I live in chicago and im 12 years old, 7th grade (actual e-mail)
 

I want John Cena back on smackdown!!! If you don't bring him back I will tell as many people as I can to stop watching wrestling. Wrestling is not fun without John Cena!! He's the best wrestler alive. Hey JBL your not the wrestling god!! John Cena is!!


~peace out~

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haha, is that you darkpower? Stop sending me mails man. I didn't do it.

lol wtf?!

this is what I get for posting news on the front page

lol.

But seriously, Pillman is the wrestling God. He still is.

Cena sucks, all you 12 year olds. His sole material is bringing up Gay jokes in his rhymes. CC owns that son of a bitch.

roflmao

You can't be serious. How in their mind is dumb enough to do that? If that was like my 12 year old sun, I'd prolly cane him for idiocy, as he should know better than that at 12 years of age.

No seriously.

I just e-mailed him back and said I just fired Cena because of the e-mail he sent me. Basically, I said it was all his fault that Cena won't be in WWE anymore.

I can imagine two twelve year old boys arguing about this shit. Let's call one of them Bobby, and the other one Sally(just for the hell of it).

Bobby: You know who the best wrestler is?

Sally: Who?

Bobby: John Cena.

Sally: No he isn't, Bobby. JBL is success personified, in essence he is a wrestling...*looks up to the sky and inhales deeply*...god!

Bobby: Fuck JBL!!

Sally: No. Fuck John Cena!!

BlackDawn2024 appears out of nowhere.

BlackDawn2024: No. Fuck both of them. Both suck major amounts of ass.

BlackDawn then cuts both their heads off with a wooden cooking spoon. He then sleeps with Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman and Gwen Stefani at the same time.

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Hey Blackdawn? Remember when I told you about ending your stories one sentence early?

Actually, Shadow, I don't. Please elaborate. :roll:

Ok...end your stories one sentence early. Simple really.

I'll try harder in the future, Shadow. But I can't guarantee anything. I mean, there are no guarantees in life. Just think about it. You were guaranteed I would end my stories within one sentence, but here I am, going on with more than one. You're probably getting mad now, right?

Speaking of being mad, I'm mad about a lot of things. Mainly, time travel. I tried travelling back in time to when I made the post about that John Cena/JBL story, to make it shorter, but good ole' Doc Brown said it wouldn't be a good idea.

He told me that if I changed that post, you wouldn't say to keep my stories short, then that would screw up the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe!!!

But anyway, I will try harder, Shadow.

uh?

Futerama quote.

Futurama*

JBL > Cena

btw

k

x

lita'd

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They both suck equal amounts of ass.

JBL is a god.

blasphemous

If, by god, you mean terrible in-ring work with uninteresting mic segments, coupled with a horrible reign as WWE Champion, then yes, JBL is a god.

JBL's a god, yes he is. He's just a quitting god. And everybody knows that Benoit is the wrestling god.

Schonauer... you know it's scripted... right?

Yes I'm well aware that WWE is scripted. Is it so wrong to write comments like the one I wrote?

Futurama*

Funny story everyone...I am tired and really only wanted to read one thread, and since is the one at top I read it. Now while reading it, I tried my hardest to find a little bit of entertainment or enlightenment. However if truth be told, I somehow am now convinced that through the process of reading all of this I have not only completed neither of my goals, but infact the opposite effect took hold of me. You see I am now MORE bored then before I came on here and as I write this I can feeling any level of enlightenment I have ever had slip right out of me. So thank you all for destroying my life via the preceeding posts.

*thread ratings go up*

hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was GREAT!

Yeah it doesnt get much better than that you should have said that John Cena is really Goldust and that Steve Corino could kick his ass

here's what I typed

Thank you for e-mailing World Wrestling Entertainment. We have read your e-mail and decided to fire John Cena from our company. The threat you made to us about not watching our program any more has caused us to say goodbye to "The Champ" John Cena. Please keep in mind that it is because of your e-mail that he was fired, so this is your fault.

Best wishes,

World Wrestling Entertianment.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I wonder if the kid cried after reading that. But holy shit, he was like 12 not 7...how can someone be so stupid?!

ROFLL

I hope the kid replies.

12 year olds are so dumb these days. I could swear when I was 12 I wasn't that dumb.

what about now?

It was all downhill.