TPWW Forums - WWE 10 Rule Handbook

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The WWE quick Handbook, rules for every WWE superstar

1. You can poop in women’s luggage, physically and verbally attack them and still have a job.

2. You can physically attack a wrestler for getting a parking ticket on your car, but never verbally attack someone for cheating with your girlfriend.

3. If you break a flower pot, do not pay for it...because by the end of the week you will need that money.

4. When you are down on the ground, feel free to let a over zealous booker Kick you.

5. If you can wrestle and are a woman...PLEASE, PLEASE do not request to be turned Face, Request to win over someone who can not wrestle or get upset when we look for people with no talent to replace you.

6. If you are made from the same gimmick that has failed 5 times previously, and you receive Boring chants, that means the announcers should put you over more.

7. If your significant other Cheats on you or plans to steal your daughter and move to Germany with her...You will lose your job. Because it is your fault.

8. If the best gimmick you can come up with is from a deck of cards, you will automatically be given the opportunity to fire people who have more talent in their pinky than you have in your entire body.

9. If you do not deserve TV time, we will give you more just because you are married into the family. (Even if you bore the fans to sleep.)

10. and finally, NEVER, EVER, EVER talk to the people who pay to see the show. because you will become an "Internet Guy"...and we certainly do no need that...oh and we will also say you can't draw money.

lol Found this at The M-Board on thematthardy.com