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JuiceyF'NSteaks 04-30-2005 05:23 PM

Going to ovw have any advice for me
 
im about 6'2 220 lbs im going to ovw in a year. does anybody have any advice for me to make in ovw and maybe wwe.

Nervous Ferret 04-30-2005 05:24 PM

whats your name? so we can "watch" for you. If you don't want to post it, pm it to "Loose Cannon"

Nervous Ferret 04-30-2005 05:26 PM

FUCK YOU JOSH LAMB.

Shaner 04-30-2005 05:27 PM

good luck man.

my advice - don't take your girlfriend near Edge!

Danny Electric 04-30-2005 05:27 PM

lol
love for ferret

Nervous Ferret 04-30-2005 05:27 PM

nah nevermind everything. Our friend "Josh Lamb" signed up again.

UmbrellaCorporation 04-30-2005 05:29 PM

Well, if you're going, I have some great advice for you.

If you EVER get the chance, ask to work with Hardcore Holly. Everyone says that he's easily to get along with, kind, compassionate, and will ALWAYS be willing to lend a hand for those who haven't paid their dues yet.

Nervous Ferret 04-30-2005 05:30 PM

josh lamb's finest:
http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=26898

Shaner 04-30-2005 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UmbrellaCorporation
Well, if you're going, I have some great advice for you.

If you EVER get the chance, ask to work with Hardcore Holly. Everyone says that he's easily to get along with, kind, compassionate, and will ALWAYS be willing to lend a hand for those who haven't paid their dues yet.

:D

Londoner 04-30-2005 05:35 PM

Great advice, UC.

James Steele 04-30-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UmbrellaCorporation
Well, if you're going, I have some great advice for you.

If you EVER get the chance, ask to work with Hardcore Holly. Everyone says that he's easily to get along with, kind, compassionate, and will ALWAYS be willing to lend a hand for those who haven't paid their dues yet.

I have heard that too. Hardcore Holly is very underrated.

UmbrellaCorporation 04-30-2005 05:36 PM

You know it, baby. :shifty:

James Steele 04-30-2005 05:37 PM

However, if you steal "Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!™" , I will hunt you down and kill you brutally. Understand?

Nervous Ferret 04-30-2005 05:38 PM

Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!

James Steele 04-30-2005 05:41 PM

SHUT UP NERVOUS FAGGOT!!



EDIT: I can't believe I resorted to saying Nervous Faggot.

Nervous Ferret 04-30-2005 05:43 PM

lol @ you changing my e-mail address, i never noticed. besides just changed it, hhahaha

Lamuella 04-30-2005 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceyF'NSteaks
im about 6'2 220 lbs im going to ovw in a year. does anybody have any advice for me to make in ovw and maybe wwe.

yes. Learn how to fucking type.

Nervous Ferret 04-30-2005 05:50 PM

HAHAHA, DON'T FUCK WITH ME

loopydate 04-30-2005 06:19 PM

Grow four inches and pack on 80 pounds.
Introduce your girlfriend to Adam Copeland.
Agree to disagree with Sgt. Slaughter.
Live your character (especially if you play a cocky gimmick) around the veterans.
Two words: Crazy spots.
Continue posting here and relay what you read (AND POST!) to Mr. McMahon.

Gouda 04-30-2005 06:24 PM

Take some steroids and get real big and do some clumsy power moves that injure everybody. You'd not only get into OVW, but you'd be brought up to RAW in no time.

Mr. JL 04-30-2005 06:28 PM

Here's some advice, stay the fuck away from the internet. Seriously, don't take any chances. Get rid of your computer.

vaglicker99 04-30-2005 06:29 PM

get yourself some diva vag!

M. Banana 04-30-2005 06:42 PM

Blow McMahon.

JuiceyF'NSteaks 04-30-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiguelBahena
Blow McMahon.

:naughty: :naughty: :D :drool: :naughty: :lol: :lol: ;)
might as well!!! i mean he does have the grapefruits lol

Kane Knight 04-30-2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamuella
yes. Learn how to fucking type.


