what the fuck is a Kerwin White?
 

And where the hell did Chavo go?

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kerwinwhite/profile/

honstely, what the crap is this about.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=32659

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Shut up, he's republican

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They should have changed his name to Graham Welington though.

WHAT!? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BELOVED CHAVO!

Someone will pay for this! I swear

Some people will do anything to avoid getting a real job. :nono:

Actually, I've just checked up on the RAW spoilers and read his bio. It doesn't sound too bad of a gimmick, but I don't see why they had to put it on Chavo. He was great as the jealous, arrogant and self obsessed Latino 'heat'. This new gimmick doesn't suit him... I understand that now he's on Raw he needs to be more than the 'cruiser Chavo' because cruisers never fair well on Mondays (i.e. where the HELL is tajiri!?) but this is just a bit too radical for my liking.

FUCK!



WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING WANK

lol i just about pissed myself when i saw this.


Better than "Chavo Am Way salesman"

I'd rather have him still buried in the Cruiser division than this terrible gimmick :(

:lol:

You should change your title from "Resident TPWW Shrink" to "Kerwin White".

Meh, not so much. He was never a cruiser in the conventional style of hipping, hopping and flopping around the ring. He was always more of a brawler, albeit it a small brawler under 220lb.

As long as the gimmick doesn't kill his ring abilities (e.g. Nova > Simon Dean) as well as his charisma then I won't have any real issues. Making him dull in the ring as well as dull on the mic would be just too far for Jr Jnr. :mad:

Kerwin White is Great.

But I'll never hear the lyrics "oooooooooooooooooohhh chhhavo!" again. That makes me sad :'(

Thank you my man. I'll have that on my I-pod wherever I go now.

I won't enter a room unless someone plays it on a stereo either. Someone must keep the Chavo dynasty alive! :D

Exactly. That means it's his God-Given right...NAY, PRIVELEGE, to be too stupid to actually educate himself before asking a question. :D

I wish I knew more about American Politics so I could make funny jokes too, and maybe understand why my life expectancy is likely to be significantly lower now more than ever before.

Chavo > Kerwin. Chavo was great. He could have got over the way he was if they just let him.

When he first came on in that segment I thouhgt he was going to announce that from now on he's going to be Kurt Angle Jr.

Now that's a gimmick! Angle Jnr! he could follow Angle around trying to be like him and succeed in life like Kurt has. Kurt could get more and more frustrated by his unwanted support and beat on Angle Jnr.

But Angle Jnr is so obsessed that he doesn't leave Kurt alone, and actually takes the beatings as a compliment and saying "it was an honour you took the time to beat me down sir". Angle Jnr could even cost Kurt some matches accidentally through his clumsiness.

Eventually it could lead to -

a) A massive feud and Angle Jnr finally realising he's being disrespected, lashing out at Kurt and eventually triumphing over him to become a massive face.

b) Angle eventually warming to Jnr and forming a kick ass face tag team, and maybe even winning the titles. :D

Now that is a good idea for our lovely Chavo.

Kane Knight's Primer to American Politics.

Step 1: Think Pro Wrestling: The two guys who are fighting may look competitive, but they're generally owned by the same people. Think of lobbyists as promoters.

Step 2: Liberals are bleeding heart commie hippies who want to destroy God and hand America to the Rooskies. Conservatives are gun wielding Nazis with a hardon for death (Except fetuses). Liberals are fags and dykes who think women are something other than property. Conservatives know better.

Step 3: When you vote, you might as well do something useful in that private booth. It takes longer than punching the holes, but masturbation at least makes you feel like you've accomplished something.

Step 4 : Michael Moore is a malicious cunt who had a point when he first started brodcasting many years ago but now he's about as useful as a penis in a society for lesbians.

Well, he's barely Hispanic anyway, at least accent wise... :shifty:

I'm still sad tho. I loved Chavo. We'll see where this goes, but I think White is heading to Heat regardless.

I just made this.

http://chavokerwin.ytmnd.com/

And yet he's still better than Hannity and Coulter. ;)

KErwin Rocks.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kerwin

Ok, I just watched that segment via Savior's RAW stream link, and I think I'm gonna do a John Kerry on my stance.

Chavo was cracking me up. He's got the charisma to pull this off, and if this means a push on RAW, all the better. Kerwin White, tho potentiall offensive, is laden in self satire (kinda like a certain other Latino angle right now), and certainly has some potential. Chavo is a Guerrero. Taking anything and flying with it seems to be in their genes. :lol:

Damn that shit is worse than when Bill Demott came out and said the Hugh Morrus name was a brain fart by Eric Bischoff and announced that his real name was Hugh G. Rection and then formed MIA. (One of this week's inductions on WrestleCrap) Is it just me or was MIA's theme music rank up there with American Males' theme as one of the worst damn themes ever?

I have to agree with you there Corkscrewed. Chavo has the charisma to pull off Duke "The Dumpster" Drose part duece.

Though, I still think he deserves better :(

When he first came on I thought he was going to be an Eric Bischoff wannabe. Seriously, they look almost exactly alike now. I would've loved to see Chavo sucking up to Bischoff every night and following him around like some sort of Bischoff Mini-Me.

Finally a character that speaks to me. Fucking MExicans.

Easy it's called a new gimmick they changed his gimmick but I was'nt sure why they did either but here we are.

I as well noticed the resemblance and pointed it out to someone. I'm glad I'm not the only one to think so.

I'll be shocked if this lasts 2 months

Beaver Clevage went through my head when I saw this. Guess it depends how they push him though.

Speaks to you? I thought it was you.

I have more hair

IT WASN'T MY FAULT

Shoulda called him Honky McWhitebread.