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WWE RAW Captions [1-5-2004]
You can click on PHOTOS, but as of now, all you get are red X's.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/010504/images/respage.jpg Shawn took a step back. These gay set-ups were getting too much even for him. OR As part of the WWE's new "Break the Rules" ad campaign, Triple H blinked three hours into the staring contest but was not disqualified. |
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Michaels: Look into my eyes, Now your balls are paralysed (Well it is a pretty crappy picture) |
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Trips: Mike, there is something on your lips, let me get that for you. |
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Trips: Mike you have something on your lips, let me get that for you |
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HHH: Shawn, enough is enough. Now GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS! |
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Michaels: So Hunter, this new way of getting over. You're talking about things like holding the talent down, things like say making all the other pics appear as red xes, huh? Do tell me more... |
Alright, mine ended up SUCKING, but you get the point.
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Look how close their noses are. What you dont see is that Triple H is standing 3 feet away. |
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what?
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Man, those WWE photographers sure like vases... |
Loopydate, you freakin' rule.
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HBK: Say, does that thing influence the tides? |
Jesus is this it?!?
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Red "X"s rule!
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HHH: Ok look...what do you want? as long as Steph doesn't find out about our little *ahem* meeting last night Shawn: Let's get it over with and just show her? |
wow every single caption sucked.
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Seabass, make a better one. If you can't, shut the fu</>ck up. |
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"I'm sorry Shawn, the hair must go." "But..."</font> |
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You can spot a buffoon by their odd mannerisms, including improper grammar (lack of capitalization, etc.), criticism without presenting alternatives, and what we in the anthropology profession call "Pot-and-kettle Syndrome" wherein they tell people they suck when, in fact, it is they who suck. Join us next week when we'll be studying Stupid NOOBs and Message Board Bullies. Thanks for coming. |
*Snaps some shots of a Buffon*
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I usually don't make captions, so I'll just inform you all, the RAW pics work now. |
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And I'm off like a prom dress... |
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Those French are always coming up with new ways in which love can be made. Here, we see the first public aural penetration. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/02.jpg Those Americans and their unwillingness to accept change... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/03.jpg Batista and Flair sprinted out. They were late for Human Pyramid rehearsal! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/04.jpg With a blast of smoke and the stench of sulfur and brimstone, the mutant known only as Nightcrawlicho teleported into the arena to oppose the Hurricane. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/05.jpg The Hurricane loooooooooooves Twizzlers! (Sorry. I couldn't resist the old joke.) http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/06.jpg Christian immediately regretted falling for the old "Pull My Arm" gag. So did the first seven rows. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/07.jpg Christian clutched at his liver. Sure, he'd been separated from his conjoined twin, but at what cost? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/08.jpg Steven gasped in shock. How could Test see him? Then, it dawned on him: His powers had been lost! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/09.jpg Victoria introduced WWE fans to Mr. Richards' new gimmick: Steviecles! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/10.jpg Here, we see Steviecles breathe life into his fallen...um...girlfriend's (?) lifeless body. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/11.jpg Man, those WWE photographers sure like vases... (I couldn't come up with anything better than last time) http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/12.jpg Molly screamed as she increased the pressure: "Stop doing 'Jazz Hands!'" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/13.jpg Molly took a deep breath before going down. . . . to the canvas after the Stratusphere. Cripes, guys, you need to get your minds out of the gutter! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/14.jpg JAZZ: How do you like my "Trish Hands," bitch? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/15.jpg REF: Jesus, Jazz, "Jazz Hands" are a dance phrase. She wasn't insulting you. There's no need to give her a black eye! JAZZ: Black eye? BLACK eye?!? What are you trying to say? REF: Oh, shit... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/16.jpg Backstage, Triple H chuckled. That invisible crucifix was certainly worth the investment. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/17.jpg JR was starting to slip. Ever since Bischoff told him to watch his back, that Coach was ready to take over if he mis-called one more move, he had been seeing things. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/18.jpg LONG: You sure you don't have a little black in you? LILIAN: I'm sure. LONG: You want some? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/19.jpg AUSTIN: This isn't my backyard... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/20.jpg Rob was grateful that Henry had pulled him down from the cross, but he could have been a bit more gentle. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/21.jpg The disastrous results of RVD's trying to use the invisible cross to get above the glass ceiling. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/22.jpg AUSTIN: Vince used a bit more hand. TEDDY: Like this? AUSTIN: Yeah. Now, spread your lips... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/23.jpg Jericho froze in terror. If he didn't move, the Naked Mister Fuji might not see him. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/24.jpg RIC: Where's your belt? DAVE: It crawled in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one? RIC: No, Dave. LOOPYDATE: Wait, haven't I done this one before...? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/25.jpg Laertes stepped back and watched as the poison from his invisible dagger took its effect on Hamlet. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/26.jpg Um... What's Bubba doing with his right hand? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/27.jpg Bubba was frustrated. HIS invisible dagger normally sliced throats like overripe tomatoes, but Batista's neck was so damned thick... Plus, there was that gold belt lodged in there... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/28.jpg REF: No, man, I'm telling you! Denethor had gone insane! He didn't care if Faramir was alive or dead! BUBBA: Watch the match. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/29.jpg DRAMATIC VOICE-OVER: There could be only one veteran, auburn-haired, multiple-time-World-Champion wearing a dark shirt and black pants in that ring. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/30.jpg HBK thought that just because he was wearing a "The Source" t-shirt, he could dance like a hip-hop star. This picture proves he was wrong. |
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http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/01.jpg The ref looks in amazement- when did the "skull ****" become a legal move? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/03.jpg The first annual "Dudley Bowling" game was a huge success. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/04.jpg Jericho: "Damn Earl, that's one hell of a cigarette." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/05.jpg In the midst of battle Christian just realized he left the stove on. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/07.jpg Christian looks away in horror when he sees Jericho's new victory "streaking" celebration. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/09.jpg Stevie: "HEY! Raise my hand don't dislocate my shoulder!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/10.jpg The crowd looks on in awe as Stevie rips Victoria's head off and renames himself Al Snow Version 3. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/11.jpg Triple H: "Do you wanna come back to my place?" Shawn: "I thought you'd never ask." (Python fans will get this) http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/12.jpg Trish still can't get the hang of the Nazi solute no matter how hard she tries. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/13.jpg Ref: "It's MORPHIN TIME!" Molly: "Not right now, jackass." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/14.jpg The night was finally here that Jazz and the WWE logo unveiled their sinister plot to take over the WWE one diva at a time. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/16.jpg RVD always manages to upstage Charles Robinson when he's doing his "model" pose. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/17.jpg Coach: "OH SHIT!" JR: "That's what you get for puttin the chair on the edge, you moron!" King: "Puppies?" JR: "You already missed em, Jerry." King: "Awe..." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/18.jpg Lillian (thinking): "When did the Godfather shrink and go bald?" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/19.jpg Austin: "Aw hell she's on empty. Maybe I can coast 'er down the ramp." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/20.jpg Charles Robinson had seen better boston crabs, but at least Henry is tryin. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/21.jpg Get your Mark Henry beanbag from wweshopzone.com for only $399.95! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/22.jpg Teddy: "All I said was I liked the Ringmaster better!" Austin: "What?" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/23.jpg Jericho finally knew why Trish had to spend all that time in makeup, but he sure as hell didn't like it. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/24.jpg Ric: "Hey where's your belt?" Batista: "Somebody stole it again." WWE Logo: "Heehee." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/25.jpg Bubba's Hurricane pose just lacked something... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/26.jpg As Bubba has Flair pinned, he wonders why Mike Chioda picked this moment to do the Worm. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/28.jpg Chioda: "No Trips you can't interfere in this match!" Triple H: "You're fired-uh." Batista: "Hey I think Ric died again...guys?" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/29.jpg Shawn: "I said cream and TWO sugars!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/30.jpg The new "rewind HBK" taunt was Shawn's best yet. |
