What Hardcore Weapons have made you laugh or think WTF when another wrestler uses it?
 

What I mean by this is some Hardcore weapons are so amasingly stupid. They just made you laugh because it's so stupid. I'll give you an example......... A year ago maybe in October when John Cena was writing his own raps he stole Eddie's car. And then him and Eddie had a parking lot brawl. Now, what made me laugh with stupidity is when John Cena opened an SUV or a Van and pulled out a lawn mower and tried to use that as a weapon I also remember something having to do with Ashes or a burned cigarette used for a weapon on John Cena, Those made me laugh about how stupid it is. The other weapon that made me laugh if this even counts, the Cholorophorm[sp] Heidenreich used on Taker at No Mercy. I don't know if that counts, Other then that I can't think of anything. I'm not a real long time wrestling fan. So what Hardcore weapons did you think was amazingly stupid?

Bag O' Popcorn :D

Was that when Crash was dressed as that vendor or whatever at NWO 2000. ANd knocked out um.......... who did he knock out? Raven or Big SHow?

Origonally it was Mick and Owen,I think.

One of the funniest weapons was from the recent Snitsky/ Eugene hardcore fight: A sign with a baby's face with a red circle and a line (like the Ghostbuster sign). It was so funny and unexpected!

Last night on RAW

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Snitsky's "No Babies" sign was genius

I was just gonna say that. :lol: Genius.

My bad I said NWO 2000 but I believe It was Now way Out 2001

I didn't even know that was baby's face on the sign. :$

I just said that O_o

It was Cactus Jack vs. Someone in ECW (I forget aginst who, it may have been Sandman, it's on Mick Foley's DVD)... Someone in the crowd gave Foley a rectangular peice of foam, like out of an air conditioner... Foley was like "what the fuck is this shit!?" and threw it down, but it was still really dumb and funny...

^ LMAO.

Woulda been hilarious if they started selling that.

I could imagine JR commentating..

JR: "Baw Gawd! There must be a lead pipe inside that foam!!!!"

I dunno, the first time I saw the bowling ball to the balls, I was like ROFL for 3 hours.

Bastard you beat me to it.

VCR

Kitchen Sink.

JR: BAH GAWD They've used everything but the Kitchen Sink!

*Wrestler A pulls a kitchen sink out from somewhere*

JR: SAZDSADASDDFGDSFHFF!!!

.....

Yeah. Somebody HAS used a kitchen sink before. I forget between who and when. I remember seeing it.

It was used in the Jarett/Chyno housekeeping match and Hardcore matches. I never saw Foley in ECW, in fact the only ECW dvd that I have seen/own is GAC 2001.

ITS MY TURN TO USE THE SEXBOX

NO ITS MY TURN, AND HER NAMES SONY

For some reason, when Hardcore Holly pulled out the cricket bat during the Holly vs. JBL championship match, I couldn't help but laugh. I think I was rooting for JBL to grab the bat, and then we here at TPWW.net would have a monster slew of "broomstick" jokes for captions.

Armmed Johnson also used it in the Street Fight at Wrestlemania 13.

The fire extinguisher makes me shake my head.

I laugh when HHH uses the sledgehammer. I mean, it's not like he ever hits them with it. He hits them with his hand. Or the stick.

Mannequin head

You beat me to it.

Other than that, I'd say the golden trash cans.

empty cup of beer

<font color=cyan>Alas, you won the race... beat me to it.

I don't know when or who it was, must have been round Halloween, on Raw! In a hardcore match, one guy lifted up the ring and a skeleton rolled out, but he didnt hit the other guy with the skeleton, instead he found a globe and hit him with that!

I remember a Norman Smiley vs. Brian knobss hardcore match in WCW where they were hitting eachother with bags of buns and selling it.

Plastic duck.

This is from one of Lance Storm's commentary at http://www.stormwrestling.com/061104.html:

"Right after the finish, Lenny St. Clair hits the ring, with our cribbage board, and starts attacking me. I guess he too was inspired to new heights or perhaps depths by our match. Natch then roles out of the ring and grabs this large plastic tube that Tony had for carrying posters. He roles back in to the ring and starts beating Tony with it. Now that it is a 2 on 1, my buddy Paul comes to the rescue with our deck of cards. They both sell for the cards big time, until Hulk Hogan once again, possesses The Natural. As the locker room clears, they all feed Natch 1 by 1 for the Hogan comeback. When he runs out of boys, he turns to the poor kid working ring crew. Natch grabs the kid throws him into the ring, shoots him into the ropes with the words “watch the boot”. This kid had never wrestled and I can only imagine what was going threw his mind as he ran the ropes trying to figure out why he would be watching a boot. The kid of course trips coming of the ropes and staggers head first into The Natural’s outstretched foot and busts his mouth wide open. "

The whole article is awesome, but that deck of cards part is what I thought was just hilarious. I really wish I could have seen that.

New Jack used a cheese grater one time and I laughed for an hour straight.

Also, I think it's hilarious when wrestlers pull out steel chairs and sit in them instead of attacking opponents with it. Foley did that in ECW...classic.

I saw something from XPW if I'm not mistake, which I think I am, where a person used a gutiar with lightbulbs on it, which seemed kinda dumb to me...

It wasn't that I didn't think a gutiar with light bulbs on it wouldn't hurt, but just the consept that a person devised a gutiar with light bulbs on it to use in a stupid match.

I saw the Dudley's use a Machette on I think CW Anderson, on there one night return to ECW

urinal freshener thingy, SummerSlam or Fully Loaded 99 Bossman v Snow

You mean a Urinal cake/tablet.

i always wondered about new jack and the staple gun...was that real?

yeah i mean, negative rep him right now, i had NO clue what he was on about either.