JR's comments on RAW (Spoilers)
 

I don't know about anybody else, but I laughed my ass off when JR started saying things about Edge & Lita.

"He's just going to break up this relationship? Is that the kind of man he is?"

"I don't know what I should call her but I know what I want to call her"

Do you think he was actual saying what he was thinking about the real situation? I actually kinda think he was.

No. If JR was out raged over the situation Matt would still be under contract. JR is no better then the McMahons or any other shameless promoter. Jim's backstage power is not contained to somply sitting in a chair for 2 hours a week talking, he has alot of pull and I am sure that if he was truly upset A) Matt wouldn't have been let go and B) This angle wouldn't be happening.

JR has botched commentary ever since 2002...VERY VERY BADLY, in fact.

As I said before, there is a reason why I think Michael Cole and Tazz are the best WWE commentating team right now.

That's saying alot.

No one is better then Demott
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Claasic Bill Demott line
Josh: What do you think FU stands for?
Bill: Free Yukon.

It's the truth, too. It seems as if when WCW went out of business, JR did a project where he killed Tony Shivoni, took out his brain, and replaced his own brain with that of Shivoni's.

Only thing that is missing is him saying that every night is going to be "the single most important night in the history of our sport".

His comments were just so dead on to the current situation. I'm not sure how he actually feels about the situation but it almost seemed like he was truly ranting.

nahhh I don't think he was.

although that final thing he called her before they went off the air "Harlot" now that was funny

I think it was funnier when he said something about Rosey being "two biscuits" away from 400 pounds and that you shouldn't "go make a sandwhich because this match will be short!"

He raids the buffet every Monday right before starting to commentate a RAW. :cool:

Best Commentary Team Ever = Kevin Kelly & Steve McMichael

Ahhh if only...

I dont think it was a coincidence he was basically saying what most of the lockerroom feels about those two.

No it's not, the WWE commentating teams are shit. Tazz&Cole are average at best, but they're still better than any other team in the WWE.

My respect for JR was gone as soon as that infamous "chocolate turnbuckle" comment came out those blubbering, sausage lips.

I actually prefer Mike Teney now... *shudder*

you mean the guy that spazzes out over every move ever done and makes comments to some match being the best match ever 3 times in one show?

Nobody sells a match like JR does..Nobody.

Cole is shit.

Mike Tenay + Joey Styles + Bobby Heenan as a triple commentary team...I would probably cum all over myself every single match.

But JR does have a way of selling the match to you...but he just can't cut it was play by play anymore...RAW is like listening to two color guys and half the time they aren't even talking about the match.

Tenay is gold right now. On Hard Justice he did a great job covering up for blown spots, and he knows every name to every move pretty much.

It'd be great to hear him and Styles sell a match, and have someone other than Don West be a color guy. West's voice is annoying and he puts everything over like its the most amazing thing he's ever seen.

Such as the Chrasmatic Enigma?

JR: "And HBK has Christian held down tight in a chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. Christian breaks free and throws HBK into a Pastaroni Hamburger Helper. HBK grabs the Spaghetti! Chips AHOY! CHIPS AHOY!!!!! Tomko Hamburger Klondike Bar! YOU SORRY Tuna fish sandwich!! Wait a minute! From the audience....it's oven roasted beer nuts! PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER!"



In other words....JR had no freaking clue what the hell was spewing from his mouth. We, on the other hand, knew everything that was stuffing it over the entire 2 hours.

So I must not have been watching when this happened...someone fill me in on the Chocolate Turnbuckle thing...

A match a while back including Christian and Jericho (maybe) where one was given a "snake-eyes" into the turnbuckle.

JR said something absurd like "That can't feel nice, or taste nice, because that turnbuckle ain't made of chocolate folks!"

Then he went on to say the same line, but instead of turnbuckle he said "ring mat", and instead of chocolate he said "barbeque sauce".

And it was all downhill from there. "That mat ain't covered in barbeque suce.

Chocolate would actually hurt more than the padded turnbuckle :shifty:.

JR commentating on the match itself is pretty sucky, but I like the way he tells us about the history, like saying what their PPV records, E.G 'Michaels is 5-5 at Survivor Series, and tonight he'd love to make that 6-5, bahgawdbbqsaucestunnerchocolateturnbucklestonecoldbahgawd'.
And when he says which titles the wrestlers have held and how many times. But sometimes he tends to get his facts wrong, and adds in words related to food :shifty:.

"Shawn Michaels is a 61 time Heavyweight Champion and a Denny's Grand Slam Champion, having held a title in each of the four food groups."

Anyway, JR is good at the history stuff when he gets it right. Yes, I agree. However, he's shit at it a lot, and he's horrible at the actual play by play. That wouldn't be so bad if he was the color commentary, but he's supposed to be PBP.

Why the hell did they make Benoit drop the Intercontinental protein championship?

I am the Hot Sauce Champion in my circle of friends...ok I give I am going to bed.

In my eyes, JR is a tease. He taunts me for weeks about chocolate turnbuckles and BBQ sauce ring mats, then on Raw he tells me not to make a sandwich at the start of a match..... son of a bitch

Turns out he's Jewish, and could not represent the shellfish.

I thought he seemed more enraged bout this, than any other storyline