OK, so where are my checks from Vince: Fun e-mails Part 2
 

REAL E-MAIL

Hi Cena i wish you were on Smackdown! Why did you move to Raw?

I want to ask you some questions ok?

1.Who is ur BEST FRIEND on Raw?


2.Who was ur BEST FRIEND on Smackdown?


You deserve to be the WWE CHAMPION


JBL is still the meanest wrestler i've ever seen

Goodluck,Cena


From:Munther ur fan

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so I'm deciding how to reply to this. Should I just lead him on and act real nice like Cena really would and then hope he keeps sending me more e-mails and then totally turn on his ass.

Or

should I just reply back with smartass comments so he hates Cena for the rest of his life?

Toy with him so when you do turn on him, he will be more scarred and bitter.

lol, LC is EVIL :naughty:

I choose option #1, BTW.

that was me. :(

I would go along with that one

nah jk option 1.

Go with #1 and keep us updated :shifty:

yes yes, absolutely

Fuck with his head.

:lol: Go with the first option, and keep us notified.

gotta go with the swerve

#1, OBVIOUSLY! :lol:

1 would be best.

Just outta curiosity...why the hell are you getting Cena's emails?

HACK

How did you get a fan email directed to John Cena??

he's probably just a little kid, leave him alone LC.

Convince him that John Cena is actually the Anti-Christ and that that is not his real name. He just uses it because his initials are JC therefore an obvious mockery of Jesus Christ. Lead him to believe that Cena is using wrestling to get in the minds of millions of people so he can detroy the World. Make him think that's why Cena beat Christian because he represents the millions of Christians across the globe. Then tell him that our only savior is Triple H who's name really stands for Heaven's Holy Helper and that he is Earth's only Hope for survival against the "evil doer" known as John Cena. Make him believe that when John Cena says "My Time Is Now" he is actually announcing the Apocalypse. Uh oh, I hope Vince McMahon doesn't read these forums. Wouldn't want to give him any ideas.

No worries, prodigy, he is OBVIOUSLY not reading these forums...

or else Christian and Jericho would be the current champs and HHH would be fired.

hey, what's Cena's catch phrase he uses now again?

Not "The Champ is here"

The other one

IF YOU WANT SOME

COME GET SOME!!!!!!

lol yea.

ok, I'm ready now.

hehe

Yo Yo Yo, THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Yo, what's up Munther? I know you holding down the Chain Gang in your part of the world bro. The Chain Gang needs individuals like you to lead the pack man. Cause that's how we do things, right?

I see you freestyled off some questions for me. Cool Cool. Let me answers these for you man.

My best freind on Raw is Hulk Hogan yo. Did you see what happened on Raw bro? That was a dream come true for me. Me and the Hulk do things Chain Gang style. You hear me?

Yo, I really don't have a best freind on Smackdown, but if I had to pick one, it would be the lovely Torri Wilson. She's always the first one to volunteer to be at the front of the Chain Gang. She keeps everyone's heads held high.

Yo, thanks for the cred about me deserving to be Champ bro. It's little bro's like you that make me love what I do each and every day. And yea, JBL does suck. And JBL, Munther and I got something to say to you:

IF YOU WANT SOME

COME GET SOME.

Keep it real Munther

-John Cena

That is more evil than Kane Knight. DAMN!

EEEEEEEvil?





INDEEEEEEED

lol

Again...why are you getting emails from a fan of John Cena?

Wait...YOU ARE JOHN CENA AREN'T YOU!?

lol at the Torrie Wilson remark

Watch rumours spread about this and I predict Kidman and Torrie will be divorced in 5 months. Courtesy of LC :lol:

:lol: :lol:

ROFL. He replied back last night.

Post the reply

haha, this is hillarious because when I send e-mails, the "from" part says my real name. And he still can't tell :lol:

Anyway, here you go.


yo yo yo champ! chain gang coming in.


Do u like the Undertaker he was gonna be the New!Smackdown! champion but he was disqualified!

i was soooo excited when u defeated Y2J and Christian!

i wanted to ask some questions!

I dare you to have a match against Triple H on Monday night Raw ok?

1.Do u like Eddie Guerrero?

2.Who are the 5 most strongest wrestlers on WWE??[Including u][plz. put in order]

3.Do u know any e-mails of any wrestlers?


goodluck CHAMP!

from Munther

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I agree with Splaya and The Fugitive for keeping us updated and notified.