Big Show vs Akebono - worst Wrestlemania match of all time?
 

I'd say yes so fucking bad. How could anyone watch sumo?

As bad as it was, the One with King Kong Bundy beating the guy in 37 seconds or something was worse, but the sumo was right there along side the Brawl for All thing they did with Bart Gunn against Butterbean

It was a pretty good sumo match, I think the Japanese people were cuming in their pants over it, but to the Americans/everyone else, it was lame. There have been some worse Mania matches though. Eathquake vs Adam Bomb anyone?

Probably number 10 on the worst list

I'm sure that there have been worse

There was a worse match on that very card. Did you see Trish vs. Christy?

actually I thought that Trish vs Christy was better

LT v BBB was pretty crapola

Not only was Trish v Christy worse, I can think of at least three more that were clearly worse: Undertaker v Giant Gonzales, Brock v Goldberg, and Bam Bam v LT (as was mentioned.)

Also, since it was supposed to be the main event, I honestly htink Slaughter v Hogan is the worst WM match ever.

Bam Bam vs Doink

The sumo match was shoot, wasn't it?

Since it wasn't a wrestling match, I'm not going to call it the worst Mania "match" of all time.

Nope.

Having seen it live, I can see it was the most fun match I have ever seen.....

That being Randy Savage vs Hulk Hogan in our section :cool:

In fact, sumo wrestling is faker then professional wrestling. If you think Triple H's backstage stroke is bad, just wait till you hear some of the stories about what happens backstage at a sumo event :nono:

Shoulda went best out of 3 like they usually are

1) No I didn't, I used it for a piss break.

2) Hey, at least those two might give me a boner. The sumo match rendered me borderline impotent.

L...M...A...O...

It wasn't really a match, as much as it was a side attraction. So it's kind of unfair to compare it to other piss breaks.

Bossman/Buchanan vs. D'Lo and Godfather at WrestleMania 2000 was worse.

Well i definatly didnt need to see Big show in a Diaper thats for sure.

But i didnt mind it as much to be honest.

YokoBono's pretty fat. I can see him going the same way as poor old Yokozuna :(

Fox, u r dumb ass.

That match was good, but not the worst. That match had HOES!!!

Big Show vs. Akebone had ROLLS.

ya so the general feeling is that there has been worse matches. I have to admit that I only watched Wrestlemania 14 - on (other than classics like Hogan/Andre, Bret/Austin, etc)

Not the worst cause at least it got a crowd reaction.

A pretty terrible one was Adonis vs Elmer at 2. Elmer totally botched a slam when he picked up Adonis and then just fell to the ground after slamming Adonis down.

Wait, there was a Savage there too? In the same section?

Who's Savage?

You know as a side note, did anybody notice how freakishly skinny Akebono's legs are???

Lol

On another side note,

Did anyone see those ROLLS around Ake's crotch? You could get lost up in that bitch.

akebono should be undisupted champion

of homosexuals

Best WM match of all time
 

Worst I have ever seen.

It wasn't a wrestling match, it was Sumo, I was grossed out by the rolls, but I was actually really entertained by the whole thing.

You can tell the match was preplanned because Akebono, I think, would beat Big Show in like 10 seconds. You can see that they were pushing each other but not really doing it. I kind of enjoyed it except I didn't like what they were wearing. (I think I should spend time with my hamster)

There's been worse at WM. :yes:

The worst match of all time at Wrestlemaina was Demolition v Tenryu and some fat Jap at Wrestlemania VII. The match was right after Warrior v Savage(Career Match) so the crowd was exhausted and the match had no chemistry or psychology.

Jake Roberts v Andre the Giant at WM V was pretty bad too.

HEY

I don't know. If I wanted to watch Sumo, I'd fucking watch sumo. This had incredibly limited appeal to a primarily western audience.

Anyone remember that 5 on 5 tag match that didn't happen?
 

Any of you guys remember back at 'Mania XX, there was supposed to be this big 5-on-5 match with Jeff Jarett, the Headshrinkers and two other guys, I think Repo Man, taking on 5 faces, which included Men on a Mission? I remember they showed the heels arguing who the captain of the team was going to be. And Vince, in one of the worst sugarcoating coverups probably in the history of his life, let alone his wrestling business was like

"It looks like we're not going to have our 5-on-5 match"

Lawler: "They can't decide who's gonna be captain!"

Fucking weak.

Aside from the worst Mania match that actually happened and wasn't scrapped last minute?.........My vote goes to the Panties matches and no I am not gay. Im just saying I can see it on Raw. They end in like 5 minutes. Sure we see some tail, but we can also see the same thing the next night. Why not fill up some time with an actual match?