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Cool King 05-03-2005 07:26 PM

Who wants to buy a brick?
 
Yes....a brick,a brick that was used at Backlash.

http://auction.wwe.com/cgi-bin/ncomm...aunbr=60492597

WWE will sell anything.:lol:

Victoria's Autographed School Girl Outfit is going for quite a lot.

So what would you buy from WWE Auction?

http://auction.wwe.com/

M. Banana 05-03-2005 07:36 PM

I want that fucking brick.

Gouda 05-03-2005 07:43 PM

The Shannon Moore Fishbowl!!

M. Banana 05-03-2005 07:51 PM

The holy hell is that?

M. Banana 05-03-2005 07:52 PM

Ohhh...

That's just... sad.

tucsonspeed6 05-03-2005 07:52 PM

I smell a Wrestlecrap "Somebody Bought This" in the near future.....


And it will probably feature me and my new brick. :shifty:

M. Banana 05-03-2005 07:54 PM

I want that fucking brick asshole. :mad:

tucsonspeed6 05-03-2005 07:59 PM

Seriously, though...I'm lucky I'm dirt poor. Otherwise, I really would buy up all of this worthless crap.

M. Banana 05-03-2005 08:00 PM

I'll break the brick and mail you half.

tucsonspeed6 05-03-2005 08:02 PM

Sweet. Give me the Autographed half.

M. Banana 05-03-2005 08:04 PM

Okay.

I'll autograph my half meself and sell it on ebay.

Jonster 05-03-2005 08:07 PM

Mohammad Hassan wasn't happy with Daiviri after their Backlash match, and the following night on Raw slapped him down.
Luckily WWE Auctions was on hand and caught the spit spat by Hassan in a jar.

Signed by Hassan and Daiviri as soon as they got to the back, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own some spit.

M. Banana 05-03-2005 08:09 PM

Are you fucking serious?

Xero 05-03-2005 08:12 PM

Hulk Hogan gave the fans one more match, and one more win at Backlash. Before the match, WWE Auction was in the locker rooms when Hulk Hogan threw a half empty bottle of 'Tan in a Bottle' in the trash. We fished it out and had him sign it after the match.

This is a once in a lifetime chance to not only look like the Hulkster, but to own a piece of history!

M. Banana 05-03-2005 08:14 PM

Jesus H Christ..

Cool King 05-03-2005 08:17 PM

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catal.../img813257.jpg

M. Banana 05-03-2005 08:18 PM

John Cena: 2035

Jonster 05-03-2005 08:18 PM

When JR had to face HHH on Raw, he was extremely nervous about it, knowing he stood little chance of victory.
However, JR won the match and celebrated with a post match excretion.
Afterwards WWE Auctions caught up with him and he donated his underwear - which he has signed - to be auctioned off.

This is your once in a lifetime chance to own the very underwear that helped write history when HHH lost to JR.

M. Banana 05-03-2005 08:20 PM

I thought you were serious at first....

Jonster 05-03-2005 08:25 PM

When WWE Auction was mentioned on TPWW, some spoofs were posted. These were quite outrageous to the point where some hapless fan might actually consider buying them.
MiguelBahena wasn't sure if these were true or not, and faced a conflict known to mankind for centuries - how can you tell when someone is being sarcastic on the internet?

Now we bring you a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy the gulibility of the man known as "Banana".

M. Banana 05-03-2005 08:27 PM

.........

I shall never give away my gullibility.

tucsonspeed6 05-03-2005 08:42 PM

John Cena came out in his entrance last night and took notice of one particular fan's sign. Cena borrowed the sign to show on camera only to realize it didn't really say "Chain Gang" like he thought it did....so Security confiscated it, and now you can own a piece of history for a starting bid of $300.

http://i.wrestlingdb.com/gallery/WWE...Cross_Sign.jpg

Xero 05-03-2005 08:59 PM

You've heard the chants. You've heard the jeers. You've seen the botches. Now, own a piece of Lita/Edge/Matt Hardy history! Over the past few weeks, fans have been bringing 'We Want Matt', 'Edge Screwed Matt', 'Lita is a Slut' and many other signs that have been confiscated by security.

Now, in the biggest lot WWE Auction has ever seen, you can now own over one million signs related to the Matt Hardy controversy! Make your bids now, but remember, we will be making very similar auctions like this one in the near future, so you won't necessarily miss out if you don't get it this time around.

M. Banana 05-03-2005 09:01 PM

Gayest. Thread. Evar.

Jonster 05-03-2005 09:09 PM

Victoria was backstage at Raw last night (5/3/05) talking to Lita when Edge came over and asked what they were looking at.
Here's your chance to buy a pen that was once looked at by Victoria.
However this isn't just an ordinary pen.
The pen is broken and has no ink due to leaking everywhere. Also the top is missing
Not only that, it's not the original pen, but a replica which has recieved the exact same treatment.

These can be made to order, so here's your chance to own a unique piece of WWE equipment right now.

M. Banana 05-03-2005 09:11 PM

I'm going to buy that.

M. Banana 05-03-2005 09:12 PM

:shifty:

YOUR Hero 05-03-2005 10:22 PM

My dad's a mason, perhaps I'll start selling bricks on eBay as well.

Bo 05-03-2005 10:29 PM

When I saw him use it I had this feeling that it was gonna wind up on there.

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catal.../img867179.jpg

"Whats that Bricky? You told everyone that I was cheating on my wife?
And I thought that whole "if walls could talk" was just a figure of speach."

Mike the Metal Ed 05-03-2005 10:31 PM

FED UP WITH BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

M. Banana 05-03-2005 10:34 PM

Bwagahahahahahah.a.h.ah.ah.a.ha.h.ah.ah.a.h...stoppit with le brick.

Hired Hitman 05-03-2005 11:15 PM

Even Edge can't figure out who would bid on a Brick.

M. Banana 05-03-2005 11:22 PM

Matt Hardy....


so he can bash him over the head.

Corkscrewed 05-04-2005 01:28 AM

Wow. Cena looks totally fucked up. :lol:

Hired Hitman 05-04-2005 08:17 AM

It's his Eddie Guerrero Impression... ;)

Shaggy 05-04-2005 08:43 AM

I saw the brick the other day and laughed.....then I thought about bidding on it

but didnt

Jonster 05-04-2005 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King!

Seperated at birth:

http://www.wweforever.de/wrestlingpi...cMahon/011.jpg


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