101 things Vince McMahon would never say...
 

"Have the cruiserweights go for a 30 minute draw tonight"

"Sorry, we have enough 6 foot 6 men on the roster already"

"I'm sorry Brett, it was my fault"

"That AJ Styles sure is something"

"I've told you a million times JR, we can't just end an angle without explaining it properly"

"Hi Matt, it's Vince, we owe you an apology..."

"Maybe we shouldn't have a Hell in a Cell this year"

"From now on, I'm going to stop wearing shirts that are two sizes too small"

That's only 8 :(

Lol. Sorry mate. Maybe you can add some more if you can. ;) That was the notion of the thread really.

''who cares if they hate cena'' (reffering to the sign incident(read open letter to Vince))

"Try keep it under five minutes tonight Hunter"

"WCW was, for a time, viable competition...and at times, produced a superior in-ring product to WWE."

"The Brock Lesnar experiment was a mistake."

"I'm sorry, Hunter, but I'm going to have to let you go."

"What the hell can we do with ANOTHER seven foot wrestler!?"

"Okay Paul, I'm giving you full creative control over ECW."

"Everyone, welcome Paul Heyman back to the team. He's going to get us out of the fifty foot hole that I dug."

"DX was just a cheap rip off of the nWo..."

"Hey Chris, how would you like a title run?"

"Hey Rob, how would you like a title run?"

"Hey (insert deserving name here), how would you like a title run?"

"I really like Jeff Jarrett..."

"Hunter, you're wrong."

wow hunter that promo really was boring

hey steph guess what.......Shane is taking over the company when i retire

wow those smarks sure know what their talking about, we should use some of their storylines.

Lets push our lower talent

I think the cruiserweights should be the main parts of our show

Welcome to the family paul, just tell us what to do

"Chris Jericho really does get over with the fans, and has mic-skill, wrestling ability and charisma to go with it - let's put him in the Main Event scene"

"Hardcore Holly: YOUUUUUUUU'RE FIRED!"

"Here Hunter, take some steroids...:shifty:"

"I think I might leave HHH out of the title scene for a while"

"We really need to give more time to the cruiserweights"

"This Diva-Search thing really sucks"

"No" (to HHH).

"No Hunter, not tonight."

" Shane, I have faith you will lead the WWE to a new level of success not yet seen. I love you son. "

"Triple H likes working Tuesdays."

"Okay Hunter, you're working Tuesdays now."

''people hate this Cena guy''

"Not all big men are that great"

"I'm tired of all these high ratings, lets just put Hunter on Heat and watch RAW's ratings fall..."

"I think I'm gonna start putting effort into SmackDown now."

"I'm not the genetic jackhammer that I claim to be..."

"I used to be a woman..."

:shifty:

"That TPWW place sure is cool."

"HAHAHAHA! YOU FUCKED CHYNA!! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

"We copied ECW and WCW."

"Sure RVD, you can do whatever you like in the ring tonight"

"Just because he's big, doesn't necessarily mean he's good"

"Hey Trips, that moustache of yours looks really stupid"

He already said it.
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Hunter winning the title 22 times is enough.

"LINDA! stick my balls in the toaster!"

"gfhdfjgfybiuihnjmngm"

"What the hell is that green spot on the carpet"

"To delete this message, check the appropriate option below and then click the 'Delete this Message' button."

"Smackdown got 5.0 rating"

Hunter, you're being cut back to OVW while we tune up your mic skills.

"What was I smoking when I hired YOU?"

"Hey Christian. The fans seem to like you, so you'll be getting a main event push"

"Hey Cena, can you cut down the homosexual and poopy jokes?"

"Hey, that Hassan guy is right!"

"austin you can't say sand people"

"YOURRRRRRRRRRR HIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!"

"Hunter, I'm sorry, but I'm not leaving the company to you and Stephanie. Not you, either, Shane. Meet my new partner, who now owns all three of your shares... Paul Heyman!"

"Cena, I'm given you an open mic. Say whatever you want."

"RVD, you are free to compete to the best of your abilities and you will receive mic time."

"Maybe I should bring Matt back. That was unfair of me."

"Christian's getting one of the biggest pops on Raw. Let's push him."

"Maybe the internet isn't to blame for these ratings. Maybe we should make the show entertaining on a weekly basis."

"I'm hiring Kane Knight, Superslim and Triple A for my new look writing team." :D

"Where's my welfare check."

JEsus, what the fuck would THAT look like?

"I think Kane should turn heel."

"OMG. You are unfunny. Shut up."

"Stephanie, Hunter is not good enough for you. He's manipulative, callous and self-obsessed - so I've found you a new man....


...you can come in now Shannon"

"What Owen Hart just died in the ring? Well just get his ass out for the ring and continue the PPV..."

Oh wait he did basically say that.

:nono:

"We need to quit hiring pointless bimbos and get more women who can wrestle."
"Steven Richards has a cult following, let's put a belt on him."
"We need to cut Triple H out of this segment."
"Involving my kids in this storyline? That'd be stupid."
"I should get some input from Paul and Eric."
"Christian vs Benoit for the gold would be much better than Batista vs Snitzky."
"I disagree, Hunter."
"I say we cut our losses. Big show, You're fired."
"Stuttering gimmicks never work."
"JBL Sucks"

I don't know if he could have said "go home its over!" and refund everyones money....well I guess he could