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SmackDown Captions 5/10/05
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Jordan: You know what this reminds me of JBL? JBL: What's that, son? Jordan: You're career. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown2.jpg Jeff Hardy, eat your heart out. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown1.jpg The crowd went crazy when John Cena proceeded to take a peanut headed dump out of his shoulders. |
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In one of the most memorable heel moments of all time, JBL kills Oscar the Grouch. |
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JBL: I've heard of throwing your voice, but throwing your explosive diarrhea!? Vince: SORRY! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown5.jpg Random fan: Hey, the Bashams can pull it off, why don't they switch when they tag up? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown4.jpg Heidenreich (Seconds earlier): EWW! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! KILL THE SPIDER! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown3.jpg The Undertaker: The Triple H of SmackDown! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown2.jpg Kurt: Wooooo-... Is that a... IT IS! IT'S A SEVERED LEG! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown1.jpg Promotion for The Marine has already started, as John Cena saves Teddy Long. |
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I have no caption for this, I just want to celebrate tHE DEATH OF THAT UGLY ASS TITLE. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown7.jpg JBL: EBONYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND IVORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OJ: Okay, John, you're running the campaign themes a little thin. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown6.jpg Mini-Kane announced his presence. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown5.jpg Instead of the traditional rings, the newlyweds exchanged gaudy belts. (Is it me, or are they holding hands?) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown4.jpg The Puppet Master laughed maniacally as she forced Booker and Johnny to battle to the death. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown3.jpg "Dis...Dis eez not cool." http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown2.jpg Angle was a little too proud that the stick up his ass had been replaced. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown1.jpg Cena was pissed off when the cabinet resorted to throwing crash test dummies at him. |
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JBL the rich super villian was an interesting switch... ploting doom... controling the world :-\ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown3.jpg That speaks for itself really. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown2.jpg Crikey! |
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Unfortunately, M, C, and A were nowhere to be seen in this picture. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown3.jpg Carlito (thinking): So this is what everyone sees before their push is ov--- ** ILLEGAL MOVE'D!** http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown6.jpg Gangrel made his return to SD!, this time to beg for change. |
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Kid in Backround: Everytime someone gets it with a chair, I will do a 5 second pose. |
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Against the advice of his peers, Vince awards the U.S. title to the 7-up guy. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown7.jpg JBL was too busy celebrating to notice the Repo man come in and steal his wallet. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown6.jpg JBL was not fooled by John Cena's booby trap. Bob the security gaurd however.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown5.jpg Unfortunatly, JBL and Orlando's celebration ceremony did not go as planned, as the audience diverted their attention to the giant tap dancing yeti on the stage. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown4.jpg Booker T, beleiving Heidenreich to be the recently escaped mental patient, takes him out with a well placed chairshot. Meanwhile, the true escapee, hidden in the audience, searches for an escape. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown3.jpg The "Hot Gay Action" angle did not take off as well as HLA did before it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown2.jpg Claiming that he can make anyone look good inthe ring, no matter how stiff, Kurt Angle challenged a ladder to a one-on-one iron man match. Here, he is pictured attempting a victory roll. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown1.jpg John Cena: You've crossed me for the last time, Mr. Peanut! |
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While the fire was a nice touch, the WWE wasn't sold on JBL's prototype of a portable, single serving gas chamber. |
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OJ: This one's for you Michael! I know you're innocent! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown7.jpg JBL tried to grow another JBLout of himself but something went horribly wrong and he ended up with that instead. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown6.jpg Inanimate Wrestling Entertainment! It gets more time than the Cruserweight division! Pictured here is Trash Can versus Steps. The Trash Can is Hulking up. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown4.jpg Guy in Orange Shirt in Crowd: Damn. Maybe I am criminally insane. I broke out of prison to come to SMACKDOWN?! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown2.jpg Angle: So I was excreting waste one day, sitting like this, and then with some effort... BAM! This big! And I did it with a broken freakin' neck! Whoo! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown1.jpg Teddy reaches out for his shoes, his best friends, in this moment of danger. Seriously. Anyone notice how Long looks down to his shoes after every other sentence he says? Almost like...they're talkin' to him... |
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Kurt Angle waited for the applause from the crowd after shitting out a seven foot tall ladder. Quote:
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Crap.. my bad.
