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*Triple H's music begins to play.
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This is seconds before Sean O'Haire's cage claims Hulk Hogan as it's own. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/05.jpg Romeo breaks the Master Lock! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/15.jpg Lita botches privacy. |
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Cena: MY spinny belt...ALL MINE!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/02.jpg Shelton: Fly, crazy-haired Cuban, FLLLYYY!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/03.jpg Ref: Ouch! What a wedgie! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/04.jpg Look out Rosey! You've got something green on your back! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/05.jpg Vince: Why are you looking at me like that? Of COURSE you suck! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/06.jpg Masters contemplates whether he should take Big Show up on his mutual HJ proposal. HJ = handjob, duh http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/07.jpg Stryker: Do the angry face! DO IT!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/08.jpg Angle: And THIS is for breaking the TitanTron! Stryker: It was an accident! GAAH! [taps within 1/100 of a second] http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/09.jpg Stryker: The lights...they're so...so beautiful! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/10.jpg Hogan: NO! I will NOT come down to the ring until I'm ready! And YOU can't MAKE me!!! Hmph! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/11.jpg WWE experiments on how Hogan would look inside of a six-sided ring. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/12.jpg Edge: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ALL THECOLORANGRYFACEAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/13.jpg The 50's had its share of movies well ahead of its time. Here we see a Matrix-style dodge before it was popularized in the 90's. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/14.jpg After seeing that Lita was the one waiting for him down below, Edge quickly scampered back UP the cage. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/15.jpg Lita: GOT YOUR BALLS! HA HA! Edge: Ugh. Not now, Lita, seriously. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/16.jpg Cena: You got my WHAT? Jericho: Your nose, BITCH! Cena: Give it back, dawg! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/17.jpg Jericho: Finally! I can say it! YEEEEEOOOOUUUU'RREE the homo!!! Cena: No! Jericho! Don't say such things! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/18.jpg Gene Snitsky opera! Snitsky: It wasn't my faaaauuuuullllltt!!! Cena: La la laaaaa!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/19.jpg Angle: MAN, what a great ass! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/20.jpg Jericho: Nooo! I'm going bald, HBK-style! Fan: Ooh, I gotta take a picture of THIS! |
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Rosey learned the hard way that you don't say "no" to Chris Masters when he wants to play horsey. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/06.jpg In the latest version on "Jack and the Beanstalk", Masters tries to steal the hen that lays the golden eggs before the giant finishes taking a dump. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/18.jpg Fans are treated to one of the more hilarious episodes of "American Idol: Duets". |
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Shelton was stunned, just how did Carlito manage to get ONTOP of the glass ceiling? |
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wwe brings back an old wcw gimmick carlito is arachnaman |
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People started worrying about Cena when they discovered he had his hand surgically removed and replaced with the spinny belt. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/02.jpg Shelton: *Burrrp* It's working, Carlito! Carlito: *Burrrp* Not as well for me, though. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/03.jpg Referee: Dude, get a room! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/04.jpg The crowd was amazed by Master's new finisher: A diving version of Jarrett's stroke off the top. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/05.jpg Master's was shocked when his boring segment got interrupted by the latest Diva Search contest. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/06.jpg Masters: Damn, Steve Austin REALLLY let himself go! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/07.jpg Kurt: He broke my invisible Tricycle! :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/08.jpg Kurt: If you want a push in the WWE, you have to get a goat, go to Vince McMahon's office and... Striker: Never mind! I don't want it! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/09.jpg It's been discovered that someone has found Maria's brain... Striker: Kurt Angle... he's soooo dreamy! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/10.jpg Hunter: I wonder how long it takes him to figure out that I took a dump on his boas Hulk: What's that smell? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/11.jpg After all these years of doing concerts, Hulk never learned that when you're singing to the crowd, you should actually LOOK at the crowd... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/12.jpg Little did they know, the New World Order was about to run in on their cage match. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/13.jpg Kane agrees, that will be the Hardest.Limbo Pole.Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/14.jpg Lita: I heard Maria was the referee for the cage match. Edge: Hogwash! Referee Maria: TOUCHDOWN! Edge and Lita: :wtf: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/15.jpg Lita: I love you Chris! Edge: My name is Adam, not Chris! Which one have you been sleeping with? (offstage) Kurt: I can't believe how easy Lita is! And she actually believed me when I said my name was Chris! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/16.jpg Y2J: You can't hit me! You can't hit me! Cena: :( http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/17.jpg Ref: Did I ever tell you about the time Chris went out with that transexual? Chris: DON'T TELL THAT STORY! Gene: That's kind of gross... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/18.jpg The foot fetish is one thing, but getting off on people sucking your wrist? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/19.jpg Kurt checks to see if the Human Letter T is up to Regulation... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/20.jpg Jericho learns the hard way that Masters stole Richards' ability to turn invisible, locking on the Masterlock... |
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Cena: See, i told you guys i could make it on Raw. *HHH's music hits* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/583434212/02.jpg Carlito: Shelton, your not the only one who can do high flying moves! |
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Carlito: AHHHHHHHH A BUG! HELP! Shelton: I can't hold you up forever. |
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due to the cutbacks the WWE had to revert to black and white, and due to time constraints was forced to use film noir style narration instead of promos |
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