Rate The Wrestler - Day 103 - LA Park
 

Hey yo. Check it out, I'm actually doing this on time. Yesterday, we found out that Juvi Juice is pretty tasty, seeing as Juventud scored an 83.

Today, we have another luchadore dor your rating pleasure. I'm not exactly sure that he's a cruiserweight, but the man can fly with the best of them. He is the Chairman of the Board, La Parka (now known as LA Park).

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Current Top 10 Leaderboard
T-1st Bret Hart (96)
T-1st Kurt Angle (96)
T-3rd Owen Hart (95)
T-3rd Ted DeBiase (95)
5th "Ravishing" Rick Rude (94)
6th "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93)
T-7th Brian Pillman (92)
T-7th Shawn Michaels (92)
T-7th Arn Anderson (92)
T-7th The Rock (92)
T-7th "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (92)

Ring ability: 9
Ring presence: 7.5
Overness: 8
Work rate: 10
Politics: 10
Personal Bias: 8.5
Charisma: 10
Mic skill: N/A
Overall rank: 9.1

5

common this guy's a joke

<font color=goldenrod>YESSSSSSSSS FINALLY :cool:

The guy gets an easy <b>10</b> from me. Amazing in the ring, great high flyer, and charasmatic as hell.</font>

8.9

LA Park = 6.5

Had some good matches, not bad too bad in the ring, had a boat load of charisma (I personally think it was the outfit, but oh well), but he never did anything. As a man once said, he never "...put alot of butts in the seats." Only in this case it happens to be true. His cameos in TNA and other Indy companies have done nothing to make them seem more credible. Like I said I like his ring work, and he never annoyed me, but there was nothing about him that I found exactly great.

8.6

7.5

"The dancing Skeleton" gets a 9.Funny as hell and the man that made chair shots cool

Funky, it might be a good idea as we get into a higher number of ratings to turn the list of all those rated prior into a drop down menu.

I have to give him 9.5.

7.0

Good, not great. Never really impressed me much, but he gets extra for playing air guitar with a chair.

:wtf:

8.5

Gotta love The Chairman of the Board.

10, see the sig

last time I marked out was over the summer during an X Divison battle royale. All of the sudden LA PARKA runs out! Instant happiness

La Parka sighting:

"I'll never forget the time I was fishing with my brother Sammy and we were drinking lots of beer. We both got pretty drunk and Sammy said, "I'M THE MESSIAH! LOOK AT ME, I CAN WALK ON THE WATER!" Well, Sammy started walking off the shore, and fell straight in sinking way out of my sight. I was afraid to get in the water, so I just sat at the edge of the shore, petrified. This freaky looking big guy in a Skeleton Suit came running up the bank with this crazy ass strut. He pulled a big metal folding chair out and tied a rope to it. He then strummed it like a guitar for about 10 seconds then threw it in the lake. After doing the crazy strut a bit more, he pulled on the rope, and my brother Sammy came flying out of the water, landing right on the bank. Sammy wasn't breathing, so this guy started hitting his stomach with the chair. Water and fish flew out of Sammy's mouth as he started breathing again. I told this strange man, "Thanks!" and asked him what his name was. He handed me a card that simply read "La Parka". I told him thanks again, then Sammy did the same. Then, this man named La Parka hit us both on the head with his chair and strutted off into the sunset. I love La Parka. Long live La Parka!"

9

Good idea. I'll see about doing it soon.

8.

Let's do Honky Tonk Mang 2morrow

You'll have to take that up with Helmsphere since, he's got the weekend edition.

I've been watching loads of CMLL recently I love this guy.

9.5!

I already promised Euno's Greg The Hammer Valentine tomorrow, but the day after that will be the self proclaimed greatest IC Champion ever

7.9

8.0

6.5

Average worker, funny gimmick. Some decent matches, but nothing that I would say is better than anyone else's, especially guys from his style of wrestling.

He was very individualistic and got over with that. I mean you look at the guy dressed like a skeleton from Halloween and you're like, "yea, he'll go far," but he fantastic. His "Chairman" gimmick was excellent and he really was one of the very few luchadore's to have and carry out an original gimmick. I mean back in WCW, I couldn't tell half the luchadore's from the other, but La Parka stood out. You knew he had that dance, you knew he carried around a chair and you knew what he was about, even if he didn't speak a word.

He gets a 8.0 from me.

7.5. I've seen him in WCW with the chair gimmick but I never actually seen him wrestle or do anything that stood out. I'm giving him a 7.5 because I know he doesnt suck and I read stuff on him and its pretty much all positive. :wave:

7.5 a good gimmick but a personal favourite.

10

Wow...pretty mixed results for La Parka, will be interesting to see his final score...he gets an 8.4 from me however.
8.4

Also, Helmsphere or Funky, could we do Tommy Dreamer soon? :love:

8.5

I think I rated him pretty high, but I remember reading a video game review for a WCW game. It generally got poor marks, but they noted this shining advantage: "Where else can you play a game as an overweight Mexican luchador dressed up as a skeleton?"

THe guy may have always lurked in the lower midcard, and maybe he didn't have spectacular matches, but he always made me laugh and root for him. Plus his Chairman stint was great. I'd love to see him show up as a surprise General Manager on Smackdown someday.

10, no less. La Parka rules

You speak truth.

9.7

10

WOOHOO!

You do realize we're rating both members of Rhythm and Blues on back2back days yes? :naughty:

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