Anyone else still cringe
 

When they hear...THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE?

I feel fucking sory for the announce team on TNA. Trying to pretend that's a devastating move. I mean, it actually gives the finger poke of doom a run for its money in the "crappiest looking finisher" category, and that was SUPPOSED to look lame.

Monty Brown sucks.

I disagree. He blows.

The Pounce can look good it just depends who he does it to.

But yes the Pounce does suck overall.

Yeah. I was watching this TNA special on ESPN Classics and the announcers were talking about it like it was the most dangerous move in existence and building it up practically the whole match.

Then he did it. I was just like... "WTF."

Raven had to sell that.....twice. Thats what I cringe about

It's lik elearning that the higher power is really a midget with a drinking problem and a tattoo on his penis that says "welcome abord."

Or Vince McMahon.

chill

I'd like to thank the fag that made this topic, because it reminded me to watch TNA.

I'm sorry you had to suffer like that. :)

Jarret doesn't sell the pounce. :lol:

\
Hey, it's just an opinion. No need to tell me to "chill," since I'm not horribly aggaravated. IT's just that, when he comes out in his little outfit, I can't help but crack up. Seriously. :P

clip?

And I'm sorry you like it in the butt.

Come to think of it, I try to like TNA, but they actually make the WWE look good. I mean, Impact this week was better than the comedy I've watched. Hyping Hardy vs The Abss, and watching Hardy trying to look all hardcore, like a poodle trying to be big and bad, was just priceless. half the matches were jobbers I could care less about, and the other half were mostly has-beens I could care less about.

You know, it's a shame, because TNA has a lot of talent. However, they make the WWE look competent, which is sad. I mean, the WWE still looks like someone shot Stevie Wonder full of crack and told him to fly a 747 through downtown chicago. So what does that say about TNA?

I'll take the ranger cloak over the Elven helmet anyday.

What is the pounce? Never seen it.

I prefer to call it the running shoulder block of impending anarchy

Its a shoulder block? Right up there in the realms of super wrestling moves with hacksaws fabled "3 point stance". :yes:

I think TNA puts on better matches then WWE does. They have had done pretty good PPVs though recently.


edit this was response to Kane Knight's post.

It should be called the hit stick, thats what it looks like

Buh? Contact high from raven's stash?

dude the helmet sucked, plain and simple. The cloaks way better. I know we all worship the grunge Raven, but times have changed.

For those of you wondering what the pounce looks like:

If you are stading in the middle of the ring with him, he will whip you in one direction (lets say north, for simplicity) and run in another (either east or west) and hit you with a shoulder block from the side when you 2 collide in the center again. Most people sell it by jumping sideways all the ropes.

Times have changed. Raven still remains an icon for the retarded poser.

You're just jealous because you've never gotten the

POOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCCEEEEEEE.

What the hell? That's pretty sad.

And I can't see how that can even be remotely called a pounce. :wtf: :nono:

he's Pouncing at you... :shifty:

Well, uh, he acts like a retarded gorilla before, during and after the move, so...

I don't know what that proves, but it's true, IT'S DAMN TRUE.

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=4 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY id=collapseobj_usercp_reputation><TR><TD class=thead colSpan=2> Thread</TD><TD class=thead>Date</TD><TD class=thead noWrap>Posted By</TD><TD class=thead>Comment</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/re...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p727361 width="50%">Anyone else still cringe</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>02-11-2005 05:46 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Aussie_Skier</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">LOL!</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

And apparently this guy like the thought of Kane Knight bent over, lubed up and taking it in the ass.

Dave>> says:
The comment I made in your Monty Brown topic
about you liking it in the butt
got a good rep from Aussie Skiier
or whatever the fuck that retard's name is
it's like "?Um, hello, you stupid fuck"

KK says:
You should post about him liking the thought of me taking it up the ass. ;)

Dave >> says:
nah, you go ahead
changed my mind and did it anyways :D

That's part of the problem.

All this hype for the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!

And all it is is a little "bump"

Massive letdown. Much like TNA.

I'd love to see him try that on Undertaker. Imagine it.

*Brown hits the Pounce on Taker. Taker just stands there and looks at Brown*
Taker: I'm sorry but what was that?
Brown: That was the POOOOOOOOOOUNCE! It's supposed to make you fly back to Africa!
Taker: ................*Tombstones Brown. Kills him. Fans rejoice*

The Pounce is a sucky move. Unless you get enough speed on it.. then it can be quite.. less sucky. I did it to my friend once, I bounced off however.. since he's like.. 7'0 350 pounds..

Wow. That would be one way I'd mark out for Taker.

Admit it Wadding, you like the idea too. :naughty:


I'm really glad I "forgot" to watch TNA today KK, despite your reminding me. :p

Remind you my ass, RK.

Twice the size of michael moore, twice the flamboyance of Richard Simmons, able to get VEL's pants in a knot in record time...SUPERWADDING!

Reminding me of your ass? No I meant reminding me it was on. :shifty: