WWE Backstage vol#1: WWE polls...
 

Here's a look at planned polls to appear on WWE.com

Question #1: Whose ass would you rather wipe?
--Akebono
--Big Show

Question #2: Which WWE product would you be more likely to buy?
--The Chris Masters body building method, ("Vitamins" sold seperately)
--Randy Orton's new line of femminine hygene products
--"Toothless Agression" Dental products

Question #3: Who do you want to see Batista face next for the title?
--Triple H
--Triple H
--Triple H
--Triple H

(Editor's note: This is not a typo)

Question #4: Best Match of Wrestlemania 21?
--Christy vs Trish, Women's championship match
--Akebono vs Big Show, Sumo Match
--Undertaker vs some guy

Question #5: Wrestlemania 22's theme will be:
--Thug Life (Ft John Cena)
--Hollywood was too gay for us (Ft the returning Rico)
--...Uhhhh...We really didn't put much thought into this, okay? Just give us your goddamn 50 bucks and shut the fuck up.

hahahahahahah that "hollywood was too gay for us Rico" thing really cracked me up most

LOL @ the last one.

Triple H #1 and Triple H#2 make a strong arguement, but i'm gonna have to pick Triple H #3

But you can't underestimate the size and power of Triple H #4

Triple #4 is being held down by Triple H #3


btw, your avatar is the greatest ever.

I know.

Dear Mr Knight.

As a legal advisor of WWE Inc. It is my legal duty to inform you that unless you retract your original post and issue a heart felt appology, we will have no choice other than sue your ass badly. Please note, we will you the Chewbacca defence. You cannot win.

We are giving you until yesterday to make your retraction.

Cordially;
S. Cochrane
<font size=1>esquire</font>

Dear WWE.

Two words for you: Panda, mothafucka!

I think its bout time HHH gets out of the way and time for the Evil Doink to assume his stature of top Heel on Raw. lol

Very funny stuff Kane.

:lol: Good stuff.

Kane Knight.

We at WWE are appauled by your decision to not heed our warnings. I'm also personally stunned at your blatant reference to the Nazi's that reside at World Wildlife Fund. You and the panda lovers are well on the way of reviving the holocaust. To avoid this slippery slope, we urge you one last time to retract your post, appologize and ask our forgiveness. Also take a moment to check out WWE Shop Zone, we have several new t-shirts on the market.

Your last chance;
S. Cochrane
<font size=1>timex</font>

Dear Scot,

:love:!

About Question 3....

Each possible answer, is each one a different gimmick from HHH? Like one is from the Blue Blood Hunter, another is 2000's HHH and the other is the current one, while the last is maybe a cybernatic android from the future that DOESN'T let people job to him.

....Polls suck!

I'm quite interested in this android Triple H character....

Kane Knight and Your Hero have got my vote for funniest moment.