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Originally Posted by Extreme Angle
right whats that wrestlecrap about? i have bin told that flairs is really good and tucson ur just childish and imature u shud be ashamed of ur self!
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I feel responsible to address whatever the hell you just said...
This "Bin Told" guy sounds like a terrorist. The fact that you have him means that you can probably get a heafty bounty if you turn him in to your local authorities.
"tucson ur" sounds "tucsonaur", which is like some kind of dinosaur I think. Now I assume that you're trying to address me, but I assure you I an not a dinosaur, and JBL has never accused me of liking pizza.
"imature" sounds like an "i-pod" that you download porn on.
"shud" was probably a misspelling, so I threw it in to Word and it spellchecked it for me. You either said shod, shed, shad, shut, or scud. Since you're were talking about a terrorist before I assume it's "Scud" as in "Scud missile".
"of ur" sounds like "Offer"
So after a little bit of gramatical correcting, I've rewritten your statement in a way that I feel more comfortable in responding to:
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Originally Posted by Extreme Angle
Of course! What is this "Wrestlecrap" you speak of? I thought I should tell you that I have a terrorist in my possession and if you would like to pay me the bounty on his head I will fire a flare to signal my position. Ok? Sounds good! TS6, I have mistaken you for a dinosaur who enjoys pizza. I enjoy looking at childish kiddie porn on my "I-mature." Oh no! A scud missile is firing in my direction! That darned terrorist must have shot it at me! I am ashamed at my life's failures. I offer my little remaining life to the shelf!
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And my response to this is:
1: Keep an eye on that terrorist. He may have a Scud missile.
2: It's ok that you have mistaken me for a dinosaur. I feel that your lack of grammar or a fluid thought process is evidence of schitzophrenia, and I am deeply concerned for your safety and the safety of those around you.
3: Looking at Kiddie porn is illegal and you may find that the law will catch up to you, no matter what medium you use to look at it.
4: I told you about that terrorist, didn't I?
5: When it comes to religeons, declaring something that is used for little more than storing odd bits and pieces as your god may not be the best choice. The shelf cannot look after you in the afterlife...unless you choose to be cremated and put in an urn...which if you've got a scud missile firing at you, I guess you don't have much of a choice, do you?