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Volchok 05-31-2005 07:21 PM

Former WWE Announcer Trashes HHH, Matt Hardy, & Lita
 
Former WWE announcer Kevin Kelly let loose on a number of WWE workers in an interview with Voice Of Wrestling Radio; highlights are below:

-- Although he noted that she has no wrestling-related skills, she does have one thing in her favor: "her ability to pleasure men away from the ring".

-- He noted that although Chris Benoit is limited on the mic, he cuts powerful and strong promos. He believes that Benoit's lack of push is solely due to the glass ceiling factor.

-- Kelly attacked Triple H and noted that Vince McMahon's son-in-law will make sure no one becomes a bigger star.

-- Instead of firing Matt Hardy, Kevin Kelly would have further exploited the situation with Edge and found a way to put the two in the same ring. He also had a message for the recently released talent. "Sitting at home and crying about it on your computer, you look like a big puss," Kevin continues, "either do something about it, or shut up and move on".

-- He also questioned Vince McMahon's ability to properly promote the upcoming ECW PPV.

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Credit
http://www.backstagewrestling.com/ar...leid=119527876

Disturbed316 05-31-2005 07:25 PM

Kelly is a dick splash.

M. Banana 05-31-2005 07:34 PM

Kelly is the mang.

The One 05-31-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EcKo 03 ComPlEX
Although he noted that she has no wrestling-related skills, she does have one thing in her favor: "her ability to pleasure men away from the ring".

Who was he talking about here?

Jonster 05-31-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
Who was he talking about here?

Clue is in the title.

KayfabeMan 05-31-2005 07:36 PM

Hey, I didn't hear the whole interview - but from what I've read there, he's not saying anything wrong whatsoever. He's right on all accounts. Lita is shit, Benoit's held down, HHH helps hold him down, Matt Hardy should still have a job - and should / could have been a bigger star than Edge is, and the fair assumption that McMahon puts his WWE over any other brand - with no thought as to what is actually good for the business in general.

M. Banana 05-31-2005 07:37 PM

And you can't argue with Kayfabe.

jerichoholic169 05-31-2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
Who was he talking about here?

take your pic from any of the WWE divas bar victoria.

M. Banana 05-31-2005 07:43 PM

And Trish Stratus

The One 05-31-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiguelBahena
And you can't argue with Kayfabe.

The hell I can't! I agreed with him, but now just to make a point god dammit!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KayfabeMan
Hey, I didn't hear the whole interview - but from what I've read there, he's not saying anything wrong whatsoever. He's right on all accounts. Lita is shit, Benoit's held down, HHH helps hold him down, Matt Hardy should still have a job - and should / could have been a bigger star than Edge is, and the fair assumption that McMahon puts his WWE over any other brand - with no thought as to what is actually good for the business in general.

He is not saying anything wrong? WWE made that miserable man into something important. They gave him a job LONG past when they should have fired him. It isn't that hard to hold a mic to someone's mouth as they talk, and YET he still managed to screw that up once in a while. It's called loyalty. WWE put food on that man's dinner plate as far as I am concerned, and then he turns around and does this? He made the comment that sitting around crying about the past doesn't do shit for you, well guess what Kelly, neither does getting on some two-bit radio show trying to trash talk the very company that made your name worth putting on that radio show!

His comments about Lita are so fucking tired. She made a human mistake. She isn't some holy figure, she is just someone who ended a relationship for one she felt was better. Did she do it in the morally and socially acceptable way? No. But for the love of god, saying her biggest attribute is her ability to "Pleasure men away from the ring." That is just a low blow even for some two bit son of a bitch like Kelly.

As for Chris Benoit being held down. HE ISN'T A DRAW. I love the man, but for the love of god, he isn't for everyone. Benoit is the type of man who needs a partner and a mat, I don't see why they should invest time in a storyline when he doesn't have the mic skills to back it up. Let his wrestling speak for itself, and if he stats getting pops (outside of Canada) the size of Cena's or Batista's, then we'll talk.

The whole Edge or Matt Hardy could have been bigger. There is no way of telling, absolutly no way of predicting what would have happened, so it's not even worth going into it, though I doubt Kelly has a crystal ball that told him his secert knowledge of what could have been either.

And finally as for Triple H holding people down...for Christ sake! He is one of the most recognized names and faces in this industry. That's like saying Hogan held everyone in WCW down...without Hogan, the nWo, and some of the other big name stars, WCW wouldn't have exsisted. Those younger talents should have been on their knees thanking god they had known faces like Hogan, or currently HHH on their program that let's casual fans know "Yeah, this is where the action is!"

That having been said....

