WTF?? No, seriously..W..T..F?
 

I wasn't sure when I read this on the TPWW newsboard. But once it appeared on other sites.....her gimmick is she has a big mole on her face???

So are they just grabbing gimmicks out of a bag now.

"Hey, Frankie Kazarian, you're debuting next week, come get your gimmick!"

**Frankie reaches in bag**

Frankie: [reading aloud] "You are one fo those guys who gets really excited about professional dog shows"..what the?

Genius, we'll call you the Best-In-Showstoppa!!!

Frankie: :(

Bad Gimmicks...Discuss!!

yea I read that earlier.....

im expecting alot of Austin Powers like "Moley moley moley moley" things going on when she shows up

.......moooooooooooooooooooooooole

Somebody's been watching too much Austin Powers.

Reminds me of Who's Line is it Anyways.

Vince: "Alright this is the way it works, before the show we get the audience to write down gimmick ideas and we take what HHH and Steph think are the best ones and place them into this hat"

I think they're just watching movies from a few years ago to get ideas for gimmicks now. This one obviously comes from Austin Powers. Eugene was based on the character from Something About Mary. Next we'll be seeing a jedi master and a midget with hairy feet.

I say that the WWE should bring back the goon and T.L. Hopper

We are in need of good hockey players and plumbers in professional wrestling

And garbage men like Duke Droese, to get rid of trash gimmicks like these.

LOL, how come no one believes my TPWW news anymore :( It's all real. Really.

I wonder if she'll try to spy on someone.

And then they crossed them with "World's Worst."

The JEdi Master we've already seen. Flair is Darth Sidious, leading Hunter down the path to the Dark Side.

Cena, is from that one movie, where the white guy thinks he is black. Forget that name of it, but it was more recent.

Next thing you know, we'll have Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street in the tag division. :shifty:

The HEartbreakers.

Malibu's Most Wanted?

8 Mile?

Beaver Cleavage was pretty damned bad...

I can't wait for Eugene to RE-DEBUT as Ernest P. Worl.

EUGENE GOES TO CAMP!

"Ok New jack near the begining of the show you get a secret word and when someone says that word you go nuts"

*picks out gimmick* Whaaaat 'the pizza boy' I ride a delivery moped to the ring???!!!

*Shffule shuffle*

Awww, shit. I have to parody the President and Goosestep?

(The above is a work of fiction. JBL wouldn't be complaining. ;))

Vince: Okay, Chris, you get first picks... Go ahead, pick something out of the hat and that will be your next gimmick!

*Jericho mixes up the paper and pulls one out.*

Jericho: Let's see... 'Inanimate Carbon Rod'!?

Vince: OOOO! That's a good one!

they should have a guy who has left his home since he thinks he killed his father and can't go back to take his place as ruler, until his father's old friend shows him his father isn't dead.

Rep for reference :D

Flair: Look into the titantron, WHOOOOOO
New guy: All I see is myself
Flair: Look harder, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hamlet? :?: :shifty:

You mean, sorta like a "Lion King" Chris Jericho?

"It's called the circle of life, ASS-CLOWN!"

"No, Ric, I'm Never, EEEEEEVVERRRRR going back to pride rock."

Uncle Scar would be Gene Snitsky

New guy: You killed my father!!
Snitsky: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
Flair: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHHHHHH.....at?

Shelton: And i got down hearted!
Hass: how did you feel?
Shelton: everytime that i....
Hass: Hey Shelton, not infront of the kid
Shelton: oh

I. Don't. Fucking. Get. It.

It's from the song "Hakuna Matata" from the Lion King.

That's just sad.

That everyone here knows it?

My excuse is even sadder.

When I was in high school I played a suite from, the Lion King in band.

*Benoit pulls one out of the hat*

Benoit: Best wrestler in the WWE but keeps getting held down by a no-talent like Triple H? DAMMIT!

Triple H: *looks* HEY! WHO WROTE 'NO-TALENT' ON THESE! *Pulls one*

Triple H: Insecure moron who spends the rest of his career trying to convince himself and the fans that his success was made by something other than the fact he's married to the bosses daughter?

the lion king is one of the best movies you asshole

No it wasn't.

Shut up.

http://soundamerica.com/sounds/theme...s/lionkng2.wav
the full song :shifty:

It had it's moments.

:rant: