Ultimate Warrior is now my brother's favorite wrestler
 

Because Warrior is friggin' insane.

You must cane the child.

No no no. He likes Warrior for all the right reasons.

But you still must cane the child. I suggest beating him with a sack of sweet valincia oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll tell 'em who's boss.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, I can't with out killing him right now. He has a concusion from falling off his skateboard at a very high speed. I'll just keep threating punch him in the head.

I'm surprised you're not a bigger fan, BDC, what with him being a lunatic conservative who hates everyone...Or is he horning in on your gimmick?

Are you giving me lip?

Maybe we can get Warrior to come to UMKC, I mean we have a College Republican party (I'm in it), and we currently have some jerks pulling off a Tent State University deal. (For those that don't know what I'm talking about, Tent State is a bunch of hippies living in tents on the campuses across America to protest the war because it is driving up the cost of education. Which makes complete sence because education is funded at the state level, while the armed forces are paid for at the federal level.)

Also, it was at one of these events that the College Republicans invited Warrior to come speak about the diffenence between being a filthy retarded hippy and being a wise prudent conserative. Unforutanately Warrior is crazy on only hurts the cause.

Ha Ha
Warrior came to a college near me about a year ago. He said something about hating queers or something, and these two girls just got up and left. One was crying. It was brilliant.

*Kent State

not Tent

Warrior > u

BDC is walking proof that Conservatives aren't far from Warrior. :D

I'll proof you in the face.

WARRIOR

You can't go queering around.