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Yet another Raddical PPV thread
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*Gouda marks out for Spike's goatee*
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Hey Radd's back :y: . I won't be watching this and the only match I see worth watching is the Angle/Cena match but since I know Cena is going to go over meh....
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Welcome to "No Way Out In a Nutshell," By Kane Knight. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/n..._steelcage.jpg Vince: Well, it's been a lot of work, but I think we've found someone who sucks as badly as you, JBL. JBL: Really? Did Zack Gowen lose his OTHER leg? Vince: No, it's time for the Big Show to main event again. JBL: Wow, he really does suck. Won't this make for a weaker PPV? Shouldn't I be beating someone with talent so that people will tune in, and I will be seen as greatness? Vince: Don't worry, we've still got a trick up our sleeves...Picture this...a CAGE match! But not just ANY cage...A Barbed Wire Match! JBL: *furiously masturbating to own reflection* http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/n...akerreigns.jpg Undertaker: Uh oh. A big man with marginal talent. That means he outclasses me by a hundred miles. Time to bury him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/n..._cenaangle.jpg Cena: Hey Eddie, I'll keep Angle distracted, you grab his medals and wallet. Eddie: You got it, esse vato. Cena: Meanwhile, I'll be memorising the new freestyle Vince wrote for me. Wait, that doesn't even RHYME with "poopy." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/n...wo_tagteam.jpg The Bashams: Hi, we're talented, but given no real personality. Nobody gives a fuck about us, even with our halfassed gimmick. Eddie and RMJ: Hi, we should be on top of our respective divisions, but the only way we can get PPV time is as a tag team. Even then, Vince keeps saying it's a "favor to the affirmative action folks." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/n...iserweight.jpg Hi, you don't know us. Believe it or not, we wrestle quite often, between interruption after interruption. You've probably seen us, but we're forgotten faster than the midgets. Tonight will be our only high profile match with a chance of no T&A, so please pay attention. Save the cruiserweights! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/n...rookiediva.jpg Divas: We're just here to distract you while the PPV companies suck money out of your wallet. You don't even get the pleasure common to porn, but you're sure to feel screwed in the end. |
Is anybody even ordering this crap?
Diva Contest on PPV = money in the bank! And what about Booker T vs Heidenreich? Booker thought Heidenreich was laughing at him a few days ago - now that's buildup for a PPV match! |
I bet a ton of morons WILL order it.
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I'm ordering it
Wait....no I'm not....ITS FREE |
Also, I love this Pulp Fiction advert
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What network is Heat on?
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TNN.
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Spike. Hello, 1980.
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I don't know, I'm not saying its going to be a great show or anything, but i don't think its going to be as bad as some may think. I think a few of the matches have a chance to be good to great. But I guess we'll see if that happens.
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Spike looks like an evil elf. I like it :yes:
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note that eddie won the title at NWO last year. this year hes curtain jerking
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don't worry i'm sure the WWE will have Benoit open up Wrestlemania
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That was a shocker.
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So we're 30 minutes in, anything happened?
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New tag champs.
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The benefits of not being a student for at least another 6 months |
Awesome. Nothing says "Main event status" like "Tag team champs at the beginning of show" GO EDDIE!
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That too, I was just thinking of Eddie.
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:) I've got NTL, just don't get the movie and sports channels. |
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What's suprised me about this match is how well Heidenreich has sold everything
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Didn't they use the exact same chair DQ finish with Heidenreich a couple of months ago?
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At least I get the music channels. |
Bashams lose? Tipsters not off to a good start. :(
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Booyah. Booker won by DQ. Points for The Cheese!
Heidy/Gene... both get themselves disqualified on a regular basis. |
I'm waiting for a tag in this elimination match, just to confuse the rules further
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FUNAKI ELIMINATED
New Cruiserweight Champion Tonight Don't wanna count my chickens, but.....Paul London????? Are they finally gonna give him the belt? |
Akio, Chavo and London left
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