I'll pretend to be Steve Austin and you pretend to be a woman being hit by Steve Austin |
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Torrie was a bit confused as she thought she was trying out for that new porno Pecker Pan |
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EDDIE: Aren't you the most adorable thing!!! And you've grown up so much since I've last seen you, Kurt! Good golly, it only feels like yesterday.... |
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Backstage guy: So JBL who do you want to win? JBL: I don't care there both black |
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Take a good look ladies and gentlemen, never again will you see a wwe ring filled with 1700lbs of talentless shit (at least not untill viscera makes another half assed comeback). |
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Eddie: there's a spark on your shirt! Kurt: ooh! get it off, get it off! |
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Mick Foley and Josh Mathews vs. The Real World cast, this week on RAW! Vince: This'll bring in those ratings! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Vince's "WWE Puppet Pals" show didn't go over too well... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Nunzio: YEAH! THIS IS MY STRETCH ARMSTRONG! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Sweet Jesus Bret is ripped! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Kurt: I LOVE playing with little boys! Rey: Yes... I see that... OH! That's a sensitive area, not so hard :( http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Kevin Nash (At home): Zzzzap! Eddie: OH MY LEG! I THINK MY QUAD IS TORN! Triple H (With Nash): ... And so it begins... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Dawn: I have 3! Do I have 4? 4! Do I have... 6!? Okay! I will now attempt to suck SIX at once! Torrie: ... Shit... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Seconds later, the arena is evacuated because of Dawn's fartastic move. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Worst... Big Boot... Ever... JR: BAHGAWDSWEETCHINMUSIC! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Orlando: Shit, that's right! I left grandma at the airport! JBL: It's okay Orlando, I had my homies pick her up... Orlando: Homies!? (Somewhere in Mexico) Guy with mask: AND STAY OUT! Grandma Orlando: But... But... **BOOT** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Big Show went too far when he slapped a retard who WASN'T Eugene... Or Triple H... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Nash: Zzzzap! Kurt: OH MY LEG! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Michael Jackson's debut in the WWE... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg JBL: YOU AIN'T GETTING THIS NI**BEEEEEEEEP**! (Booker's jaw drops) JBL: ... What? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Seconds later, Booker finally cuts someone's head off with the "Scissors Kick"... |
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Al Snow: OK guys, heres your first inniciation task. Mr McMahon is in his office backstage, and your job is to make sure he is happy. Now, first off, Mr McMahon likes a flat white coffee. Also, when giving him head, he likes it when you use your tongue in a circular motion. Any questions? Random guy: What happens if we dont give him head? Al Snow: You get sent to OVW. Any more questions? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Jimmy: a giraffe? Chavo: NO! Jimmy: Well what are you then? Chavo: We're not playing cherades, dipshit, Rhyno go to Nunzio's back. Jimmy:....are you an elephant? Chavo: :mad: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Well, what was Nunzio suppose to do when he saw his renewed OVW contract? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Brian: Hey Kurt, you got a giant spider on your back. Kurt: Where...AHHH! *spasms on the ground* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg They just dont do the Heimlich maneuver like they used to. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Eddie: She isnt a woman, she's a man. Kurt: just get off me. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Dawn Marie and Torrie present: The Rise And Fall Of ECW. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg To try and wake the fans up, Dawn Marie and Torrie tried to do 10 second poses. man, some of these pictures are crap. |
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Miz: Hey what's this challenge, bucking hosses? Al: ...do you have a job? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Nunzio could've picked a better time to salute his brothas http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Worst. Tango. Ever http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Angle: OW! WHAT THE...A CRUCIFIX?! HHH: THATS WHAT YOU GET YOUR PLAYING POLITICS BITCH! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Angle: SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Angle: So how's Operation "Cut my Lawn" going ese? Eddie: Thats it! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg "Dawn Loves Torrie" ... excellent http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Dawn: STEVIE! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Booker: What are you doing man?! Orlando: I'm the token black guy in the ring Booker: Sorry man, I already called it Orlando: Ah it's cool man, these things happen, do your thing homes http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Orlando: Sir, Human Shield failed... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg I know Coughlin is a hardass, but sending Shockey to wrestle Big Show for being 4 minutes early to practice is too much http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Rey: Swing me daddy! Kurt: Yes Child! Swing we shall! *vince backstage* Vince: Better call Dr. Jho... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Tinkerbell finally grew big...and damn! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg JBL: This is the real belt! Booker: KKK World Title...what the ... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Jordan: OW MY BACK! Booker: Whats wrong bro? Jordan: JBL keeps mistaking me for a horse, he rode me for four hours...FOUR HOURS BOOKER! Booker: Beats Vince thinking you're a .... DAMMIT! |
