Brock and Sable marrying
 

Brock Lesnar and Rena Mero are getting married this spring on the Island of Palau. The announcement was made public today by Brock Lesnar to the Japanese media. Both Lesnar and Mero are in Japan for the week and will both be at the New Japan Pro Wrestling Tokyo Dome.

Credit: Mike Johnson @ PWInsider.com


Do you think that if brock returns, sable will too? :love:

I have a feeling Brock is going to go the same way Austin did, beating up his wife. Dunno why, just have a feeling about it.

Wow...Steroid Muscle meet Fake Tits...I can't wait to see those kids.

:lol:

Um..

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

They'll look a lot like this...

http://www.celebrityzone.co.uk/celebimage/chyna.jpg

LOL

LoL Don't think your guess is far off thrilla....

Geez, it's so obvious, why didn't I think of that?

I know it's sad to think about, but at least they'll make bitchin' porn with spin-kicking muskrats.

isn't she old enough to be his mom

I thought he was already married with a kid. Did he get divorced?

If so, I'm guessing the breakup went a little like this.

Brock (about a year ago): Boy, it sure is nice to have a night off early. Mr. McMahon sure was nice to let me record those promos and then go home as early as I did.

(Brock pulls up into his driveway and walks into his house. he hears a somewhat familiar whistling and clicking from his bedroom.)

Brock: "Hmm...that's odd. A fax machine? We don't even own--"

(Brock sees the phone and picks it up to hear a deafening hiss in his ear.)

Brock: "What? The phone's broken."

(Brock walks to the bedroom to ask his beloved wife why the phone is broken only to find her passionately clicking the mouse on the address bar on the forbidden internet browser and beginning to type in her favorite URL: www.tpww.net)

Brock: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That's the only thing I can think of that would make him get a divorce...

People get divorced for plenty of other reasons.

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*Pulls out gun and points it at his head in depression*

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Isn't she like 10 years older than he is?

My grandparents are 10 years apart. No biggie.

This was on Japanese media? I don't belive it.

The fact people are still referring to her as Rena Mero tends to take away the cred that these reports have..if any.

She couldn't marry without dropping the name Mero now could she.

:lol: "Mike Johnson"

a lot of women keep their last names

also, they aren't married yet according to this piece of news

Yes, but I dont think that is her last name. I think it's Marc Mero's. If she divorced him, why would she keep his family name?

cuz she's a dumb blonde with no brain, why else would she marry an NFL practice squad Reject.

Sable: Brock big man, brock must be big where it counts too, who cares if he has no career and no financial stability.
Brock: shut the hell up and take off your clothes, bitch. as long as i never take off my tights she'll never know the effects steroids really has, heh heh heh, brock you dawg
Sable: what did you just say?

She might have a horrible last name that she was teased about in her childhood.

Maybe its a celeb thing

no one knows her surname, they either know her as sable or as rena maro, so to get work shes keeping the name shes known as

They'll be divorced in two years tops.

Congratulations