In the programme 'Allo 'Allo....
 

...why the hell did all the women go after Rene' ??

he was an old, fat, balding man yet he was having about 10 affairs behind his wifes back!

Rene' was the man :cool:

who was your favouraite character in 'Allo 'Allo?

i always liked the stupid french police man!

'allo 'allo was the goods. :cool:

The Gestapo guy was quite funny. Herr Flick, I think his name was.

French police man or the Italian war hero. "Whatta mistakea to makea"

I thought the policeman was English, but tried and failed to speak French and that's why he mispronounced everything...

Yeah, he was English. I've not seen it in ages though, so I really can't remember much about it. :(

Officer Crabtree - the supid Englishman who thinks he can speak French. He's a little like me in so far as he's a stupid Englishman :lol: but I can actually speak French ...

"Gid Moaning! I brong bed nose. The Joemans have jest pissed throw the nixt toon and are hiding this wee."

I don't think he actually said this, but this is the kind of thing he would have said. 'Allo 'Allo is just fried gold! As funny as Officer Crabtree and Capitano Bertorelli (what-a mistake-a da make-a) were, René was so the man ... :yes: