Vanilla Midget’s (Eddy and Benoit)
 

I don't see you lasting very long.

1. Use proper grammar or I'll ban you.
2. Don't make too many topics in one day or I'll ban you.
3. Don't shit all over 2 of my favourite wrestlers or I'll cry... and then I'll ban you.

I like you John.

I like you too Gene.

*breaths heavily*

Yeah. Size makes someone a better wrestler. Just look at Giant Silva, El Gigante, King Mable, Reese, etc.

Now this was hilarious. I am still waiting for an angle where John reads a poem to Gene, who falls in love. Then we see a vignette of them in a gay bar, and they see a Village People Hommage band. This gives them ideas, they start dressing as firemen and become a tag team. Then after their entrance, John reads a poem to some techno music while Gene strips, and shoots some foam into the crowd with a fake firehose. Then poles come down from the ceiling of the arena and Chris Masters comes to dance with them.

Wow, I didn't know Vince McMahon joined the forums... I guess he has a lot of time on his hands what with the quad injury and all. How ya doing Vince?

:shifty:

:lol:

Okay, I know it's hard for people to grasp, but a plural like "vanilla midgets" does NOT require an apostrophe.

Who is "the freak" anyway? Is he some magic gnome that lives in your penis?

I like Nash and Goldberg as much as Eddie and Benoit :o

Worse gimmick poster ever.

***Worst

god, these new posters really are terrible. There's been a lot over the past month. And judging by our latest member, it doesn't look to get any better.

I joined recently.. am I a bad poster? Yeah.. probably.. =\

no, not you. There's been a number though.

Yes.

Who are you again?

na na na na

na na na na

hey hey hey

goooooodbye

this is sad. :'(

ICESHOCK'S profile pic is symbolic of his posting tenure here.

remember when we used to get new people in who didn't suck?

when i started i was nowhere near as shitty/annoying

I feel so rejected.. or for those who understand slang better..

I feel so Kane Knighted..

Incredubly sexy?

kane knight is my idol...

Man, I looked over my old posts and realized what a little shit I was. Now, I don't feel so bad.

Eddy was never a vanilla midget. It was beniot and malinko that were the vanilla midgets. Eddy was always the spicy mulletheaded midget.

James.. when you first came you where not shit.. you where the man.. :y:

Flattery will ghet you nowhere.

Now if you throw in some Whiskey...

Worst part is little trolls like this will beat me too 1000 posts.

...and have sex with your girlfriend.

IP check?

But yeah... it's like every new poster has at least three red tics already.

Eddy's new Theme
 

OK, GOOD BYE :wave:

Troll, gimmick poster, retard, or just the newist member of the Coldwaver Coalition?

*Newest.

And he forgot indians. How do you think we manage to clean up at Casinos?

Kane Knight is my bitch.

Even Downunder's not THAT drunk.

what an assclown...