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Contestant 1: Whats the Frequency, Kenneth? Contestant 2: Shirley, you dont know, do you? Al Snow: I dont know about Kenneth...and don't call me Shirley. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Ref: Power Puff, Chavo. Chavo: What? Nunzio: *Raises arm* POWER PUFF! Yeeaaaahhhyaahahah! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Kurt Angle: AHHH I FEEL LIKE IM FLYING AHHHH Ref: Woop....don't fall *Pushes Angle* Angle: NOOOOO *Falls into the cage* O'Haire: Why, hello there. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Angle: I am Terminata, I am heya to suck yo blood. Eddie punches Angle down Angle: noooo *System shut down* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: Go to lunch. Hey! Go to lunch. GO TO LUNCH! The chainsaw is here, everybody get the fuck outta here. GET OUTTA HERE, take your fucking clothes! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Al Snow: Ahhh, it sure is good to have the Rockem Sockem Robots here at my party... *Buzzes in* Drew: YES! *Crowd cheers* |
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Tough Enough Guys: "Okay, we're here for the tryout?" Al Snow: "All right. Now get on your knees and open your mouths. Vince will be down with his pants unzipped in a moment." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Chavo still couldn't grasp the concept of the Heimlich Manuveur. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg The most excruciating submission move in the world still remains Nunzio's baritone falsetto. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg After this display, Kurt was quickly voted off of WWE Idol. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Rey's childhood regression illness quickly reached serious heights when he tried to simulate his own birth with Kurt Angle. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Eddie often found that his patented Granny Cheek/Nipple Pinch really helped reduce his backstage stress. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg In today's episode of Mixed Up Media Theater, Tinker Bell and Nurse Joy busy themselves with a singing contest until some random Trekkie beams in to break it up. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Dawn: "AW!" Torrie: "Stevie!" Richards: "Still got it..." :naughty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Even with the bar set so high, Orlando still botched Wrestler Limbo. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Orlando: "Ow! My head! It hurts!" JBL: "Yeah... don't try pondering how long my title reign will last. It's not healthy." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Show: "Paul Wright... BITCH!!" :shifty: OR It wasn't the slap that knocked him senseless, it was Big Show's lack of deodorant. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Rey lives up to his earlier promise of "riding Kurt Angle like a Steph McMahon." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Peter Pan: "Fuck! Now I DO want to grow up!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg JBL: "Even if you beat me, your belt will just be made out of chocolate, so it matches your skin!!!" Booker: "TELL ME, you did not SAY THAT!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg New at WWEShopZone! The Booker/Orlando Funky Clock! It's designed funky for those who ARE funky! Yeah! :shifty: |
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Al Snow: I am Al Snow dressed as Mick Foley for Halloween. Tough Enough contestants all together: Have a nice day. :) http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Nunzio: I reach for the sky in hopes I can win. Ref: Don't worry, just try your best. Chavo: Shut up, or I'll get you to reach for the sky too. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Ref: Reach for the sky like Nunzio did. Chavo: I can't, he's holding me too tight. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Kurt Angle: I admit, my medals are fake plastics. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Angle: Do you have any hair under your mask? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Eddie: Put a smile on your face, Kurt. Kurt: :) *kick in the balls by Eddie* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera as guest performers for the night. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Dawn Marie: Take that you plastic boobed bitch. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Jordan: Can't believe I lost again. JBL: That's because I am the American hero, Kerry and Bush are not. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Big Show: And that's for calling me a big giant bowling ball, punk!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Torrie Wilson been signed to play Tinkerbell in the 10th remake of the Peter Pan film, this is her auditioning for the role. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg JBL: I am the reason you are not the champ, sucka. Booker: Hey, stop stealing my catchphrase. |
