Save wrestling? Maybe not, but here's how we save Smackdown!
 

Two words: Negro league.

Now, naturally we don't call it that. However, Smackdown's taking a clearly more "Urban" approach to their storylines, with a ghetto GM and a champion who raps. Since the idea of a black champion is laughable in the WWE, people like Shelton really don't stand a chance in the title scene.

While blacks aren't horribly prominent on Smackdown right now, the way has been paved by promininant Latinos. Perfect for that urban feel, and it gets their asses away from the real show.

So now we have a problem: Getting all the minorities over on Smackdown. This allows them to move Angle and JBL to Raw to continue their respective feuds over there. Bring Shelton over, and push him over Orlando Jordan for the US title. Start switching more wrestler's themes to rap, and slowly start weeding out the whites. Cena can stay, since we wants to be black anyway. Bring the Rock back to Smackdown!, and have him feud with Cena, who calls him "Uncle Tom."

Heidenreich can stay as well, as he's the steretypical white boy. Crazy, angry, ready to job. Replace michael Cole with 50 Cent (They're both about equally monotone) and have Tazz fake an outlandish mexican accent, and behave like a stereotypical lazy mexican. Open the ring up a bit more so that the "driveby finish" can be pulled off with minimal effort. In fact, put the ring on hydraulics.

I think given the current environment, this could sell well, especially if it was simulcast in ebonics.

:rofl:

Maybe Visera, Rodney Mack, and Jazz should all join up too?

Oh, and maybe get Tajiri to be that asain guy that wants to be black.

^^that's Funaki's exact role. At least it was until I stopped watching Smackdown.

Oh

HAHA dumb

Penner?

lmao

It's so crazy it might actually work.

It'd totally work.

Guys could cut promo in Jive. Like how those black guys speak in Airplane!

LOL. Great idea.

Old Lady: Excuse me, I speak Jive. :D

PB&J

"I think given the current environment, this could sell well, especially if it was simulcast in ebonics."

LOL!!!!!!

men on a mission can be the tag champs

tight and maybe Farooq, Clearance Mason and Mark Henry come back in bowties and they can be a Nation of Domination/ Nation Of Islam stable fued with Muhammad Hassan and Davari on who has the better form of Islam....just a thought :shifty: :shifty: :shifty:

Don't send JBL to RAW, have him stay and be the racist. Have him wear blackface and shit...

It doesn't feel right saying that, but if they're going to do it, they might as well go that extra mile...

OMG! YES! It'd be HILARIOUS hearing JBL trying to be ghetto.

"Bling bling massa!"

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bring back Lance Storm and have him play a wigger.

Put Linda in there and have them hit on her.

Damn, i guess every wrestler would be coming out in a lowrider.......or esclade

Some would just be running from the cops.

Here's how you do it. Continue the JBL/Cena feud, but this time, have it culminate in a rap-off. JBL will fail miserably (causing the entire arena to erupt into "You got served!" chants, no doubt). Despondent, JBL retreats from the ring, no longer confident in his status as a wrestling god.

After a series of vignettes where we see JBL get tore up at home ("Yup, looks like he's down another fifth of forty, Cole"). Finally, he turns to his Chief of Staff, Orlando Jordan, for advice on how to be a wigger. A wicked grin spreads across OJ's face.

At the next Smackdown, a Cena match is interrupted when a GOLD PLATED CADILLAC ESCALADE crashes through the set. JBL arrives with his new Posse (Booker T, Shelton Benjamin, Maven, and OJ); JBL himself is decked out in a white suit, gold chains, and gold-capped teeth. ("Good Lord, Cole, he's traded his cowboy hat for a pimp hat!")

JBL rushes into the ring and decks out Cena with his new finisher, the ... um ... Clothesline from Hell. :shifty:

JBL proclaims himself as a Rapping God, and challenges Cena to Rap-Off II. The rest, as we say, is history. :yes: ... or hizz-tory. Heezy-tory?

Crunkline from Hizzell.

:lol:

I love the idea of JBL acting black, but I think his current gimmick would be more in line with the show to be the top heel. He could be "The Man" (think Undercover Brother). He would be the rich white guy who holds down all the brothers.

I like your thinking. He could actually beg to be transferred in a promo, talking about how he doesn't want to be stuck with all the lazy mexicans and negroes. But his request gets denied (Sicne he's appealing to a BLACK GM), and he gets booked to face a pissed off team of Booker T and Eddie Geuerro.

He squashes both (Nothing new for HErr Bradshaw), and slowly introduces a stable of "slaves" and "house boys." This will allow the WWE to introduce many of the already mentioned minorities they could sign, including Monty Brown and a returning Ron Simmons (There will be none of that Africanisation shit. Farooq? Pffft). Once Eddie heel turns, he can cut JBL's lawn.

Bring back Mordecai......You know the "Pale Rider" :shifty:

:lol: Just thinking about all the "Eddie mows my lawn" signs coming back.

And have the heel divas seduce OJ, Shelton, Viscera, etc w/ lingerie and fried chicken

And if you want instant heel heat, show JBL with a black Diva.

smackdowns new theme music could be a rip off of the bis shows music:

WELLLLLLLLLLLLL well its a black show, its gonna be a big black show tonight

cadillacs with spinners

hahah this is so wrong!

Instead of mud wrestling, Smackdown can have watermelon wrestling.

Tazz with an outlandish Mexican accent would've been gold.

And it's probably not my wrong-est idea so far, either.

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