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WWE: Hey lets make a mistake. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg Rey: Did youbreak this table? Eddie: No honest! |
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POOOOOUNCE!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/07.jpg You've heard of people shattering a glass with their voice? Meet Chris Benoit, the man who can move people with his voice. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/09.jpg Meanie: I'm a big boy now! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/18.jpg You thought that the 2004 elections were bad? Take a look at the 2008 winner... http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/15.jpg :foc: http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/19.jpg Beddy bye time for Bradshaw. |
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Batista: :lol: what the hell is this? Bradshaw: :lol: Dude we are so high! |
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Sharmell: HEAR ME SING! LAAAAAAAAAAAAA LALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Christian: Shut up. |
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Rey: You want me to tell the world!? Well ok Eddie: DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD HE SAYS! Rey: My name isn't Rey...it's Shadow. |
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Muhammed: You will never forget the name of (inhales deeply) M-M-M-Muhammed H-H-Hassan http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg Rey: *Hulks up* youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
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Rey: YOU WIN EDDIE! YOU WIN! DOMINIC! I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE BEDTIME STORY OF YOUR LIFE! Eddie: What? Rey: I HAVE SECRETS OF MY OWN! LIKE YOU AND ME, EDDIE, WE'RE GAY! (The entire crowd goes silent.) Vince: What the hell!? We didn't write this in! Rey: AND DOMINIC, I'M NOT YOUR FATHER! AND NEITHER IS EDDIE! IT'S KERWIN WHITE! AND EDDIE, I FUCKED YOUR WIFE WHENEVER YOU WEREN'T HOME! JR: What do you mean, Vince!? Vince: Oh, um, I mean this is all my idea. Yeah. :shifty: |
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X-Pac's return was less than stellar. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/04.jpg Forget Jericho, forget Cena, Christian and Sharmell's rendition of "Paradise by the Dashboard light" easily stole the show. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/07.jpg During their pre-match game of Mortal Kombat, Benoit joked he'd use Sindel's special move as a finisher in the match. Jordan had no idea he was serious. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg Rey: You will never win. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/15.jpg After Undertaker performed the pit fatality, combined with what happened earlier, Vince decided to ban all Mortal Kombat moves for the rest of the show. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/18.jpg Except for the guy dressed as Jax. For some reason, he didn't get punished. [img] |
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Rey: I'ma blow your fuckin brains out. (it looks like he has a small gun) |
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Eddie:Yes this is what I did to your father :naughty: |
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Christian: So if I try to molest you and want beastiality sex with you, I can get my push back? Sharmell: Pretty much yeah Christian: Ok I'm in |
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Christian: Excuse me, horses aren't allowed in the ri- Oh, sorry. It's just you. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/07.jpg SONIC SCREAM!!! |
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Siren makes a stellar impact in the WWE. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg Rey: Eddie!! NOOOO!!! DONT DO IT Eddie: Why not?! IT HAS TO BE DONE Rey: WHY EDDIE?! WHY!? Eddie: BECAUSE OF THIS "You make my pee pee go.. da doing doing doingg..." Rey:... Eddie:... Rey: Alright, you can kill mini-Em. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/09.jpg The sequel to Butterfly Effect wasn't looking so good.. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/01.jpg Heidenreich botches the People's Elbow. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/12.jpg Yet Hussan is in bad taste. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/03.jpg Animal: Yes! This is for you Hawk. Heidenreich: Hey, wait a minute... mine says... GAH!! "TRIPLE H" :mad: http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/10.jpg Stevie: Maybe this was a bad time to try sit ups.. |
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'Twas the night before RAW, and all through the arena, Not a wrestler was popping, not even John Cena http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/02.jpg Until the man know as Heidenrech appeared When he tag-teamed with the man with face paint and a beard http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/03.jpg They fought and they wrestled, and they grappled with skill And just when I thought this angle would get killed, I saw a new Legion, but this one was Doomed When they won the tag team belts, the crowd nearly swooned! And that...was a poem...by Terran RICH!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/04.jpg Christian: Open wide and say aaahhhh Sharmell: WAAAAAAAHHHHHH EEEEHHHHH AAAAAHHH Christian: ... eh. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/05.jpg Before Christian could look, the X-Pac sucking machine made a grand return to PPV, claiming Booker T. as its next victim... http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/06.jpg Boy, it's painful when you're crappin' out Charisma... http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/07.jpg Benoit and Jordan are the first victims of the brand new X-Pac Blowing Machine. