Smackdown Spoilers
 

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*Eddie Guerrero cuts a promo, holding Rey's mask from last week, explaining to "Rey" that it's his fault and that he's getting his Latino Heat back. He warns Rey not to let him hurt him.

*Heidenreich pinned Spike Dudley.

*Backstage, Sharmell goes into Booker T's locker room to check on him before his match with Kurt Angle.

*Backstage, MNM and Chavo Guerrero are discussing a six man tag match they have against Paul London & Charlie Haas & Hardcore Holly.

*Josh Matthews interviewed Kurt Angle, who said that Booker's wife is a "guttersl*t" and that Angle wants to have "dirty, perverted sex with her."


*Chavo Guerrero & WWE Tag Team champions MNM defeated WWE Cruiserweight champion Paul London & Charlie Haas & Hardcore Holly when Chavo pinned London with his feet on the ropes.

*John Bradshaw Layfield comes out to promote a book (not sure if it's new or a new edition of his old one). John Cena comes out and they brawl, with a good part of the roster coming out for a pull apart.

*Jimmy Jacobs defeated defeated Eddie Guerrero via disqualification. Guerrero put Rey's mask on Jacobs and beat him while he was wearing it. Guerrero was disqualified for suplexing Jacobs across a chair.

*They played John Cena's music video.

*Matt Morgan pinned Funaki.

*Backstage, Booker T was angry about what Kurt Angle said and told Sharmell to stay in the back.

*Carlito's Cabana with The Big Show. Carlito offers Show an offer he can't refuse - a chance for them to be partners. He shows footage from Wrestlemania and mocks Show, saying that they can be great together. Show turns him down. Carlito grabs an apple but before he can bite it, Show bites it...and faints, with the idea being it was poisoned. Carlito takes another apple and spits it in the face of the unconscious Big Show saying, "One bad apple can ruin a bunch."

*Booker vs. Kurt Angle went to a no contest - After five minutes, Angle runs to the back to find Sharmell. Booker follows and hears her screaming in the locker room. He bursts in and she's terrified on the floor. Angle blindsides him and attacks him, throwing him into the lockers as Sharmell screams "Why?"

Dark Match:

*WWE champion John Cena defeated John Bradshaw Layfield and WWE United States champion Orlando Jordan in a handicap match

Rep.

<font color=goldenrod>Sounds like a decent show overall.

:wtf: @ Angle saying he wants dirty, perverted sex with Sharmell</font>

Ought to be a better show, I s'pose.

God damnit, they showed that fucking music video again.

Lot of matchers, to bad they are all one sided. Would not need the spoilers to see who wins them. Overall, seems like a pretty good show. Carlito and Big Show will be the highlight I think.

I especially enjoy the Sleepy Beauty poisoned apple...wow your that broke for ideas your ripping off Disney now?

Anyone else reminded of Konnan's music videos when they see Cena's on WWE TV?

:yes: Nice!

:rofl: @ "dirty perverted sex"

What. The. Fuck. :wtf: That sounds positively ridiculous.

You've got to be kidding me. So now they're hinting that Kurt Angle raped Sharmell? That's what it sounds like to me.

Kurt Angle: Rapist :shifty:

Sharmell has the most annoying voice since Steph.

Poisoned apple... What the hell? Smackdown gets more cartoony by the month!

Shooting people with tranq guns...
Exploding title belts...
Poisoned apples....

Ah, looks like I won't be missing much on SD this week. :| :nono:

All we need now is for JBL to pull a Disco Inferno and make his own "music video" mocking Cena's.

Rap is crap......

Oh damn. This doesn't seem to good, i think it'll be better if i don't watch it this week...and i really wanted to see Heidenreich V Spike. :shifty: