Smackdown! Captions 1/13/05
 

The tradition continues... though to be honest I'm not one to post these much. Just that with MLK day coming up, I have a day off of class, and I gots me some time on my hands.

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Joy found herself hopelessly trapped after the Big Show had suddenly developed narcolepsy.

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Doug: "Hot damn! These steps would look great on my patio!"

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Ref: "Lord... who did this too him?"
Rey: "Up there! Godzilla!"

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Cena: "Are you serious? If my hand is bigger then my face, I have cancer?"

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The win was wonderful, but Cena could help but feel concerned that the cancer-struck fellow in the third row might need serious medical attention.

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Charles Robinson didn't believe it before, but Nunzio's one armed push-ups truly were a wonder to behold.

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Funaki: "Come with me, Nunzio... to Neverland!"
Nunzio: "I can fly!"

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Angle regretted raising the stakes and realized that he had to deliver on his promise that, if he ever lost the Kurt Angle Invitational, he would rip out his own heart.

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Angle: "Damn, is this Hunter's car? Sorry, miss, I thought it was mine."

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Lincoln's new customer bonus packages were way better than zero-percent interest.

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What JBL doesn't know is that Orlando Jordan is about to give him the wedgie of a lifetime.

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Danny: "Take me with you, Spider-Man!"

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Ref: "I think I see the problem, Rob. Looks like you're choking on a Jolly Rancher."

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Orlando: "Oh, dammmmmnn! That's the second belt he pulled out of the hat! How does he do it?"

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The Kurt Angle Invitational reached ridiculous lows when Kurt showed he could beat his opponents with a Jerry Lewis routine.

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There was not a dry eye in the house as the WWE finally concluded the angle where JBL finally earned his high school diploma.

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JBLs cabinet pose for a company photograph with there newest member,Colonel Harland "KFC" Sanders

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Fan: I WANT TO SPIN IT! I WANT TO SPIN IT!!!

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You've been.... LITA'D!

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Big Show: **whisperwhisper RHYNO whisperwhisper**
Joy: ..Oh.. that sucks.. What does he do again?

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Basham was in denial and he knew it. He just couldn't play the accordian.

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Cena: Alright, if you are feeling well... How many fingers am I holding on deez nuts?

Suzuki: Same as I.. five.

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Cena: Did you see that turkey drawing over there? Large handed FREEK!

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The ref was wondering, in this shot, if Funaki was going to adopt.

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After 2 weeks of silence, Kurt Angle finally speaks...

Angle: ... Ashlee and Jessica Simpson should not sing.. ever.. again. Good lord, that was HORRIBLE! Gawd! **walking to the back, shaking his head**

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Angle: So that's where I put my spare Diva Search Contestant !

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JBL: My God! 'EVIAN' spelled backwards is 'NAIVE' ? What in the hell does that mean?!

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Ref: You'll be Ok, just tell us: Is it the franks or the beans?
RVD: I DON'T KNOW! And is Doug Basham really a medic?!
Basham: Um, yeah... um,... :shifty: .... **runs off **

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A pic from Velocity's graduating class of 2004.

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