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/09.jpg Go, Blue Racer, Go! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/10.jpg Super Crazy: I can finally see you! I GOT YOU!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/11.jpg And the WWE presents Earl Hebner's replacement! :naughty: :love: :eek: :wtf: :| :roll: http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/12.jpg WWE presents "The Best Piss-Breaks of the Decade!" Coming in Fall '05. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/14.jpg Vince pulled the curtain to reveal that the hamster wheel that runs his company was in fact run by the Taker-Hassan daisy chain link. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/15.jpg DAMN YOU, HASS— er, UPN!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg Rey: You can keep your win, and your mojo, if you give me...your BABY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/17.jpg Rey: Eddie, what are you doing? Wake up! Eddie: Leg. Comfy. Tired. Rey: I mean it, Eddie! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/18.jpg JBL: Hello, America! My flag is bigger than yours! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/19.jpg Unlike HHH's promos, which leave you in a coma, Batista's promos leave you in stitches! ;) |
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I laugh because it looks like tista just ripped an agressive promo and JBL is crackin up lol
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Rey: I guess the Force just isn't with me... |
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Heidenreich doesn't like invisible Limbo http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/03.jpg Animal thinking to himself: Great Hogan makes a comeback and gets a match with HBK and his own T.V show, I return and I get teamed up with a retard who reads poems and win a Pretty much dead tag title. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/04.jpg Xtion: Hey Opra(sp?) you've lost weight http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/05.jpg Booker: Damn you Banana peel http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/07.jpg STEVIEEEE http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/09.jpg Nanananananana Fat Man, Nanananananana fat man, fat man, fat man, faaat maan http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/10.jpg SC goes down the invisible slide....head first, coz he's crazy http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/12.jpg Melina: How come this only works with men? http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/15.jpg Wheres your messiah now http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg Wheres your mullet http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/18.jpg JBL thinking to himself: You sneaky devil now no one will realise I'm not wearing pants http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/19.jpg JBL: :lol: Baldtista |
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Heidenreich's farts are devastating. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/03.jpg Animal: What is it with WWE's Great American Bash and Title Changes that are bad for business? Heidenreich: I duno. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/04.jpg Christian: Put the Invisble Knife down, honey, I still love you, ok?! Sharmelle: But you said I sound like Muhammad Hassan! Christian: DAMMIT HAS...I MEAN SHARMELLE! :shifty: Sharmelle: :rant: http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/05.jpg Referee: Excellent. Now, all We have to do is get Christian to Stand up, then we get Carlito in here to catch one of Shelton's Kicks, and Jericho to catch one of RVD's, and the tribute will be perfect! Hunter will be SO pleased! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/07.jpg Benoit heard of the force choke, but never before did he know of the effectiveness of the Force Testicle Bite. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/09.jpg Blue Meanie should have learned: Don't laugh at JBL When he says he's gonna hit you so hard, you'll think you're in pre-school... http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/10.jpg Super Crazy: When I signed up for the Pinata match, I didn't know that I was the Pinata. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/12.jpg She was mad now, but why? She should have known better than to let the girl who turned down a date with Randy Orton borrow her bag... http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/13.jpg Man in Ski Mask 1: How does it feel to know that the biggest thing we'll ever do is the controversial "Terrorist" thing. Man in Ski Mask 2: We're not Islamic Terrorists, we're white! You can tell through our masks... Man in Ski Mask 3: I wish I didn't have to carry the whole back part by myself. Where's the other guy? Man in Ski Mask 4: (off-stage, talking to a couple of Divas) Hello.... Ladies! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/15.jpg Proof that 200-300 Complainers who never watched wrestling CAN'T BE WRONG... http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg Rey: Don't snap his neck! I'll tell YOUR darkest secret! Eddie: You wouldn't dare! Rey: I'll do it! I'll tell everyone how you like to Roll around in Guacamole naked! Eddie: THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/18.jpg 'Made in the USA' Lex Luger comes back to a less than stellar response. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/19.jpg Batista: WHAT'S SO FUNNY!? JBL: The fact that, no matter how much this match sucks, I won't get blamed for it! (Batista Storms off in a huff) JBL: Hahaha! |
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NITRO: Hey, Heidenreich, you're walkin' kinda fu--OW! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/02.jpg Watching on a backstage monitor, Stevie Richards was heard muttering "Sure. When it's the new guy, he gets to be on Animal's shoulders..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/03.jpg HEIDENREICH: I... must be dreaming! ANIMAL: You're not dreaming. We're the Tag Team Champions! HEIDENREICH: ...then where are my pants?!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/04.jpg CHRISTIAN: Why the hell are you ululating? SHARMELL: Shh! I'm trying to get myself fired! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/05.jpg JR: BAH GAWD FAMEASSER! COLE: How did he get through security? http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/06.jpg BOOKER: Yeah, man, that's a great Jack Palance impression. Now can you count the damn pin? http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/07.jpg VINCE: Okay, guys, out of the ring. Time for Triple H's comeback promo. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/08.jpg REF: What the hell is Vince thinking...? VINCE [thinking]: It is true what they say about black guys! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/09.jpg CROWD: oM9! oM9! oM9! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/10.jpg Stevie Richards kicks out...WITH AUTHORITY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/11.jpg EARL HEBNER: The surgery was painful, but at least I got to keep my job... http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/12.jpg I miss Molly :'( and Gail :'( and (to a lesser degree) Nidia :'( http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/14.jpg Hmm... Arab-American exposing American hypocrisy. = Heel. American bombing an Arab = Face. Welcome to George Bush's America! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/15.jpg HASSAN: Ow...my head... Have... sudden urge to... move to Cleveland... and become sailor... http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg REY: Don't do it, Eddie! EDDIE: Relax, ese! I saw Steven Seagal do it in a movie once! [Crack] EDDIE: Uh... Bye! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/17.jpg No one would ever forget the night Rey Mysterio dropkicked all the way through Eddie Guerrero's face. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/18.jpg JBL: Say... Is that a grassy knoll? http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/19.jpg JBL: Man, I just had the craziest dream. The most effective heel in the company was being taken off the air. The poet guy won the tag titles with Johnny Ace's brother. And I won the main event of this PPV for the second year in a row! http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/20.jpg VINCE: Okay, guys. I know that you guys are famous for that, but now that Batista has used it... You guys will be wrestling dark matches as the Hardcore Pillow-Swingin' Freaks. BALLS/AXL: :nono: http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/21.jpg JBL: THAT! WAS! FOR! THE LAST TWELVE MONTHS! |
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EMT:tickle tickle tickle Hassan: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :love: :heart: :naughty: :p :nono: :rant: :shifty: |
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-"That damn chilly is burning my ass!! Move outta my way!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/03.jpg -In a complaining and childish voice "Animaaal, help me put it onnn, it wont fit..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/09.jpg -"When I grow up, I wanna be the American Bad Ass, vroom vroom!!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/16.jpg -"Eddie!! You are not Michael Jackson!! Put.. the boy.. down.." http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/15.jpg -"That is the last time I go drinking with Mae Young" http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/19.jpg -JBL: "Dude, I cant beleive you nailed your sister!!" -Batista: "Screw you man, I'm out of here, I told you not to say anything" |
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Weee! Now the match is over, it's time to play one of my favorite games: Wrestling impersonations. Ok, now guess who I am. Come on, this is real easy. Need a hint? AHHHHHH! MY QUAD! |
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Batista : Call me Brock again and i'm outta here JBL: Wait dont ring the bell yet... :lol: |
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Chris Benoit pulls his pants down after he felt the Icy hot thats been placed in his tights by O.J. |
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Me:I think I just filled the cup |
The Chris Benoit picture is just classic in itself :lol:
P.S. Funny stuff though, keep it up :rofl: |
How'd you post the pictures, I got some captions.
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Heidenreich: AAH it burns! Nitro: I told you eating an entire packet of strong mints was a bad idea! Heidenrich: I need water! Nitro: Calm down, jus-ahhh http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/03.jpg Animal: Why the hell am I doing this? I'm not this desperate. http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatameric.../photos/18.jpg JBL: (Thinking) If only they knew what OJ was doing to me right now. |
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Rey: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep. E: Why in front of the kid? All you have to say is ear muffs. Ready watch... Earmuffs E: See, now you can say fuck, shit, bitch Hugo Sanovick: Cock, Balls E: I'm just trying to make a point, Hugo You don't have to celebrate it. |
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Rey: You with a blowup doll of my son and another necrophobia angle? Vince is gonna LOVE this! |
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