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Kane:Oh man,these things taste so damn sour. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Edge:See,I told you Sean O'Hair was up there. Shawn:Cool! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Benoit:Oh GOD! Simons pills are starting to kick in! |
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Ref: Ewww! A bug on the mat! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Hassan: Sprout damn you.... SPROUT!! Hurricane: I told you... I am not a plant! Hassan: WAS THAT A DEROGATORY STATEMENT ABOUT MY RACE?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Cousin It! Can I have your autograph? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg RefORGYs. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg Snitsky: Hands off my... TOILET PAPER!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg Alright, who drew on Kane's face when he was sleeping? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg Batista: I GOT MY NOSE!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/26.jpg Batista: Must... go towards the chair... Randy: NO! It's a trick! He'll just end up holding you down! |
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FUCK YOU INTERNET FANS! AHAHAHAHA http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg HHH: ................. Dave: What Hunter? HHH: Sorry...I got lost...in your eyes http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Christian: I can fly! Benoit: No you can't, you're not me Christian: SHIIIIIIIIT! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Benoit: It tastes like buuuuuuurning |
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WWE Creative Team: Hey Kane, what do you think of Nova's new gimmick? |
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PS2's new controller didn't go over so hot with internet fans. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Batista: Can I touch it? HHH: 3 feet Dave, 3 feet!!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg How teh speak Australian HAMMERED Fosters, Australian for beer. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Shelton had to help Maven, but the ref could still smell it. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Fans were shocked when they learned Hurricane needed a catapult to get into the air. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Edge: tap...tap...tap Rhyno: Never [rips a fart] Edge: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Micheals: I thought the special school doesn't get out until 4? Edge: Nope. It gets out at 3. Eugene: :nono: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Micheals: Told you I could catch my own spit in the air. Gimme 5 bucks. Edge: No. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg The roughest thumb war ever. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg refs: I want your bod. HBK: What? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg ref: Never mind, I want your bod.....[takes deep breath] ohhh yeah. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Whaddaya mean no dessert? I ate my broccoli. It went down this hole!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg I beds could talk.....:drool: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Ksne: Launch ze missles!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg Eugene that pranksta glued Kane to a chair. Simon and Snitsky tried, but they just couldn't pull him off. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg Snitsky: BAM!!!!! Emirel: Heyyyyy!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg STONED. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Xtian: Air Hump!@!!!!! Air Hump!!!!!! Air Hump!!!! JR: Bahgwad!!!!! Here cmes the air hump!!!!!!! Benoit: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Benoit: Urgghhhh...he got me right up the butt. |
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Edge: Scissors! Vince: Damnit Edge, you and Shawn are playing Red Light, Green Light, not Rock Paper Scissors! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Edge botches smiling for the camera. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/26.jpg Batista: (Reading) Free Food...follow me. Randy: Don't Batista...its a trick http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Shawn and referee Mike Chiodo hold back an enraged Britanny Spears fan when told her concert was cancelled when she hurt her knee. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Simon: Kane...I am your fatha! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg After spending One Night in China, you'll never feel good again |
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HHH: Um, hey Dave, um.. My friend's got a wedding coming up and prices for certain things are really high up there so you mind, um, asking your friend D-Von.. and you can do it too, to, uh, ....WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg As you can see from his current review, Randy did not enjoy the film "White Noise". http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg HBK: Hu-hum... eDGe: Whoa.. that was the best Vince McMahon walking to the ring impression... ever! HBK: Hee, and you thought you knew me? eDGe: ................. talent??? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg HBK: No! I'm trying to make a comeback! Give me that referee suit now! I am the main event!! One Ref (with Irish accent): Sure ya could have. Off ya go! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg eDGe: WHUDDYA MEAN I CAN'T HAVE PUDDING UNTIL I EAT MY MEAT?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Simon: HEY! I'M VEWY COOL! SWEE? I'M LIKE WICHARD SIMMONSs! Kane: ...ooh.. more misused talent.. **begans to cry** ... how I know ye well. Simon: ......... Um, my shoirt's got my name on it. Swee? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Benoit: FURI-KURI !!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/22.jpg Ref: Both of these guys have won a match?! What a country. Benoit/Jericho: :mad: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg Watch as the baby Batista is hungry and is signalling its mother for food... or a main event push... whichever. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/24.jpg RKO: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/26.jpg HHH: You see this picture, ORTON! **taps the chair** This was when I was in Chyna.. over and over again! Batista: NOOO!!! ORTON!!! AHH!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM THE INSIDE! Orton: You would have done the same to me, Dave... Batista: AHH!! THERE IS NO GOD!!! WHY!!! HHH: It's not that ba--**glimses at the pic** OH, GOD! WHAT WAS I ON?!!! fin. |
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I banged the bosses daughter and all i got was this world title |
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now this belt will be re-sergically attached to my waist |
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What the... did those posts above joke about Triple H as champion, again? When will they learn. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg No matter what anyone tried to tell him, Snitsky believes it is his destiny to save Ivalice. |
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Kane, and Benoit after Ashlee Simpson's Orange Bowl performance. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Edge replicating Ashlee Simpson's Orange Bowl performance. |
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Hey Randy, see the name on this belt? It's not on a removable plate. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Eric Bischoff: Tonight, for the World Heavyweight Championship, it's going to be Triple H vs. Batista. Triple H: You must be tired Dave. Why don't you lie down for a bit. Say three seconds? Batista:..................:mad: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Randy Orton's theory was correct. The glass ceiling was actually a part of a glass building, as Randy Orton proved by opening a glass door. OR My alien spaceship should be hear in 3-2-1. *Alien spaceship behind Randy lands.* JR: BAHGAWD! ORTON'S AN ALIEN?!? BAHGAWD ALL HELL IS ABOUT TO BREAK LOOSE!!!! RATTLESNAKE!!!! AUSTIN!!! AUSTIN!!! STUNNER!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Mike Chiota really didn't need to start doing his interpretive dance right there and then, did he? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Jack Doan in a loud and booming voice: So Hurri-buddy, how did you get to the arena tonight? Jack Doan in a small and squeaky voice: I flew, Muhammad. Jack Doan in loud voice: Really, Hurri-buddy? Jack Doan in squeaky voice: Yeah, my arms are tired. Jack Doan in load voice: I'm pretty banged up too, Hurri-buddy. Jack Doan in quiet voice: Did you ride your camel, Muhammad? Jack Doan in loud voice: Nope, Stephanie McMahon. Jack Doan doing both voices at once: A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Muhammad and Hurricane together: That's why we're being kept down!!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Edge: This is not a submission! Rhyno glued his legs up before the match! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Edge: You keep screwing me over, I've been waiting for a match with you for a long time. Shawn Michaels: You had your match, then I beat you. You had another match, then I beat you again. Edge: I have not! I want you at WerstleMania! Shawn Michaels: No, I've already beaten you twice, Jericho Edge: Uh, I'm not Chris Jericho. Shawn Michaels: Haha, don't think think I'm going to fall for that. It didn't work for "Brent" Hart, it won't work for you. Edge: :wtf:....... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg The spitting match was off to a good start..... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg JR: BAHGAWD! Edge's head just got sucked into that inconspicuously placed vacuum! King: Haha, Edge is like a human vacuum cleaner. He both sucks and blows, JR! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Vince McMahon: Welcome back to the writing team, Paul. Paul Heyman: Good to be back, Mr. McMahon. What would you like me to write? Vince McMahon: Just tell us where to go from here. *Vince McMahon turns on giant TV screen.* Shawn Michaels: Argh! Argh! I'm.......having.........a baby! I'm.....having........a.......Heart.......Break.........CADE!!!!!!!!!! *The referees block our view for a minute, then they move to reveal Garrison Cade in baby attire.* *Mike Chiota checks Shawn Michaels' pulse.* Mike Chiota: .......He's dead. Paul Heyman with head in hands: Oh God..... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Ode to Joy starts to play as we see the light from some kind of video screen appear from the left of the screen, and we can see in the reflection off the back wall it is of Shawn Michaels and Triple H holding down talent. Edge: No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Edge: It was horrible, Christian! They were trying to brain wash me with a video of talent being held down, but someone accidentally..... Christian (off screen): Accidentally did what Edge? Edge: Taped over the end with "One Night in China!". http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Hot air rises. Get it? Hot air? Hot air rises? The Divas are a waste of space? Empty space? Air? Hot? Hot air ris....ah forget it! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Lilian Garcia's heel turn was so barbaric. And The Gobbeldy Gooker never saw it coming. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Simon Dean: No Kane! That's my viagra! Kane: Now you'll find out why they call me the Big.....Red....Machine! OR Kane: Ahahaha, now I've taken my evil pills, or epills, I shall be unstoppable! *Kane proceeds to grow into a roughly Godzilla-sized version of himself.* Simon Dean: IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!!!!!!!!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg Kane: Oh yeah, that got it. Thanks Dr. Gene. Snitsky: I'm just doing my job as a chiropractor/abortionist. OR The Mega Zord-sky saved Simon Dean just in time. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg JR: BAHGAWD! Snitsky just hacked up Kane with his pattented Mashnetty. These Snitsky puns may be lame, but they're so easy. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg OK, if Kane having sexual intercourse with dead bodies wasn't enough, his Kane-ible gimmick was WAAAAAY too much. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg No, it did not matter if Christian could manipulate the laws of time and space, he was not getting a push. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Benoit: OW! My foot! Mike Chiota: What the fuck? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/21.jpg Benoit: Must get pickle jar open! Jericho: BENOIT, HELP ME YOU SANCTIMONIOUS SON OF A BITCH!!! Benoit: Oh. Sorry. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/22.jpg JR: BAHGAWD! "Arthritis Victim" Chris Benoit and "The Man Born Without a Mouth" Chris Jericho have done it! They've finally triumphed despite their vicious disabilities! King: :nono: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg Batista debuted his new gimmick: Dave "Can tap into radio signals and play them out of his mouth" Batista. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/24.jpg Fed up with not being used, Steven Richards, wearing one boot and one knee pad, attacked Randy Orton. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/25.jpg Triple H: BATISTA! YOUR NOSE ..........is fine. BATISTA! YOUR EYES........are perfect. Batista: Dammit! Stop distracting me! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/26.jpg Randy Orton: How does this feel, Dave? Batista: Ugh, ugh, ugh.....great. Triple H: While Randy treats you to your massage, do you like what I did to your eyebrows? Batista (looks into mirror): Lovely. God: Is that enough light there, Dave? Batista: Yes thanks, Lord. 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Internet fans were pissed when Trips retained the title, even after a freak accident had left him legally blind. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Triple H: "No, seriously, Dave... if you want to stay on Evolution, that tie has got to go." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Unfortunately, no matter how much he tried, that booger was still stuck to his thumb. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Shelton: "C'mon, ref! Count!" Ref: "What-EVER! Talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listenin'!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Muhammed's gimmick as "Iron Shiek 2K5" came to a screeching end when he botched the camel clutch. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Edge discovers why the man he was wrestling was known as "Power Thighs" Rhyno. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Shawn fought to contain his horror as Dude Love returned --- by emerging from Edge's chest cavity. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg HBK: "Gimme a break, Edge. You do NOT have laser vis-... OW! Dammit!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg The flying saucers had arrived, and HBK realized, far too late, that there was one living among them. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg HBK: "Oh my GOD! You guys really are stealing all the Bud Lights!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Ref: "Oops. You've a bit of underarm hair here. Let me pluck that out for you." Edge: "Thanks, man. You're a lifesave-... Oh, Jesus, are the cameras still rolling?" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Edge couldn't help but feel upset. "The" was his least favorite word. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Candice Poppins: "That's right, children! Think of your most favorite thing in the world!" Maria: "Candy!" Christie: "Christmas!" --- both float --- http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg I don't mind telling you, but ... these Clearance Sales are getting brutal. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Kane couldn't help it. Simon has just showed him a picture he invented called ... Li'l Brudder. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg Kane: "Goddamit, Simon. Did Rhyno put you up to this?!?!" Gene: "Sorry, Glen. It's just not coming off." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg Gene: "That's right, Kane! Now I am Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Now prepare to die!" Kane: ".... Bastard." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg Kane swore that this would be the last time he'd let Lita do his lipstick. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Christian couldn't believe it. How had the glass ceiling gotten this low? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Benoit's frustration grew. He'd gotten the rubbing your tummy part ... but ... patting your head at the same time? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/21.jpg Jericho: "And he strikes ... da-da-da-da DA ... like Thun... der ... BALLLLLLL!!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/22.jpg Benoit finally came to an amicable solution after he decided it was best to outsource the "patting your head" part. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg Maybe it's just me, but something tells me Dave hasn't quite gotten the hang of Bhuddist meditation. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/24.jpg He may no longer be World Heavyweight Champion, but he still could kick anyone's ass at invisible limbo. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/25.jpg HHH: "Seriously, Dave, can you take a look at this? I think I broke it." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/26.jpg Randy: "I don't get it! What are we doing wrong?" HHH: "Fool! When you lambada, you hold your partner like this? Do you see? LIKE THIS!" |
LOL! For some reaosn I find those hilarious. Especially the ones that just say "Take that!" and the one with "Victoria" in it. That's Candace.
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GMTV's Fiona Phillips and Eamone Holmes,both jacked up to hell on steriods,Make there WWE debut |
WWE is Neats Captions were so Rubbish that they were funny :lol:
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I laughed through everyone of wwe is neats's captions. So I guess that makes it the funniest set I've ever read. :LOL:
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Well I'm glad you all liked my captions. I hope there are more soon!
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El Santo good set man
The Buddhist and Benoit patting his head got me |
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Batista: I need an old priest and a young priest..... |
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