Closer
 

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG just saw this and it is incredible. I had that "OMG THIS RULES" feeling while watching it. It is fucking sickkkkkk.

Stars Jude Law, Natalie Portman, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen.

PLOT: There are these two couples... Jude Law and Portman, and Roberts and Owen, and Jude Law falls in love with Julia Roberts, and then Clive Owen gets involved with Portman, and like everything gets all tangled and shit. The movie just fucking rules. It is directed perfectly (FOR MY TASTE) and it is hilarious too. Great greatttt shit.

CHECK IT OUT. It is not out on DVD. It is still in a few theaters, I think, but you can download it now. SO HOT.

I saw one of the scenes a while ago (Portman and Owen IIRC) and the dialogue seemed fucking stupid, like really stunted and without much flow. But I mean to see it anyway cause it's had a lot of good press.

Yeah, some of the dialogue is a little ridiculous, in terms of "wouldn't be said in real life", but the way the movie is shot and stuff... it works. Like the mood the movie sets and whatnot. Also, that is just the way that some of the characters talk. They use some big words and have that pretentious vibe to them. Some of the dialogue is VERY realistic though and it fucking rules.

The movie sucked. When it ended, it was hard to see what the point of it all was. It started off ok, but after the "internet chat", it just went downhill. There was some old woman in the cinema who gasped when they said cum and when *SPOILERS IN BLACK* Law's character smacked Portman at the end, which was so anoying.

When the movie finished, you could hear almost everyone going "what the fuck was that all about".

BECAUSE IT IS NOT MAINSTREAM AT ALL you cockface.

Clive Owen is a god and I want him

That movie was great. I loved it

Is he a good fuck?

Yes.

Better than me?

Different.

Better?

Gentler.

What does that mean?

You know what it means.

Tell me.

No.

I treat you like a whore?

Sometimes.

Why would that be?

BEST LINE

FEEL LIKE REPPING MYSELF FOR POSTING THAT.

i love COCK

I don't want to see it, because I hate all of those people, except for Clive Owen who is the man.

I bet you like it because it is about relationships you emo girl.

That's right.

I heard Natalie Portman's titties were in it, but got cut out :n:

:EEK:

Don't patronise me.

That was at least a 9 on the "sincere" scale.

More sincere than anything you will ever say at least...

Yeah I really wanna see this.

You wouldn't like it.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...ghlight=Closer :y:

lol

Saw this back in the theater, forgot to post. Yeah it was pretty kickass. Clive Owen was awesome.

Clive Owen is becoming quite a good actor.

SEXCELLENT movie.