Kane Knight 04-30-2005 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loopydate
Grow four inches and pack on 80 pounds.
Introduce your girlfriend to Adam Copeland.
Agree to disagree with Sgt. Slaughter.
Live your character (especially if you play a cocky gimmick) around the veterans.
Two words: Crazy spots.
Continue posting here and relay what you read (AND POST!) to Mr. McMahon.

And nothing says "push" like dark skin or unpopular opinions.

Xero 04-30-2005 07:53 PM

Spit in Triple H's face. They say that if new guys do that, you'll be a star in no time. Just ask Stevie Richards and Chris Jericho!

The One 04-30-2005 07:56 PM

So many things wrong with this...You say your going in a year like they are just sitting around waiting for you to show up. WRONG. Your too small (about the right height but fucking pack on more weight). WWE talent scouts look for you and ask you to come to OVW, and they don't wait a year for you to say yes. I smell a load of bullshit. BUT if by some freak chance you actually are going here is my advice...

1) Go to Mexico
2) Go to Japan
3) Go to Canada
4) Go away from OVW
5) Stay away from OVW
6) OVW is the devil
7) OVW doesn't train you for shit
8) You will get a push out the door but then will get dropped
9) Try making a living in some other promotion
10) Most OVW "superstars" don't get more then one or two try outs and then your done
11) Even if your as talented as Nova, you will get a shitty gimmick IF you make it to WWE (save Brock Lesnar)
12) Go establish yourself around the world, pay some dues, don't take the fast track, and for the love of god...PUT ON SOME DAMN WEIGHT!

Tornado 04-30-2005 07:59 PM

Batista, Cena and Orton all came from OVW, so it can't be all bad.

Kane Knight 04-30-2005 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126
They say that if new guys do that, you'll be a star in no time. Just ask Stevie Richards and Chris Jericho!

Who?

Kane Knight 04-30-2005 08:00 PM

Also, when asked to do a stupid, degrading gimmick, remember. Even triple h took one for the team when he fucked a corpse.

Kane Knight 04-30-2005 08:02 PM

Also, never refuse steroids.

The One 04-30-2005 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tornado
Batista, Cena and Orton all came from OVW, so it can't be all bad.

Batista has been more then open about the fact that OVW did shit to train him for once he got there (WWE). Cena made it big because he is a real life rhymer...and Orton wasn't shit until he was picked up by Evolution...lucky break storyline wise.

Kane Knight 04-30-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
Batista has been more then open about the fact that OVW did shit to train him for once he got there (WWE). Cena made it big because he is a real life rhymer...and Orton wasn't shit until he was picked up by Evolution...lucky break storyline wise.

Yeah, people attacked Batista for his openness, claiming he was full of himself and all this shit.

Cena was crap til they ran with the whole "wigger" deal.

Fact is, three members of OVW making it to varying degrees of success means very little.

Shadow 04-30-2005 08:36 PM

My advice?

Don't suck.

UmbrellaCorporation 05-01-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow
My advice?

Don't suck.


Word. :cool:

Lamuella 05-01-2005 02:32 PM

work for someone other than a WWE owned farm.

get some understanding of how the business actually works.

go to a decent school run by someone with a history of turning out quality athletes. Adrian Street's school is both inexpensive and high quality.

Learn that there is more to the business than the McMahons.

WHATEVER YOU DO, don't use a moveset that consists of hammerlock, german suplex, dropkick and not much else. This has been the fate of too many OVW grads.

Corkscrewed 05-02-2005 05:34 AM

Get out of the Masterlock

#1-norm-fan 05-02-2005 05:51 AM

Yeah, I'm gonna move out to Kentucky later in the year to go to OVW. I've heard to many bad things about the local school I was going to go to.

I'll actually probably go ahead and get some tickets to Raw and try breaking out of the Masterlock though. That's a much better idea than going through all that training and shit. I JUST HOPE HE PICKS ME!

thuganomicalcrippler 05-03-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuiceyF'NSteaks
im about 6'2 220 lbs im going to ovw in a year. does anybody have any advice for me to make in ovw and maybe wwe.


Quote:

Your too small (about the right height but fucking pack on more weight).
Didn't Kurt Angle have almost the same stats when he came in?


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