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RockNRoll 04-28-2005 06:42 PM

Chyna called my work
 
I'm not going to tell you where I work, but Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna just called my job.

She wants to donate a fur coat that she had been beaten up by her boyfriend(X-Pac?) in. She made a point of mentioning to my boss that she was beaten up by her boyfriend 3 times, BTW. My boss told her that he's pass the offer on to his higher ups. He came and told me right away, because he watches wrestling and knows that I like it too.

Anyway, that's crazy. This type of thing is extremely rare for my job.

Ruien 04-28-2005 06:44 PM

I find it hard to imagine Sean beat up Joanie. You sure it is not the other way around?

Mayo 04-28-2005 06:46 PM

Who cares.

Gerard 04-28-2005 06:47 PM

Chyna should be charged with assault on the eyes anytime someone looks at "her".

RockNRoll 04-28-2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruien
I find it hard to imagine Sean beat up Joanie. You sure it is not the other way around?

She just said former boyfriend. She didn't say who, and my boss didn't ask.

Kane Knight 04-28-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockNRoll
She just said former boyfriend. She didn't say who, and my boss didn't ask.

Allegations in the past have indicated she's claimed Waltman beat her up.

I have this picture of a midget humping the leg of a sumo really.

RockNRoll 04-28-2005 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Allegations in the past have indicated she's claimed Waltman beat her up.

I have this picture of a midget humping the leg of a sumo really.

Don't know if this is the same one, but...........

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImages...1dec04-sun.jpg

Anybody Thrilla 04-28-2005 07:17 PM

Who gets beat up wearing a fur coat? That's like wearing sunglasses while taking a shit. It just doesn't happen too often.

AND WHERE DO YOU WORK?????????

Mr. JL 04-28-2005 07:21 PM

From what I have heard about Joanie Laurer, she sounds pretty fucked up.

RockNRoll 04-28-2005 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla
Who gets beat up wearing a fur coat? That's like wearing sunglasses while taking a shit. It just doesn't happen too often.

AND WHERE DO YOU WORK?????????

Sorry, AT. I can't reveal that info. You understand.

Lamuella 04-28-2005 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockNRoll
I'm not going to tell you where I work, but Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna just called my job.

So how are things at the Center for Disease Control?

Mr. JL 04-28-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla
Who gets beat up wearing a fur coat? That's like wearing sunglasses while taking a shit. It just doesn't happen too often.

AND WHERE DO YOU WORK?????????

Probally works at the zoo or an endangered species animal center.

RockNRoll 04-28-2005 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. JL
Probally works at the zoo or an endangered species animal center.

You're on the right track.

Gerard 04-28-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockNRoll
You're on the right track.


Sanctuary for abused crackwhore shemales?

M. Banana 04-28-2005 08:26 PM

He works at Goodwill.

Kane Knight 04-28-2005 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
So how are things at the Center for Disease Control?

OUCH. ZING!

YOUR Hero 04-28-2005 09:09 PM

'Chyna', Joanie Laurer is perhaps the stupidest person I ever seen. Seriously, she's so stupid, I bet her IQ is low... real low.

RGWhat316 04-28-2005 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Sanctuary for abused crackwhore shemales?

LOL, that deserves a rep.

Kane Knight 04-28-2005 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YOUR Hero
'Chyna', Joanie Laurer is perhaps the stupidest person I ever seen. Seriously, she's so stupid, I bet her IQ is low... real low.

She dated X-Pac. QED

Londoner 04-28-2005 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RGWhat316
LOL, that deserves a rep.

Beat you to it.

Oh and why can't we know where you work, RocknRoll?Not that i give a fuck or anything.

Danny Electric 04-29-2005 12:01 AM

I bet the convo really went like this

Chyna - "Hello I'd like some fries and a shake please.By the way my name is Chyna Doll, I used to be on the WWE, you can't miss me. I was the chick avec le dick.

RocknRoll- "Sorry you have the wrong number."

Chyna - "OK, BYE."

Phone cuts off

Kane Knight 04-29-2005 12:07 AM

Hey! That's libel. She had the dick REMOV#ED! :mad:

Danny Electric 04-29-2005 12:13 AM

:)
As Jay would say 'He loves the cock' or would he/she be she or he or she or he?

KayfabeMan 04-29-2005 02:11 AM

:lol:


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