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
I agree with him [both KayFabeMan and Kevin Kelly]

;)

Lamuella 05-31-2005 07:51 PM

lita MADE a human mistake?

Lita IS a human mistake. Her life is one big botch.

The One 05-31-2005 07:54 PM

OK now...I know Lita isn't great in the ring, but do you know her? How can you sit back and be so self-rightious that you can determine that someone's entire worth can be summed up by saying "Mistake". Think of all the people who love her, and who have been loved by her...

Ah fuck it...I don't care anymore.

M. Banana 05-31-2005 07:54 PM

omg i :heart: u

M. Banana 05-31-2005 07:55 PM

I like her. And for one reason..



I like redheads.

RGWhat316 05-31-2005 08:08 PM

I read this interview yesterday and thought it was pretty harsh. But I think The One did put it best. And with Benoit, I agree completely. I respect what he does and is one of the best, but I'm not really a fan of his character due to the fact that he doesn't really have a personality.

Shadow 05-31-2005 08:16 PM

This from the man who was once thought to be a hermaphrodite? Wow.

Thought he is wrong about one thing. And that thing being Lita. But then again...you all are.

M. Banana 05-31-2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

This from the man who was once thought to be a hermaphrodite? Wow.
I never get the office memos!!! :mad:

Nark Order 05-31-2005 08:26 PM

lol/

The One, calm down.

Kane Knight 05-31-2005 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
Who was he talking about here?

It's not SMH.

Kane Knight 05-31-2005 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
OK now...I know Lita isn't great in the ring, but do you know her? How can you sit back and be so self-rightious that you can determine that someone's entire worth can be summed up by saying "Mistake". Think of all the people who love her, and who have been loved by her...

Ah fuck it...I don't care anymore.

k. name something she didn't botch.

Loose Cannon 05-31-2005 09:12 PM

HHH hasn't been a draw in 3 years. So, I can't buy the "Benoit isn't a draw, so let's not make the Title mean shit while it's on him."

Ol Dirty Dastard 05-31-2005 09:12 PM

If you are talking about Benoit getting pops like Batista or Cena, he does get big ass pops so I dunno what you are talking about.

The One 05-31-2005 09:13 PM

That's the point KK, I don't know Amy Dumas, I know she has a failed relationship with Matt Hardy, and I know she looks like shit in the ring...but to say she is a human mistake? Come on now. A bit much if you ask me. Hell there are PLENTY of people who fail at relationship and are terrible at their jobs, I am fairly sure my waiter this afternoon falls in that catagory, but it doesn't mean he, or Amy, are mistake as human beings.

Shadow 05-31-2005 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
That's the point KK, I don't know Amy Dumas, I know she has a failed relationship with Matt Hardy, and I know she looks like shit in the ring...but to say she is a human mistake? Come on now. A bit much if you ask me. Hell there are PLENTY of people who fail at relationship and are terrible at their jobs, I am fairly sure my waiter this afternoon falls in that catagory, but it doesn't mean he, or Amy, are mistake as human beings.

If I were gay I'd totally be sucking you off right now.

The One 05-31-2005 09:19 PM

Next time you think you are going to compliment me Shadow...don't.

Shadow 05-31-2005 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
Next time you think you are going to compliment me Shadow...don't.

K!

The One 05-31-2005 09:23 PM

Ah I love you Shadow :love:

Shadow 05-31-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
Ah I love you Shadow :love:

Ok now you're just confusing me.

STOP IT!

M. Banana 05-31-2005 09:39 PM

i :heart: u all

Savio 05-31-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
HHH hasn't been a draw in 3 years. So, I can't buy the "Benoit isn't a draw, so let's not make the Title mean shit while it's on him."

Yeah but no one draws any more except Cena and he only draws the younger crowd.

Hired Hitman 05-31-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow
Ok now you're just confusing me.

STOP IT!

:D

M. Banana 05-31-2005 10:25 PM

:heart:

Gerard 05-31-2005 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One
Who was he talking about here?


Nicole Bass


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald....barf_twice.gif

M. Banana 05-31-2005 11:04 PM

scary movie :heart:

M. Banana 05-31-2005 11:05 PM

Who's Nicole Bass?

YOUR Hero 05-31-2005 11:16 PM

respect to The One.

Supermark101 05-31-2005 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiguelBahena
Who's Nicole Bass?


Imagine Chyna, only much, much, much ,much, much, much, much more manly.

Kane Knight 05-31-2005 11:22 PM

And uglier.

M. Banana 05-31-2005 11:23 PM

Is that even remotely possible?

Supermark101 05-31-2005 11:24 PM

YES!!!!!



http://www.nicolebass.com/cover.jpg


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