Who would win in a real fight?
 

Darth Vader or Big Van Vader?

My money is on Leon

might make this into a poll....

also, post reasons.

My reason is because Vader (Leon) is real while Darth is gay.

Darth Vader would own him, it is that simple. And if you thingk Darth Vader is gay and made a thread about him then.........

Worst Thread Ever

I would like the record to read that Ruien is a dumb ass and likes the flavor of shit.

Leon White all the way.

Darth may be able to carve out some of his organ with the light saber and maybe even be able to get the kill. But with Leon's experience, he'll know to fall on him after he dies. And besides, fat guys like that just grow new organs and such because they aren't really people.

Darth...this is assuming that he has The Force... :shifty:

If we are going by actors...well...James Earl Jones would get owned...Sabastian Shaw would blow ass...Jake Loyd would die of fright...Hyden is too much of a little pretty boy...C. Andrew Nelson might be able to hold his own against Leon...but out of everyone who has played Vader I give David Prowse the best chance of taking down Big Van.

Prowse was a tough guy. Not Vader-tough, but fairly intimidating.

Vader would own him.

Big Van. I mean, Darth has some shitty music. Vader Time is where it's at.

That, and the fact that Leon would kill him before he could reach for his lightsaber.

The second Vader would try something...Darth would stop him via the force.

Star Wars is gay, so Big Van all the way.

rhyming is gay
Mayo eats clay

My money's on the one not imitated by nerds and retards.

Both of them kinda are.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Vader blesses you.

Big Vain Vader can kick ANYONE's ass and he fears NO MAN.....

.....except for Mr. Wonderful.....

They're both old and gay.

NOT BIG VAIN VADER! :mad:

Who would win in a real... 05-20-2005 03:31 AM Xerzes Darth Vader has children, and is generally a jerk, thus fitting neither definition of gay. Go eat poo.


Ummm yo Xerzes, I never called Vader gay. Next time read a post before you do a rep.

How tough can big van vader be if Mr.Feeney intimidated him. :shifty:

:eek:

I have been owned. :(