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Innovator 12-22-2004 09:54 AM

Raven = funny guy
 
Here's his handwritten ring entrance during the Sabu benefit show:

Raven: weighing in at 249 lbs from the Terrordome. He is an internationally known celebrity who has appeared on such C-level shows as "Donny and Marie" and "Win Ben Stein's Money."

He was the creator of the b.W.o – the Blue World Order, featuring Big Stevie Cool and Da Blue Guy. He was one third of the legendary comedy Trio along with Steve Austin and Brian Pillman. He is the inventor of white out and, for ladies, the jackrabbit. He was a member of the Cartel, led by The Boss, on Global Championship Wrestling, along with Rip Rogers and Makhan Singh and a 4th person he can’t remember. He once had his feet tickled by Cactus Jack, while seducing a woman in her bed as Cactus hid on her floor, not 3 hours after he and Raven first met. He once three way heeled as room with Cactus Jack and DDP and, when nothing was on TV, Raven and Cactus Jack decided to watch Droopy Dog, even though it was two against one and he had the least seniority in the room. That is why DDP is known as “The Emperor.”

Raven would also like it mentioned that the last time he and Shane Douglas wrestled, Shane Douglas threw up on him. Raven would also like everyone to have the Disco Inferno’s home phone number, 770-630-****

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Giving out Disco's number = the goods

Disturbed316 12-22-2004 09:59 AM

lol, Raven has always been the man. But what was with the Sabu benefit show?

Innovator 12-22-2004 10:28 AM

it was in Detroit (I think) at Border City Wrestling. All of the proceeds go to paying Sabu's hospital bills from his long stay dating back to August. Also it was guys showing respect to a guy who pretty much gave his body to entertain fans.

BigDaddyCool 12-22-2004 11:54 AM

haha, is there anything Raven can't do?

Dorkchop 12-22-2004 01:07 PM

I saw him at an indy show in October. He was really funny. My friend was the announcer, and got to announce Raven coming to the ring.

Raven said a lot of funny things, but I can't remember any of them.

SuperSlim 12-22-2004 01:58 PM

Raven is awesome

The One 12-22-2004 02:14 PM

Raven = Pure Greatness

Disturbed316 12-22-2004 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator
it was in Detroit (I think) at Border City Wrestling. All of the proceeds go to paying Sabu's hospital bills from his long stay dating back to August. Also it was guys showing respect to a guy who pretty much gave his body to entertain fans.

What was he in the hospital for this time?

Mr. Nerfect 12-23-2004 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool
haha, is there anything Raven can't do?

Get pushed in the WWE. :shifty:

Raven=Greatness, BTW. :y:

Londoner 12-23-2004 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool
haha, is there anything Raven can't do?


Only one thing- he can't have a decent career in WWE, but then again, only HHH can do that.

Londoner 12-23-2004 09:28 AM

damnit alienoid i honestly didnt see your post there mate!lol

Hardkore Kidd J 12-23-2004 11:41 AM

Raven is the greatest. Give him a title shot now.

SuperSlim 12-23-2004 12:12 PM

yeah when is Raven to receive his rematch for the TNA title?

Innovator 12-23-2004 12:39 PM

when his Raven Clockwork Orange Tour of Jobbing 2004 ends.

Also during the match, Raven said he refused to sell Mr. Socko, Foley replied, "If I use the sock tonight you better sell it like a million bucks"

SuperSlim 12-23-2004 12:41 PM

Sabu is always gettin hurt

Innovator 12-23-2004 12:43 PM

from what I've heard about Sabu, basically his body just broke down, especially his back.

Fryza 12-23-2004 01:05 PM

LOL, awesome. Raven is the man, just to rehash everyone elses posts.

Blitz 12-23-2004 01:22 PM

Yeah, that was a pretty funny promo. Wish I could have seen the match. (Was working at the merch table, lots of people standing in front of me. Missed the whole show.) :'(

Innovator 12-23-2004 03:17 PM

Damn, I heard the Styles/Daniels match was 5 star caliber

jindrak 12-24-2004 01:05 AM

Raven is my favorite wrestling personality.

Corkscrewed 12-24-2004 01:19 AM

LMAO. Raven's got one awesomely twisted sense of humor. :lol:

weather vane 12-24-2004 05:19 AM

http://spilly.photosite.com/~photos/...4139528562.jpg

Raven and me at an NHB Wrestling show in Thunder Bay.

ColdwaVer 12-24-2004 08:19 AM

Dude, are you groping his ass in that picture?

weather vane 12-24-2004 06:29 PM

yeah for sure


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