Ok, here's my take on it for my 999th post.
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Dear Vince McMahon and ALL of WWE Staff
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Yeah. You tell "ALL of WWE Staff" what's up, man. Let 'em have it!
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We, your loyal fans of WWE, have had enough of Triple H's politics
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But we're loyal so we'll put up with it and still watch your programing after you read this and laugh your ass off.
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and we have also had enough of how you screwed Bret "Hitman" Hart, the best down to earth wrestler this business has ever had to offer.
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Ok, here's the point where I stopped reading this seriously. Something about calling Bret Hart "down to earth" just told the part of my brain that actually took this thing seriously to just give up.
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And how you treat the fans by rubbing in how you guys screwed Bret over the years and how you say Shawn Michaels is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time.
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No kidding. I know how Vince always comes out in Canada and say "Hey you Canadians! Remember how I screwed Bret Hart? Just thought I'd remind you." And then he forces everyone in the audience to each join the "kiss my ass" club... What an asshole. He should just let it drop.
*Lets out a huge fart*
No, man. That was me...
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how is that true when HBK dropped the belt in January of 1997 because he had to go home and find his smile?
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Mark...
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Well its clearly shown that he still hasn't,
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Actually that's not true. I remember talking to him the other day about how he screwed Bret out of the title, and the two of us just laughed and laughed. I swear I haven't seen the guy smile so much...
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and the fact that he did it because he would never put Bret over for the title.
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Yeah. What an ass. Bret Hart would never be so selfish. He'd gladly drop the title to help a young up-and-comer get over.
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And the fact that you NEVER turn HBK heel anymore, which you should since he always will be in Canada.
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Actually, Raw has been in the States for the past few weeks, and will be for the next few weeks.... Maybe he means that Shawn bought a house in Canada, but why would that constitute him being a heel? Is he insinuating that Canadians are assholes?...who knew?
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I maybe an American, but i watch your shows because of Bret, and not because of Triple H's politics
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He must not pay close attention to the shows he watches, because Bret doesn't actually appear on WWE television and hasn't for quite some time.
Personally I watch their shows because of Stevie Wonder... See, he's blind and I have to describe what's going on to him.
Stevie: "Descrive it to me, man. I want to feel like I'm there!"
Me: "ok....Nothing's happening....nothing's happening....nothing's happening....nothing's happening....something about a diva search...nothing's happening...it's over. A bunch of the people in the audience look pissed."
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we, the fans of Wrestling and the WWE, want this nonsense with HBK to stop now
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Damn Straight, little man. I am furious that HBK hasn't broken a single heart since he came back. It's total nonsense...
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If you do give Triple H or Stephanie McMahon control over Creative Writing, you might as well call your Monday Night Raw show as "RAW is HHH" and while your at it, and you will see how many fan signs of "SPOILERS: Triple H Wins" every week.
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*Holds up sign that says "SPOILERS: This petition sucks!"*
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You guys are hurting your own show, you release like 10 wrestlers.
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Yeah, and like those wrestlers weren't even like being used on any of you guy's programming and stuff!
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And you also will not let wrestlers do there own moves anymore because there "dangerous" since when the hell was wrestling NOT dangerous?
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You guys make The Hurricane look like a disgrace of his former self, he cant do the Superkick anymore because HBK whined and cried that he stole his move, so now you gave in to HBK *like you did in 1997* and now no one can do that move?
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Markie Mark...
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Its also sad that Hurricane cant even do his FINISHING move anymore, the Vertebraker, you have ruined so many careers because of your politics, that its sad... lets look at the list of careers you ruined, shall we?
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Oh yippie. Lets!
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Damn Vince for ruining his career by giving him that stroke...
Somebody MUST have told Vince that he was willing to drink his own vomit....it must have been HHH!
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The Hurricane Rhyno Matt Hardy Dawn Marie Tajiri
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Still getting nice fat paychecks from the WWE...but their careers have all been ruined. RUINED!
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Raven
Diamond Dallas Page
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Now working for NWA-TNA...but their careers have been RUINED! RUINED!!!
Vince forces him to go out night after night and do dozens of punches and kicks followed by the rolling thunder and a 5 star frog splash. That Bastard is holding him down!!!
Both of which are active in main event matches and angles.....RUINED!!!!
He wouldn't let him ride a wave of 500 consecutive squash matches! He screwed Goldberg the same way he screwed Bret! Let's all haunt him for the next 30 years about that too! RUINED!!!!
Vince forced him to constantly get injured and have surgerys that forced him out of action for well over a year. RUINED! Vince you BASTARD!
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Rico Johnny Stamboli Lance Storm Sean O'Haire Ultimo Dragon Shannon Moore Val Venis Funaki Paul London Dean Malenko Parry Saturn
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And the rest.... MEH
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So many careers, ruined or wasted, it makes me, and many other people sick. Test's career was going sky high when he was about to be married to Steph, but not until Triple H decided to stick his nose in his business, since then, Test's career went downhill and he never was able to climb back the hill he once was at the peak of.
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MARK MARK MARKIE MARK MARK MARK!!!!
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After all these career's being ruined, you want to ruin more career's? If you do, then put Triple H in as the head of Creative Writing, and see how fast NWA TNA knocks you guys flat on your face. There sneaking right up behind you ask we speak, they don't give a crap about stupid silly storylines like you guys, if you guys dint worry about mic talkers, Rob Van Dam would and SHOULD be the WWE Champ already, he has paid his dues for so long, yet you REFUSE to push him.
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Wow. That would really suck. Every segment: "Hey, man. I'm the champ! Whoa!" "Dude! Wanna wrestle for the championship? No? Dude, that's cool. *Thumbs to the shoulders...*"
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Quite frankly, the Brand Split has also made WWE look like shit, look at the ratings you guys now get in your PPV's, no one is gonna watch a Smackdown Only PPV, or RAW Only, they want it all, we loved it when you guys brought Smackdown so we could see The Rock, Stone Cold, Mankind, and all those talented entertainers 2 nights a week.
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"And we didn't have to watch all of those crappy wrestlers I mentioned above in my other stupid list."
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We are sick of this, and we are SICK of Triple H's politics, hes also trying to ruin Randy Orton's career by not letting be him champ,
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Champ you too, buddy! You should have cheered for him more when he WAS champ.
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he thinks he owns the WWE. and we the fans, have HAD it, we do NOT care about big storylines and stuff,
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THat's why Allen Ceaser the third religeously tunes in to his favorite local wrestling organization....no, he'd rather complain about HHH and be a bitch...and stuff.
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we watch because we love the wrestling shows that are put on by REAL Wrestlers and Entertainers, and if Triple H or Steph becomes the Head Writer, that means Triple H will be the champ pretty much forever, and ALL of us true wrestling fans except the ones who aren't true wrestling fans, will boycott watching WWE.
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Damn. I'm a loyal follower of the WWE's product. They've thrown old women giving birth to hands, old men shooting the ring posts with fake lightning, and "Sheriff Austin" at me and I still watch their programming. I guess I'm not a "True wrestling fan." It's a pity I can't be a part of his "elite" group... :(
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I mean we might as well stop watching, because after all you did put Pete Rose in the Wrestling Hall of Fame over Bret "Hitman" Hart or Hulk Hogan.
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Hulk Hogan......hall of fame..... :roll: Yeah. "Die, HHH, die. We've had enough of your backstage politics. BTW, put Hulk Hogan in the WHoF. We like him, not like we hate HHH and his backstage politics!"
Some jackass who made me waste my 999th post because I had to rant.
EDIT: I'm number 241! I think it's funny that this guy's gonna send his petition to Vince McMahon with the crap we've written on it.