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http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg The Miz wasn't just gonna win the Tough Enough contest just because of his reality show status... It's because he's got the freakin' wolfman on his side! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Chavo and Nunzio could never expect what would come next: GORE BY HEEL REF. ! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Chavo (talking to ref): 'Two words' ? 'A movie' ? Um, 'Booty Call' ! Nunzio: Booty Call? ..I thought it was 'Edward ScissorHands'... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Angle: CAN'T I GET A GOLD STAR TOO, DAMN IT ?! (looks at chest again) ..oh, nevermind. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Mysterio: AHH! Sweet PANCAKES! Angle: Hey! I paid 10 bucks for this pony ride and I am going to get it! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Kurt Angle = Death by Kano Spine-Rip fatality. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Dawn Marie: Hey, how about that Acid Reflux ? Torrie: Boo ...Urnnnss! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Dawn Marie/ Torrie: RANDOM MS. PACMAN! Torrie: .. Wait, why is this mouth movement so familiar? Kidman: :shifty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Don't you hate it when you've got crap stuck to your boot? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: Gary, I am still not sure if I can trust you.. Orlando: Well.. Ok.. (unzips JBL's pants) I know what I have to do.. JBL: ugh.. NO! I was gonna say that I'll give you another chance by taking care of my kitty Mr. Pilsbury but.. yeah.. **runs away** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Who will win this dance contest : Guy on left's Axl Rose 'Snake Dance' or Show's Macarena ? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Angle was just not strong enough for Rey Mysterio... ON THE MOON! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Torrie: Wi Wan't wind mwy mwand ! (Translation): I can't find my wand ! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg JBL: AHAHA! I got what you LIKKEEE!! Booker: AH! MUST.. EAT.. GIANT.. BEEF JERKY! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg They call them hosses for a reason, I guess. End??.. yup. |
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Al Snow: Unfortunately, due to Vince's interperetation of the Diva search ratings, you're all going to put on bikinis and roll around in jello. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Chavo: So are you FBI guys faces or heels or what? Nunzio: Who cares, I get more TV time than the Cruiserweight champion these days. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Chavo unleashes the full force of his pits at the crowd. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Ref: Dear God, there's a wire up his ass! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Kurt: Damn, Rey, you can really sell. Rey: Your cock is in my spine you asshole! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Eddie: Let's see just who you really are Senor! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg I can't even caption this, the fact that we had to sit through it just insults me too much. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Me: Booker T marks his territory. Captioning officials: You've used that joke about ten times. Me: Shut up! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: Dammit, Virgil, can't you do anything right? Jordan: That's it, I quit. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg "Who's yo daddy?" "Duh, I don't know..." "Bastard!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Angle practices for the next Olympics "Cruiser Put" event. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Who wants to toss this salad? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg JBL reaches a new low by flashing Booker T in an attempt to distract him http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Jordan had been taunting Booker about an inability to wipe. Booker gives him a chance to... erm, eat his words... |
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Contestants: "Yeah, you wouldnt believe it, 3 of us actually have pubic hairs! Well...2 of us, the guy on the end thought he did until he peed out of it" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Kordaris: "Ah hah, your out Nunzio. Chavo said 'raise your hand', not 'Chavo said raise your hand'. Back to OVW" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg *Guy in crowd* "Chavo, do you like, scary movies?" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Kurt: "The champ is here!" Brian: "Oh christ Kurt, you've already stolen WOOOOOO!, come up with your own material!" Kurt: "Hey, I saw friggin, no ones ever said that before!" Brian: :roll: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Kurt thinks, *What Michael Jackson would pay to be in my position right now* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg *tickle tickle tickle* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg "I'm Idaho" "Yes, yes you are" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Torrie: "ahhh" Dawn: "i though all the cyclones had stopped" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg OJ: "Ahhhh, no booker...it smells!! IT SMELLS!!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg JBL: "mmmmm, your bald head, it looks like a big chocolate egg, has anyone ever said that to you Orlando?" Orlando: :wtf: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg JBL: "YOU on the other hand! ewwwww" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Now thats the scariest halloween custome i've ever seen! Mae young in a torrie wilson costume! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Booker: "That's coming home with me! i want it bradshaw. i want....that hat!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg JR: "BARGAWDSCISSORSKICK!BOOKERTISGONNAWINTHISOVERAUST....say. Austin looks different. BARGAWD,AUSTIN'SSHAVEDHISBEARD!" |
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..."You're right, I should have carried the 2" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Rey would of had heaps of fun on his new Kart Angel, if only he knew where the steering wheel was. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Dawn: I have something very important to say.. I have to go now, my planet needs me |
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