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Because it had to happen....
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RVD: I know I get high, but this is ridiculoussssss- *SPLAT* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Batista: SON OF A BITCH STOLE OUR IDEA! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg The new Eddie-Basham ladder was a huge hit. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Puder: Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it... Doing it for the money, hate homos, don't like it... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg JBL's Nasty Boy pit drop worked pretty well, until it killed Orlando, then he was screwed. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg (JBL Shoots) JBL: That's the WWE logo bitch! And when you're in MY WWE ring, you can do NOTHING you big evil piece of shit! I WILL BURY YOU, BIATCH! (After Armageddon) Taker: You messed with the wrong guy, John... Now you get a taste of your own medicine. Bradshaw: OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT! I WON'T BURY YOU! NOW GET THAT PINEAPPLE OUT OF MY ASS! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg RVD trips off the top rope. Stevie: :shifty: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg WWE's Queer Guy for the Queer Guy was pretty much over with the fans. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Hardcore: AND THAT'S FOR EATING THE LAST JELLY DONUT! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Seconds later, Booker's belly button ate Eddie in a surprise turn of events. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Ref (Looking and the tron): BOOBIES! *Wave* I SEE ME WITH BOOBIES! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Luther: DOWN, BITCH, DOWN! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Big Show: Think unsexy thoughts... Thinking unsexy thoughts... Think unsexy thoughts... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg JBL: YOU'RE HAIR'S ON FIRE! HERE! LET ME STOMP IT OUT! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg JBL: Oh yeah... OH YEAH! Belty: ........ Please stop humping me... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg JBL: Okay guys, move over! He's gonna b*BEEP*ow me! |
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Legit Main-eventers beware, we're taking over |
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It was such a sad day, even God had to turn his back on the WWE |
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Eddie: I'm sorry I had to break it to you like this.... Booker: But if he's not real then who left the puppy under the tree last year? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg You'd react the same way if you smelled a fart who had paid its dues... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg JBL: HA! You dumb sumbitch! Now you know why you can't wear roller skates in an ice rink don't you? Taker: I still don't understand why RVD doesn't fall off his surfboard... http://www.slam.ca/WrestlingImagesJe..._van_may01.jpg Jericho: You think your shadow-puppet dog is pretty cool, huh? Check out this flock of birds! |
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RVD (as he's falling quickly): Theydon'thaveanyBudLightupthere! Doyouwantanything elseI'mupher-- **FLATTENED!!** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Booker T botches Hands Across America. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg After this picture, the three "ladies" were seen coming out of a hotel room from someone identified as "unter earst elmsely." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg JBL's face turn failed as he tried to show it as he placed an armbar.. on himself. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg JBL: If you were a woman, I'd slugg ya! OR JBL: Get a job, yaaaa drrunk! *hiccup!* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg RVD: Come with me.. to Neverland!! Kenzo: Dizamn, negro. You on de wacky tobacco. But, OK! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg TO (looking at the three): The hell with the game, I'm going to therapy NOW. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Holly: YOU HAVEN'T PAID YOUR TAXES! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Booker T, after Eddie told him the ending of "Old Yeller." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Ref: I still think that's a dude in that scene with the other. See, there's the apple. Jackie: Is this one of those National Geographic tapes or is it "One Night in Chyna" ? Ref: I don't even know anymore... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Luther: stuck.....oil...oiilll.. rire there.. Joy: Um... math? .... :shifty: **runs away slowly** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg JBL (singing): It's SpringTime for Hitler and Germ-- **KICKS** SHIT! Taker: ..didn't know.. you were... praticing.. **DEATH RATTLE** Cole: ...um, Undertaker counters the boot with a headbutt!! WOW! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg JBL: omg! Are you ok, Mark? Taker: ............. JBL: Mark? Taker: .......... JBL: Mark? ..If I give this title and the Seinfield DVD set, then will you get up? Taker: ......................... can't talk, 'selling'. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg Bashams (while bashing Taker): You.. will.. watch.. Bradshaw... Macarena.. like it... or... .... .. not.. STUFF! fin. |
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RVD: COSGROVE, SAVE ME! I'M FALLING! SAVE ME, COSGROVE, SAVE ME! ...... OK, NEVER MIND! *splat* Hell, I'll even give a rep for the reference... |
^^ I'm not sure, I should know this, but is it Team America?
