In my opinion, this guy is a clown (SPOILER WARNING)
 

Hulk Hogan

So he shows up on RAW, I can't help but to laugh at him. He does his usual routine yada yada yada, and I still can't help but to laugh AT him.

With The Rock you laugh with him, because he is entertaining and funny, same goes with other superstars on the current roster.

But Hulk Hogan is a joke.

Conclusion: Hulk Hogan is a clown

Lets do a line of yayo.

You know... When Hogan came out I was like "Awwww man... here comes 15 minute posedown" but then I couldn't help but laugh at him. You're right.

What with the pointing and the crowd yelling "You!" an then the routine three punches and big boot with the crowd knowing it's all coming and playing along....

I just culdn't help but laugh at him.

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No, that is a clown

Fuck you Fagnuts, THIS is the real clown
 

how many threads do you need on this?

we already had one goin

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YOU! Shut the fuck up!

Can't wait for the time when Vince informs Hogan that he will be the next legend for Orton to kill.

*Hulks up and delivers the big boot to the Naitch. TPWW goes wild.*

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*The Naitch no sells and then puts Hogan in The Figure 4 Naitchlock!*

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*The Naitch no sells and then puts Hulk CLOWNAMANIA Hogan in the Figure 4 Naitchlock*

uh oh, hogan told me to get the F out.

No,he toldyouto shut the f up.

i know, but it tied into wrestling better with the get the F out.

eh, whatta want from me...im just a silly hogan mark

Yeah, I tuned out for a while and looked back up and was like "what the Hell, is HE still on?" Then I laughed.

HBK is a sell out. He'd never let Hogan steal his spotlight like that :nono:

yeah I couldn't help but laugh seein him come out. Seein him doin the same ole same ole hulk up, finger point, punch to knock them down, 3 punch, big boot, legdrop.

Then comes 10 minutes of tryin to hear which of the side is cheering then doing the same three poses and giving a thumbs up. Even though he does it to every side anyway. Then before the posedown comes the shirt rip.

It's rather funny sometimes seein it then you watch some of his old stuff and it's like instant replay over and over.

I'm laughing about the fact that everyone who watched RAW had to sit through this, while I went and watched Sin City again

His Mr. America stuff was pretty clowned out as well

I'm surprised people cheered the big boot. Looked more like he was tyring to kick his shin.

hey now Mr. America did create some funny moments. some.

Hogan = :y:

Two 'anti-American' heels fighting with an anorexic, Freddy Mercury dressed, washed-up spotlight whore [HBK] = :n:

Mr. America copiedmy gimmick. I swear. A few months before it in the e-fed type thing I play I had my character put on a mask and deny that he was my character, but it was painfully obvious that he was.

Then Hogan did his thing and I'm like "WHAT?! They stole my gimmick!"

This is just totally out of left field but now that i think about it I think there were feather boas (pink and black) on the "heart throbs" jokesters--theres your clowns folks, but Hogan wasn't wearing his red and yellow boa...So Vince can spend a few bucks on 2 boas but not 3...Oh, yeah wait, non-existent "travel" and "surgery" "expenses". :p

cmon though...you hvae to admit...watching hogan and HBK was better than something stupid and ridiculous like the diva search or something or having christy coming out and beating people like molly

I still think Micheals is one of the best workers on the roster, and he is a legend, at least he is not loitering in the title picture. I still really look forward to his matches.

As for his dress, at least it is different than generic black tights or whatever. The biggest point though, is that I don't think its fair to call him anorexic because to be quite honest he is probably currently one of the only wrestlers on the roster not to be on the juice. I don't think thats something to make fun off, respect him for that to be honest.

Shawn Michaels is nothing like Mercury.

Well, except for the big-ass hairy patches...

Well when you compare it to the absolute worst, duh. But I'd rather hear Heidi read a poem.


Now, I know everyone agrees with me when I say Hogan should have come out to challenge Masters and break out of the Masterlock. Total no-sell and burial of a sloppy Joe.

Plus we all know that Hogan would never pass up free money like that...

On the other hand, I'm sure Masters would have broken Hogan's neck just by the wrangling part and then compacted his spine when he shoved him down onto the mat....