I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Mark Henry...
 

I lost the article but here is the main stuff that I remember from the Observer.

I think Mizark should take all of these injuries as a sign that wrestling just isnt for him.

:( Poor chap

I almost sold him a portable CD player once.

Back on topic, I really didn't mind him all that much in his most recent run with the WWE. I thought he had a better feel for the game than ever before. Shame to see stuff like this happen, but it DOES happen all the time and he wasn't THAT great....so yeah.

Mark Henry: One of WWE's biggest disasters in recent memory.

Lets face it....many people might hate the guy but didnt he gave us all one of the most memorable moments in WWE history....

The Birth of A Hand

I forgot that... OOOH as well as mae young at that ppv... EVIL OLD WOMAN BREASTS


I hate you shaggy, you made me remember that :'(

... enough spazing out, I'm going to bed.

Nash should leave him alone :-\

I feel bad for Mark, and wish him a well and speedy recovery.

Something about big, black, clumsy, over muscled wrestlers always = injury.

2 Words: AHMED JOHNSON :shifty:

Sucks about that. I don't care for him as a wrestler but you almost always hate to hear about guys getting hurt.

2 Words Big Papa Pump LOL
 

I can honestly say that Mark Henry has never given me an ounce of entertainment. The only thing he was ever good for IMO was as a vehicle for Teddy Long to speak. But he's much better in his GM role. So Mark Henry can piss off for all I care.

The best thing he ever did was cover up Mae Young's tits at Royal Rumble 2000

About 10 seconds too late though Mr Sunday Night.

Poor Mark Henry, He's one of my favorite wrestlers.

He was just on an OVW show as a guest referee for the Elijah Burke/Matt Morgan match. He did all that (and fought off interference from Vengeance), then tears it running the ropes? Poor bastard.

Apparently the top rope broke and he went flying to the outside. So it's not like he pulled a Nash. It was a Ring Malfunction.

Too bad they signed him to like a 58 million dollar contract until 2121

Yeah, no shit.

LOL

:lol: Awesome.

Mark Henry once called my mother to book a flight. She used to work for Delta Airlines. He called her up and said "DUhh...I wanna go on your airplane!" and she asked "Where do you want to go?" and he said "On your airplane". BWAHAHA!

I felt sorry for him the day he day he actually TRIED to wrestle so it's a feeling come and gone.

I can only imagine what that was like...

Henry: "What's this?"
Thrilla: "It's a portable CD pla--"
Henry: "What's it taste like?"
Thrilla: "No, see....it plays music."
Henry: "It plays music while you eat it?"
Thrilla: "No. You plug these headphones in and--"
Henry: "So it's like spaghetti."
Thrilla: "No, you put them on your ears."
Henry: "You want me to eat my own ear wax?"
Thrilla: "No! ....I--"
Henry: "Cause if I'm gonna eat my own earwax I might as well buy a box of q-tips...they cost less. I'm gonna go to Walgreens and eat the pharmacy."

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tucsonspeed6 again.

:rofl: