Creating Wrestlecrap
 

Post some ideas that would more than likely be total Wrestlecrap. We know WWE can shit out (pun intended) Wrestlecrap by the shitload (again, pun intended), but can WE come up with something even WWE would be proud of?

My idea for this post came while I was playing SmackDown! vs. RAW. I was playing Masked Kane vs. Current Kane. I could see them doing something like have masked Kane appear one day, and have the current Kane come out and be like 'What the fuck!?' Masked Kane claims that he was brainwashed and taken to a far off land (Canada) when Kane first appeared with the cut off mask. They fight, and Masked Kane wins and he becomes the real Kane, Glen Jacobs goes back to the mask, and Current Kane is never heard from again.

Of course, the catch here is that Masked Kane, during this whole ordeal, is Glen Jacobs, and someone else plays current Kane... :shifty:

This could also work with Old and New Undertaker.

Okay, you guys think of some. :shifty:

Bring in twin wrestlers. Have them wear one set of clothes for the both of them, giving the appearance that they are conjoint (and they, and everyone, will act like they are, cause that's the gimmick).

One side will be heel. The other side will be face.

Before they even have one match there is a big legal dispute over whether they can compete at all. For in tag matches it would mean both of them would always be in there at the same time. For singles matches, the same thing, they just wouldn't be single.

Four words:

Son of Gobbledy Gooker.

Have an emoXcore wrestler. He's in an emo band, and cries over the divas for not liking him. Then when girls reject him really bad...he gets pissed and wrestlers like a motherfucker. His finishing move...The Final Tear.

DAMN! That's CRAPPY!

He'd get a ton of heel heat. At least I know I would want to kill the bastard...

I used to write an entire column about that on TPWW.

Best. Idea. Ever. :rofl:

I got one.

Vince McMahon is repackaged as a Willy Wonka gimmick, complete with the Gene Wilder outfit. He treats the wrestlers as though they are confectionary. He gives new starters guided tours through the chocolate laden Titan Towers, inviting them to lick the walls. And he is accompanied by Oompah Loompahs everytime he comes out to make an important decision.

WWE explain it away as Vince McMahon has always been so busy working hard 24/7, that in his 60yrs he had never tasted chocolate. Then, one day, he is offered a piece of chocolate by Eugene, and as soon as he tastes it, he becomes obsessed with chocolate.


Hmmm. It's hard to think of WrestleCrap because it's all been done so many times for real. I think the only boundary left untouched by WWE is paedophilia.

Cue, "the real reason Matt Striker got fired from his school....."

Tune in to find out for yourself: RAW. USA Network. Six months time.

CM Punk isnt getting a deaf gimmick he is getting a Helen Keller Gimmick complete with old timey dress

He's getting a deaf gimmick???

I think the Ruse Report covers the horrors of the dark side of wrestling. But here's a thought:

Black. Champ. In Georgia.