Wow.
 

Source: pwinisder.com

"There are also plans to release a fiction book that will feature the "unauthorized" life story of the Kane character"

Wow. Just wow. How in the hell are they going to get past all the MANY contradictions with his character?

LOL

Remember when he need that voice modulator or something like that :rofl:

I can't wait to see page one...

"When Kane was a child he was in a fire and was scared for life, but Kane was never scared for life. Kane needed assistance to speak, until Rob Van Dam gave him some weed and he forgot about that. Uhhhh...Is he Undertaker's brother? Well...Yes. No. Um. Fuck it. Here are some cool pictures."

"Kane was burned by The Undertaker as a child and lead a secludedlife except for the occassional wild party, during one which he killed Katie Vick. Kane later forgave Undertaker for burning the house down and setting him on fire and is quoting as saying 'no biggie'."

Just so long as they remind people that he is married to whore, I mean lita. That he burnt up Jim Ross, but 3 weeks later Jim wanted Kane to beat up Gene Snitski. And um, Kane has broken out of like 3 mental hospitials too.

Amazing.

How about the hair suddenly coming out? LOL When he was unmasked several times and the hair was actually part of his scalp.

I'm sure there will be at least a chapter or two about him being dentist. I'm sure that alone would make it an interesting read

"It was the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was moving except the christmas creature."

As much of an anarchial animal Kane is, he decided to film a movie called Eye Scream Man. hahahaha

If there is any mention of Katie Vick in that Book. Ill flip lol. Just not right.

:lol:

This will finally prove that the WWE writers couldn't logic their way out of a strainer.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT...

They actually REMEMBER that long ago?




That said, this may very well end up being one of the most unintentionally hilarious books ever written.

Lets not forget the part where they mention little Undertaker seeing Paul Bearer and his mom having sex to make up Little Kane.....

But I guess that would be in Takers Fiction book instead

You will all buy it.

They don't need to reconcile the plot threads. They don't think the fans remember that far.