What the shit, Sandlot 2
 

:| I hear it's about Scottie Smalls' bother now and they lose something over the fence again. It's a straight to DVD. Also, these kids looks like morons.

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When is it supposed to be taking place?

GOD DAMMIT!

:eek: Oh GOD NO

Maybe its a porno. I mean there is only one girl. And there is a dog involved.

Whatever happened to the fat red headed kid from the original?

Awwwww your killing me Smalls!

Can movies use a lilttle bit less stereo types these days. Lets see, going from right to left we have... The fat kid, the 14 year old slut, the only black guy in the movie whole also is wearing a afro , the cool guy, the geek, the quiet shy guy, and the fucking pussy. Let me guess, they win the neighborhood championship game and pull a Ted Williams signed baseball out of that dogs ass. Hooray!

I hear Disney is also making a Mighty Ducks 4

That will have potential.


This doesnt

This is the most stupidest thing since...me. Hollywood actually thinks that this is a good idea :n:

Best exchange from any movie ever:

Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

LOL. Yea, good part.

My favorite part:

Ham: Hey you wanna Smore?

Smalls: Some more of what?

Ham: No No, you want a Smore?

Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, how can have some more of nothing?

[Ham sighs]

Ham: You're killing me Smalls. This is smores stuff.....you know the rest.

WTF? Don't fuck with the classics. :'(

That movie also had a really great ending. Like the Wonder Years, the narrorator told you what happened to everyone afterwards. I love that. And then they went to present day and we got to see Benny in the Majors to top it all off. god I love that movie.

Lotioning....oiling....

I CAN'T TAKE THIS NO MORE!

The part where Ham is up to bat and Benny is catching and he goes Whoa!. Ham then says, This is pitching, not tennis.

Ham: Whoa isn't that your sister in centerfield?

kid: wahh? (ball goes by him)
SHUT IT, HAM!!!

Ham: Seriously, you think she'd go out with me?

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Then when they "throw up" :shifty:

Yeah "You're killin' me, Smalls" is one of the greatest quotes ever.

"THE GREAT BAMBINO!" Great flick, great flick.

Seriously, why must Hollywood fuck with every single great movie by making a sequel that makes no sense? All we need is a Rookie of the Year 2: Electric Boogaloo and Fight Club 4: Daddy Day Care 5.

Yeah, and they're talking about family fun too

WHY THE FUCK does that kid have a afro.

I guess they had to add a girl, y'know, so it's not sexist.

SANDLOT 2

Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]

Sarah: Hey! Fuck you!
Ham Porter: What? You suck.

What a disgrace to one of the better kids movies out there.

We must have a sequel to everything.

Coming Soon: Titanic 2

Blasphemy. :mad:

Well at least some characters are returning

HAHA :rofl:

Yeah, with no Coach Bombay. Charlie Conway will be the coach.

Rocky VII Adrians revenge

Romeo and Juilet: In Space!

This time...It's personal...

Wow, Sandlot 2, this shit has to be gay.

Oh, and Mighty Ducks won't have potential. D-3 was a piece of shit, D-4 can only be worse.

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The best part was Squints faking drowning....

And then he macked on that chick.

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