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RVD is the first to test out the new wire-flying systems for WWE's first superhero movie. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Unfortunately, WWE had to cut costs by the time it was Eddie's turn. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Don't knock on Booker T. You'd have passed out too if you had to stand around the Bashams with their pits in the air. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg WWE's second attempt at the Diva Search wasn't quite as glamorous as the first. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg JBL just hopes he can get this over with quick before anyone notices he's not really the Rock. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Taker was shocked and apalled by the horrible things JBL was saying to that poor turnbuckle. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg RVD: Oh, Jesus look out! The wires broke!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Apparently the boy in the Metallica T-Shirt had an entirely different opinion as to what "Ride the Lightning" meant. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Holly: Take THAT, John Wilkes Booth! How dare you kill the President! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Booker: My contacts fell out! I can't see a thing, Kurt! Eddie: .... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Good to see Steven Tyler is in the mood for the Holidays....and got a boob job. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg "Okay, NM hasn't watched Smackdown in months. So who the hell are we again?" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg This poor girl had no idea that when Big Show says he wants to eat you, he's not talking about pleasuring anyone. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg Oh yeah, Orlando thought it would be really funny to put that banana peel in the ring. Now look what happened. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg JBL: Taker? Oh come on! I'm not THAT boring! Taker: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz......... |
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RVD's "Sting's Crow" gimmick ends in tragedy. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Doug: I Danny: Love Orlando: Your JBL: EARLOBES! Doug: I Danny: Tug Orlando: Your JBL: Professor! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Eddie: Guys, are you sure this is how we play Londen Bridges Fallin Down? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Up next on VH1, the timeline of Micheal Jackson. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg JBL: *Pointing finger in Taker's face* I came into this world as a muppet! Look into these eyes, you'll see that they are COOGLY! |
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And the year's most embarassing moment went to RVD when, during a dramatic leap from the rafters, his tights got stuck in the trusses. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg The whole goose-stepping gimmick got out of hand when JBL introduced his new "Skinhead" faction. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Th Bashams help unhook Eddie from the rapelling cable during Year's Most Embarassing Moment #2. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Miz: "Alright, Justice, I know we're dressed up as saucy tarts and all, but next time you put your hand on my ass, I'll kill you." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg He may be the world's most unworthy WWE champ, but no one did a Russian Dance better than JBL. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg As JBL's promo entered the third hour, Mark Calloway decided to rest his eyes for a second. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg RVD: "So, you see... no wires!" Kenzo: "Whoa!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg God, I knew O-Town was gay, but... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Al Snow wowed the crowd with his "Little Richard" impersonation. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Eddie: "No, seriously man... those chicks we saw earlier on stage, they were men, esse." Booker: "Oh.... Oh, God. .... OH, GOD...." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Even Referee Nick Patrick was stunned when Mrs. Claus reacted with cat-like reflexes. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Joy had no idea what to do after Luther fell asleep in the middle of his own promo. |
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Nick Patrick: That's a great pose, but you forgot to move your top to the side a bit. |
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg One Night In Chyna begat a whole new trend. |
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"When you were drunk, week nights on UPN." |
I've been busy over the past week. Sorry for the tardiness, but I think I've regained some creativity. :) Comments appreciated as always.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg It was an unfortunate first scalping incident in over 200 years when RVD's hair accidentally got caught in the scaffolding. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg It was a raucous celebration, but Wayne Brady couldn't help but think he'd be the next guy that the Alabama Chain Gang would turn on. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Sometimes, just to have fun, the Bashams would toss random Latinos up agains the glass ceiling and giggle at the resulting THUMP. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Somehow, the New Godfather's Hos wasn't as much of a hit as the first. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Hilarity ensues when JBL slips on a banana and gets hit by a cup of beer at the same time. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg JBL: "And you're not taking my belt and that's FINAL! And you remember that, Mr. Top Turnbuckle!!!" Taker: "You got into RVD's stash too?" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Kenzo takes the lead in the first-ever Rob-Tossing Championships. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg So these are the clowns that decide the BCS. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Nothing was more devastating than Hardcore's patented Curvefart. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Eddie & Booker: "You actually watched the One Night in China trailer???" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Santa's daughter was noticeably pissed when the Easter Bunny took out her dad. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Luther: "And that's why I'm going to beat--" Ref: "By George, I have hands too!!!" Luther: "Dammit, not now!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Big Show grinningly re-enacts his own "Melissa incident." (rep for the reference) http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg Taker was never a vocal protester of JBL's goose stepping... until now. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg *after JBL clocks Taker in the head* JBL: "And that's for stealing all my clothes and underwear!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg One Night in Taker was no better than any of its predecessors. |
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Somewhere in Minnesotta, Brock suffers three more heart attacks. |
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