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Push! PUUUUUUUSH! I CAN SEE THE HEAD! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/02.jpg Playing on xenophobia, Spike shouted "Fruit Rollup!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/03.jpg Spike then proved the dominance of American heterosexuality by leading the crowd in a cheer. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/04.jpg What? Shannon Moore? I thought you were on Smackdown! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/05.jpg Hurricane: Great green shades of Neptune! Imprisoned by the bands of Cyttorak! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/06.jpg Rosey's ass was stuck in a temporal vortex, and Christian was the only one nice enough to save him. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/07.jpg Those evil fiends ripped out Christian's symbiote and left him to die. (Bad joke, but rep to those who get it). http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/08.jpg Thinking quickly, Steven thrust his arm into Test's chest. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/09.jpg Victoria tried to raise Steven's hand high enough that the camera wouldn't catch Test's still-beating heart. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/10.jpg Weird Al debuted his new video, a parody on HHH's theme. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/11.jpg HBK stood on his tip-toes so that he could be seen over Triple H's nose... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/12.jpg WE NEED DINOZORD POWER! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/13.jpg Never let a blode initiate a 69. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/14.jpg A couple of tits were aised in the ring, only for thousands more to get to their feet in the audience. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/15.jpg Trish Screamed for Jazz to either wash or close her legs... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/16.jpg Try as he might, the Marrionette RVD couldn't get over. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/17.jpg The WWE introduces its new reality TV show...Can a Drag Queen, Webster, and a Redneck in a goofy hat host the 2004 Presidential debates without killing each other (Or being killed by Secret Service)? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/18.jpg Despite the pleadings of Teddy Long, Lillian refused to get "jiggy with it." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/19.jpg This was, perhaps, the dumbest slow-speed police chase in the history of Tennesee... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/20.jpg The WWE has taken to feeding Mark Henry in Ring. His meal of Choice? Refugees from ECW. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/21.jpg Mark Henry was just a 3-Count away from the ref counting him as having "all he could eat." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/22.jpg COUNT TO TEN, TEDDY! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/23.jpg Howcum Eric gets Linda, and Jericho gets...THIS... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/24.jpg Flair: This new girlde is really keeping in my 80s spread... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/25.jpg Flair gasped in horror as Bubba did his new finisher...The Hokey Pokey... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/26.jpg Ref: sorry, Ric, can't do anything. It's a legal move ever since Richard Simmons bought the WWE. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/27.jpg Batista: Oh, yes! OH! That really IS what it's all about! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/28.jpg Ref: One kiss and the match is yours. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/29.jpg Lorenzo Lamas in...NOSEBUSTERS 7. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/30.jpg In an attempted heel turn, HBK started a Michael Jackson gimmick. the turn was complete seconds later, when he groped child star Stacy Keibler. |
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Wrestlers fled for thier lives backstage as Goldberg was trying to learn how to use a microwave. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/01.jpg Rene is watching the titon tron for directions on how to play the leap frog game. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/02.jpg Obviously Rene's first attempt at leap frog didn't work out so well. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/06.jpg Christain, "Come on Rosey" Rosey, "I can't, my feet are glued to the ring.....god dammit Flair. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/08.jpg Test, "Dammit Ask him" Ref, "Come on Steven, Vince said you have to go back to Heat." Stevie, "Please Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/09.jpg My god, Steven Richards survived 3 torturous hours of being in a Test armbar to stay on Raw. Let the celebarations begin. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/10.jpg Wow, Steven Richards is already learning what it takes to be a Raw superstar as he buries Victoria in less then 5 seconds. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/13.jpg Okay for the 30th time can somebody reverse this move into a Styles Clash from the top rope for once Please :mad: Sorry, Moving on... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/14.jpg Jazz, "Do you see him" Trish, "Oh my god, you were right. He's in a cage. Jazz, "Yep, that's what happens when your gimmick becomes more popular then Vince wants it too." Trish, Poor Sean... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/17.jpg JR, "You guys have any clue what that last move was called." King, "Puppies, Puppies, Puppies, Puppies, Puppies, Puppies" Coach, "Uh Oh, King short circuted again...Someone get the double A's." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/19.jpg Vince cancelled the Matt Hardy vs Lance Storm match so the fans could watch Stone Cold Keievel leap over 15 Raw midcarders while simutaneously giving stunners to security guards while in midair. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/22.jpg Austin, "You didn't like my trick...What" Long, "No Steve, it was great. Austin, "Then why weren't you applauding Stone Cold...What Long, "Because I'm heel Steve, I shouldn't have too. Austin, "Did you not understand the letter sent home to each superstar that stated that when Steve Austin makes an appearence on Raw, every superstar must ALWAYS TREAT Steve Austin like GOD.....WHAT http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/23.jpg Jericho, "Oh my god Hunter" Hunter, "Chris...OH UM...I... Satan's Voice "Come on Hunter...It's Time to drink from the Fountain of Eternity. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/24.jpg Flair, "Dave hold your belt up like me" Batista, "Ric, your belt is around your waist." Flair, "Oh your good." |
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Finallly, Always450, HAS COME BACK, to making captions!
(chirp chirp chirp) Thank you! Thank you! I feel loved! Haven’t read the captions yet… sorry if I rip anyone off. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/01.jpg> Ref: Uh, Rene, Rob, whoever you are, I think you need to let go of the hold… You ripped off Spike’s face. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/02.jpg> Spike, resorting to his ECW “Giant Killer” gimmick, hit Rene with the biggest powerbomb seen on Raw! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/03.jpg> Batista really didn’t like the fact that Spike could throw a better powerbomb than him. Hence, the attack. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/04.jpg> Hurricane: Oh damn! I tap! Don’t give any fast food to Chris before his matches! –cough- Oh God! The smell! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/05.jpg> Hurricane: OKAY! I GOT THE ROPES! SOMEONE GET SOME AIR FRESHNER! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/06.jpg> Christan: Oh crap! The S.H.I.T IS ROSEY FROM THE 3 MINUTE WARNING! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/07.jpg> Christan and Chris Jericho walked away in tears. They had a chance for a great feud with that could of gotten Chris Jericho back to the main event and boost Christan up farther… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/08.jpg> It’s bad enough Test put the armbar on Stevie, but did the ref have to use the testicular force claw? <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/09.jpg> And now Victoria is doing it to Stevie! Poor Stevie! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/10.jpg> In an effort to boost ratings, Stevie Richards and Victoria made love in the middle of the ring. At this point Chris Jericho really wishes he had that face push with Trish! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/11.jpg> HBK: You wouldn’t be over if it wasn’t for me helping you out in DX. HHH: And you wouldn’t have a job today if it wasn’t for me owning Raw. HBK: And you… you… you… Damn you! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/12.jpg> Trish, knowing that this match was utterly useless, decided to chop herself in the throat, in order to give Molly a hand at winning. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/13.jpg> After hearing the clip from “Put A Little Ass On It”, Trish didn’t go for the Strastusfaction… She fell on her head. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/14.jpg> Hmph, holding up talent, <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/15.jpg> And keeping someone down. |
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Okay! That was uncalled for! Did Rob REALLY have to backhand the ref!?!? <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/17.jpg> King: Ah, this is a great match! Rob Van Dam VS that one guy who can’t get over no matter how much Vince tries to push him! Coach: Uh, I believe it is Mark Henry. JR: What a slobber knocker between Rob Van Dam and that other guy! Coach: Mark Henry! King: Did you hear something, JR? Coach: IT’S MARK HENRY! JR: Nope. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/18.jpg> (3 seconds ago) Long: So, Lillian, do you like cereal? Lillian: Yes… why do you ask? Long: Well, I was thinking, after a nice, long hot nice of sex, I could fix you a bowl of cereal. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/19.jpg> Steve Austin tried to come up with something new to make up for having a badge and claiming to be a sheriff. At this moment he thinks that driving a quad up to the ring is kinda like The Undertaker driving his motorcycle to the ring. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/20.jpg> RVD: Come on ref! Let’s play king of the mountain on this pile of trash! Ref: Uh, Rob, that’s Mark Henry, your opponent… RVD: You’re no fun! <img src= http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/21.jpg> Your winner, and still king of the mountain, Rob-Van-Dam! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/22.jpg> Austin: Now tell me where my damn beer is! Long: I told ya, I don’t have your beer! Austin: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU! Long: I don’t have it! I don’t have it! Beledat! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/23.jpg> Chris Jericho froze in terror… When he heard that the WWE was going to help the earth by recycling, he had no idea they were going to recycle the May Young/Mark Henry story line. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/24.jpg> Batista had to stand back a few feet from Ric. The mix of old man and sweat did not sit with his nose very well. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/25.jpg> The prank that the sound people did was funny, but the ref was embarrassed when “Every Body Dance Now” played over the PA system and he realized that he couldn’t dance. Ric Flair was break dancing, and Bubba showed he had a lot of rhythm for a bigger man. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/27.jpg> Yet for a big guy with a lot of rhythm, he really can’t figure out how to do a sleeper. <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/26.jpg> Raw’s newest ref, Lobster man! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/28.jpg> Batista had to prove himself… He had to prove he could do a better Powebomb than Spike! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/29.jpg> While HHH was sleeping, HBK had to run into the ring and stand… He was over Triple H! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/30.jpg> HBK was able to pick his nose without a camera man watching him, but the question was where can he put it… <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/26.jpg> Raw’s newest ref, Lobster man! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/28.jpg> Batista had to prove himself… He had to prove he could do a better Powebomb than Spike! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/29.jpg> While HHH was sleeping, HBK had to run into the ring and stand… He was over Triple H! <img src=http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/30.jpg> HBK was able to pick his nose without a camera man watching him, but the question was where can he put it… |
uhhh... sorry for the double post on the last few...
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Sorry guys, couldn't resist doing one more.
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ROFLMAO!!! Oh man, some of these are DEFINITELY going into my sig!! :y: :y: :lol:
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Spike knew some people said he was as good as shit, but he hadn't thought much about that until now. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/02.jpg When Hurricanranas go Bad Part V. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/03.jpg Flair and Batista sprinted out to make the save. The bumblebees were attacking!!! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/04.jpg Chris paused before turning to Hurricane to apologize to the audience. He'd been hanging out with RVD before the show. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/05.jpg Jericho found it hard to work the match knowing someone had left the gate to midcard hell open. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/06.jpg Rosie: ........................... "UH, OH!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/07.jpg Chris was out on a mission to prove something to Lance... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/08.jpg Test cried out in pain. It hurt him to be actually performing a new move for once. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/09.jpg "Shoot this man in the ass!" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/10.jpg Steve: "It was either you and me... and I just couldn't... and how could you tell people to shoot me in the ass anyway???" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/11.jpg Shawn: "Um, Hunter, you have a hickie." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/12.jpg Only Thing could intervene and stop the madness. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/13.jpg Warning! Lame pun ahead! Molly never minded Trish hanging around... until now... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/14.jpg What can you say? The WWE logo wanted to get a cleavage shot. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/15.jpg Jazz didn't know how much longer she had to do this to sell the angle, but she REALLY had to go! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/16.jpg RVD's heel turn began slowly when he decked referee Charles Robinson. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/17.jpg JR cursed himself. Coach had gotten into RVD's stash again darn it! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/18.jpg Lillian: "No I don't want a teddy in my bed tonight." http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/19.jpg When it came to burying multiple wrestlers' careers, Austin sometimes had to call to aid his trusty ATV... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/20.jpg Rob regretted the return of Sexual Chocolate... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/21.jpg Eventually satiated, Henry simply rolled off, allowing RVD to pin him. Well, that was one way to get a win... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/22.jpg Austin enjoyed his new role playing Hunter. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/23.jpg And now you know why Jericho got buried following his Undisputed Title win. On a side note, Stephanie looks REALLY different without make-up... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/24.jpg Moments later, the entire arena passed out. Ric was definitely UNSURE. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/25.jpg Now was not the time for Bubba Ray to be learning line dancing. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/26.jpg Flair may have been the Dirtiest Player in the game, but Bubba Ray wasn't too far behind... http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/27.jpg The bumblebee screamed in pain as Batista squashed its stinger. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/28.jpg Just great. The ref had to be right in the middle of a match when his Ortonbot broke down. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/29.jpg Michaels was shocked at this Reverse Hunter Effect taking place. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/30.jpg Suddenly, the hypnotist's spell kicked in when someone yelled "Quack like a duckie!" |
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Apparently making your opponents head disappear now counts for a submission win. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/02.jpg Spike: FOR THE LAST TIME, QUIT STEALING MY TOWELS? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/03.jpg Batista decides to practice for Olympic Torch running by lighting Spike's head on fire. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/04.jpg The Hurricane shows off his new powers by summoning rain into the arena. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/05.jpg Hebner has to remind Jericho that anally penetrating your opponent results in a DQ. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/06.jpg Rosie: Sid Vicious? What's he got to do with this?" http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/07.jpg Jericho and Christian stand in disgust at Rosie's display of flashing. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/08.jpg Ref: I'm telling you, you can save a load of cash on your car insurance!!! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/09.jpg Victoria: Shoot this man in the ass! Stevie: Someone already did that caption. Victoria: Then shoot him in the crotch! Stevie: NOOOOOOOOO!!! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/10.jpg Forgetting about her highlights, Stevie thought Victoria had been shot in the head. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/11.jpg A second later the arena imploded when they inhaled at the exact same time. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/12.jpg The lack of oxygen led Trish to forget there were no ropes over the ring. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/13.jpg Didn't Leonardo draw this once? http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/14.jpg Jazz heard about the new "head disappearing submission" rule. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/15.jpg ...and Kane comes down to perform the extraction. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/16.jpg RVD shows Charles Robinson how he wants his hair cut. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/17.jpg The overall commentary may have improved by hearing JR and King a third less, but King had to deal with Coach trying to stick his foot down his pants. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/18.jpg Fan: A little black in her! I get it, that's great! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/19.jpg Austin: Hey RVD! I got your rolling thunder right here! http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/20.jpg ...And RVD proves to be the master of disappearing head moves. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/21.jpg INSERT HGA JOKE HERE http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/22.jpg Today on Springer: When former WWE champions attack former WWE referees. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/23.jpg It wasn't the nudity that bothered Jericho, it was the fact that he could still smell Mark Henry's aftershave. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/24.jpg Stealing MY gimmick, Flair comes to the ring with no pants on. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/25.jpg Flair: Do I look THAT stupid when I do that? Ref: Yes. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/26.jpg Bubba performs a cavity search to find Batista's belt. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/27.jpg The ref wanted to make a call, but he couldn't decide who was doing what to who here. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/28.jpg This wasn't the best time for Bubba and the ref to be swapping fondue recipies. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/29.jpg HBK prepares to mark his territory. http://www.wweraw.com/results/010504/images/30.jpg Michaels tries to prove that he doesn't look stupid doing the strut. He fails. |
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