What's happened like the last month in wrestling
 

I MISSED IT

SOMEONE GET ME UP TO SPEED

when I say wrestling, I mean the WWE.

And when I say a month, I mean like 3 years. BUT I'M GETTING BACK INTO IT. So what's happened the last month or so, and whats the next ppv

Crap.

And Vengence where we'll see HHH/Batista part 10000000000000000000000000

Who's got the title?

Which title is it?

Doesn't matter? Both titles will be around HHH's waist by months end so who cares? Uhh...the Boston Brawler and he's got the Universal Undisputed Heavyweight championship of the TransDimensional Space!

Jerry Lawler has the WWE title.

Hardcore Holly has the World title.

Oh, and they brought back the Hardcore championship and Randy Orton won it in a 40-man hardcore ECW-rules under-the-bottom-rope battle royal.

Seriously, why not just watch a Raw and a Smackdown. That'll get you up to speed.

Batista ahs the world title of raw
Shelton - IC title
Hurricane and ROsey - tag title, I think
Trish - women's title

Cena - WWE title
Orlando Jordan - U.S. title
MNM - tag titles
London - cruiserweight title

cause we all know that watchin it won't help

We have a news page you know!

wwe.com

lita fucked EDGE.

^ yup that's probably the biggest news

Matt Hardy was a little bitch for crying about it.

Its not my job to tell you!!!!!!!!

u know i'm getting really sick from repeated feuds! for god sakes, why don't they let Triple H focus on something other than getting his title back!! it's getting pretty predictable and boring... it's been going this way for 3 consecutive years now!
this Batista/Triple H feud will carry on till WM22, just like with Benoit!
enough with it already..

Besides Lita fucking Edge, the Rey/Eddie feud, and Triple H with a big ass tan line where his belt should be, same old shit.

You know the champs...here are the storylines...and some other random backstage notes

*Kurt Angle wants to have animal sex with Booker T
*Ric Flair likes the smell of Triple H's asshole
*John Cena was good and entertaining, then he started to suck and get boring, THEN he got the title
*Bradshaw is a Main Eventer
*Chris Jericho doesn't care about wrestling anymore
*Hulk Hogan just won't die
*Edge and Lita hooked up behind Matt back, so Matt got fired
*Batista is a transition champ...from Triple H to HHH
*They will have a draft lotery which will last a month
*ECW is having a reunion show
*Christian is the man to watch
*Eddie Gurrero can walk out to a ring, not say a word, and have Smarks give him a 5 star rating in terms of promo

That's just about all you need to know.

Yeah. She fucked EDGE!

i guess The One pretty hits it on the head right there..
he almost gave you all the reasons why WWE Sucks soooo in the meantime.
Good Job there. :y:

Is Christian still a heel? Because if he is, that would rule.

ECK :love:

yeah, he still is.

The Ultimate Warrior is making a comeback. For real....there have been lots of Warrior promos appearing on Smackdown ala his WCW return. He'll be feuding with The Undertaker soon just like he did in the 90's....good stuff.

where did u hear that from??
he's too old to go back wrestling again..
they've been playing promos for him on Smackdown??

Is he still a fucking hilarious heel like back with Team ECK or that time he threw the tantrums when he lost, or has he moved on to a I'll rape your sister kind of heel now

hes still hilarious but in a different sort of way. he calls his fan 'peeps' and is fucking hilarious.]

oh and kane got unmasked and has been buried again.

and edge got a main event push and sucks the big one.