Kerwin White
 

I'm not sure why he wasn't on Raw this week, but has anyone seen his interview on WWE.com? It's kinda like an extended version of what he said on his first night. But it seems now he has a new catchphrase to go with this whole 'middle class white American' gimmick.


'Its not right, if its not white'

Wow.

Tell someone in management to have him come out already. I need a theme to match him with on my site.

"It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones

Either that or a remake of his last theme as Chavo Guerrero.

"OOOOOOOO KERRRWIN!"

I like the Oooooo Kerwin idea better. Of course his music needs to sound different... a little emo/linkin park-ish?

Hmm.. It seems RAW needs at least one gimmick that has no hope of getting over. First Nova with Simon Dean and now Chavo with Kerwin White.

i like Kerwin white!

Chavo is awesome, he could do anything!

I wonder how long before Alfonso Ribeiro as Carlton runs out and helps Kerwin win matches :shifty:

You know, in theory, Chavo is almost guranteed to have a feud with Cena.

They could form a tag team.

Entrance music: Tom Jones- "it's not unusual".

I'm wopndering exactly how much his style is going to change.

"Pretty Fly for A White Guy" by Offspring

Either that or anything on Pat Boone's "In A Metal Mood" CD. :)

That's the one. If he doesn't come out to that I'll consider his gimmick dead.

:shifty:

It's gonna be "OOOOOOOOOOOH KERWIN" then go into some polka song :y:

it will probably be Chris Nowinskis music redone for him..... That would be my guess

Sadly I think we will only see him for a few weeks if that because this is angle has failure written all over what...WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO CHAVO!!!!!!!

Ahahahahaha!! "It's not right, if it's not white." :lol: classic!

They should reuse the Mean Street Posse music for him.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH KERWIN
*Showtune music*
I lie, I golf, I sue.
I lie, I golf, I sue.
I lie, I golf, I sue.

Nobody likes me, everybody blames Whitey
I lie, I golf, I sue.
I lie, I golf, I sue.

Got the passion for some soft crime women and wine
White Collar heat and my family does the time
Want an internship? I've got an opening for you
Living large and in charge on the company yacht
While I sit back and enjoy the women I bought

I lie, I golf, I sue.
I lie, I golf, I sue.
I lie, I golf, I sue.

It's the American dream, wetbacks ain't no chairty
Get a real job and stop living in depravity
Kerwin understands How the system works
Political correctness is for suckers and chumps
I'm living large in my castle while you suckers live in slums

I lie, I golf, I sue.
I lie, I golf, I sue.
I lie, I golf, I sue.

Where does KK come up with this stuff? It would take me like a week to write anything that good.

From wwe.com, they put up all the lyrics for the new tunes up there.

Its not right, if its not white? Jesus please don't tell me he said that, what next? Bring out Ed Norton and start a neo nazi movement on heat?

He also said "A journal a day, keeps the poor people away"

:lol: