The Official release Lita thread.
 

Comon Vinnie Mac. You can do it!



This is going to happen btw. I guarantee it.

As long as Matt Hardy rumors are flying around, she isn't going anywhere.

Dude. They are setting Edge up for Summerslam . They will get her as far away from Edge as they possibly can before she screws something up. Then what? Where she gunna go. What she gunna do. Her salary is probably ( I dont know for sure ) higher then most of those who have been released. She's very expendable. She's always going to be looked at and chanted at as a slut. She's gone.

Release a nut in her eye, OOOOHHHHH

Meh. She's survived this long, she's not going anywhere anytime soon.

Give her compensation for her newly aquired boobies.

They're not going to release Lita. No matter how much we may want them to. The fact of the matter is she's part of one of the main storylines going on on Raw. Unfortunately her slutty ways have most likely saved her from this round of cuts.

Fixed

She's gone by tonight. Watch.

If she is released than that would pretty much kill Matt's chances of coming back, I guess.

But she's not going anywhere, watch.

As much as people believe it, she's not a HUGE, HUGE screw up. The fact is that she plays the slut character very well and she's one of the main reasons Edge is getting any heat at all from marks.

she's not playing any character. she's a slut, LOL

but no, she's not getting fired

This is wishful thinking on my behalf.

If she wasn't on tv the last month I would agree, but seeing as she is part of a major-ish storyline, I cant see it happening.

Which is why it works so well. :shifty:

Tous Chez Xero Limit 126

Listen. If Edge needs Lita to get him over. Go ahead and release Edge too.

What a wonderful idea.

(And I'm not being sarcastic, either.)

I did not make that one by the way.

lmao

LOL, Good stuff

How many "Lita jerking Edge off" YTMND's are there? Sheesh...

As many as there are "Nigga Stole My Bike" and "Stapler"

I've only seen that one.

Mr. Mestophenes.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

I'll sign any petition to rid the WWE of The Botchmachine. Go lita go.

Yes, thank you. Someone agrees with me! That man has as much talent and charisma as a box of yarn.

As long as the Matt rumours are still brewing (and since they seem to be patching up their friendship), she'll be staying.

Try a box of grey yarn and we'll talk.

MANY people agree with you.

If some of those people were say higher ups in the WWE, I disagree. It's like that joke in Family Guy when Chris and Brian watch that Kevin Costner movie and then say "How does he still get work?". I say the same about Edge and Lita.

Well, you were shocked that someone ON HERE agreed with you, I was pointing out that SEVERAL do here.