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OJ: Hey Boss? JBL: What now? OJ: Are crosses supposed to burn that fast? |
Holy fuck Cena is ripped.
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Booker T hits himself in the groin with a chair. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg "Is the WWE Courting Gay fans?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/12.jpg "For the last time, playa, I'm going to tell you...Stop using the 'N' word!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg Mysterio's new finisher, the "gas Mask." http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/16.jpg JBL: And if you invest bonds right now... Rey: I'm in the middle of something here. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg The WWE had taken it too far in asking Cena to carry the roster. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg Hemerroids... -OR- Cena's Batista impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg In Jim Carrey's amazing Heel Turn, he reveals that the fire inspector has abused steroids. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg This photo doesn't even NEED a caption. However... OJ relieves some of JBL's "tension" while Bradshaw distracs the audience with something shiny. |
Incidentally, here's how I snagged those photos:
The preview thumbnails are named just like the big photos, except they have _thumb after the number. Example: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s...s/15_thumb.jpg All you need to do is delete the _thumb to make it this: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg And the pic will show up. So you just right click the thumbnail of the first one and copy the image location. In fact, if you start with the first one, you can re-use the same URL and just change the number (16, 17, etc.). |
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Also: Eddie is so talented he manages to steal Mysterio's wallet from afar... |
Tonight on Secrets revealed:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/18.jpg Cena: Roids?! I ain't on roids I tell you! I am shocked at these accusations. Behold my "in shock" face. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg JBL: Me? A younger Vince McMahon brought into the present via a "Time Machine"? I am in disbelief at these accusations. Behold my "in disbelief" face. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/19.jpg Cena: Dammit, whose making this stuff up?! It can be clearly seen I ain't on roids and JBL ain't a time traveller. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown8.jpg OJ: It was I! I did it all! I did it for The Ro- http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Booker T: Make that joke again and I kill you. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/17.jpg Cena: Screw this. You're gonna pay OJ! Right JBL? ......JBL? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg JBL: Uhhh... what? Sorry... I got... ummm... sidetracked. |
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To show of his superiority to the rest of the lockeroom, Angle swallowed a ladder then then shat if out live in the ring to prove that he's still the man Or Even though the action is directly infront of them most of the fans were still too lazy and watched whatever the titantron told them to watch |
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JBL: Hows out new rang of action figures with Pyro going? Jordan: Pretty good sir, this is our Kane prototype |
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WTF? There's an expiry date on the back of this, it says best before Cena jobs it |
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Hey there's one on yours as well JBL, best Before JBL Jobs to Cena? |
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Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Africa, he is the United States champion, Sakooda Looda! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown7.jpg Things were going very well for JBL and Orlando Jordan until Mortal Kombat's Sub Zero came and was about to shoot them with his trademark freeze-ball. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown6.jpg Apparerently, Oscar didn't like it when you took off the lid. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg Vince: I want you to learn a new move. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...smackdown2.jpg And the first ever "Glue Your Balls To The Ladder" match is off to a great start. |
I was drinking Coke and now it's all over the monitor.
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Kurt: Hey Chioda, can you look up Ladder up ass in the medical dictionary? Chioda: Why? Kurt: TIMES A FACTOR MAN! |
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Cena: FEED ME MORE GAMMA RAYS!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/09.jpg Booker: Random Pac-Man's back.... SUCKA!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/10.jpg I didn't know Maven was on SD! now... hmm... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/20.jpg And now, an impression of George W. Bush in math class. |
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I didn't know Maven was on SD! now... hmm... wwe is neat: dropkick |
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The flaming trash can distracted everyone long enough for the security guard to take a wizz in the corner |
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Some one put this up I don't know how:
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