Something that bugs me about Taker...
 

Taker used to be my favorite until the past couple years where he's grown to shite...

Anyhow, you know what annoys me most about this Taker? I think it'd be great if at least they dyed his hair black, and not missed some of his gray hair areas. I believe the hair above his ear is gray, and well, makes him look like an old fart Taker who came out of the retirement house.

These days, his attire is lame, he sounds like a moron when he talks, he looks like he's straining when he tries to lift people, he's in poor shape, yadda yadda yadda.

He looked high on Smackdown. Red eyes and shit

He's prolly been on a bender since rumours he might lose a Wrestlemania surfaced.

haha

That's gotta be a pretty big fucking deal for him. ;)

He actually looks like he can't be half-assed to be there anymore,in my opinion.

That's been true for a while. He likes the paycheck, he just doesn't wanna work for it.

2 scenarios:

1) He shared a dressing room with RVD.

2) He's debuting a new persona, the "Undertoker." This more urban dope fiend will help appeal to people who think a 50 year old man acting like a teenager is cool.

Rest...V...D!

Uh...shit...I mean... Uh...

[Giggles uncontrollably]