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From Tatanka's website

"So I was just offered a WWE contract. Stay tuned as I lose those extra pounds and get back to the old Tatanka that you remember!"

:nono:
Charlie Hass and the Dudleys get let go for this

rofl! he even acknowledges he's fat! :lol:

But a contract for him is prolly cheaper than the three. Plus, they had to loosen up room for the divas. :roll:

lol I love Tatanka, THE UNDEFEATED STREAK

I see them putting him with Eugene...having Eugene run around in a head dress

back in the day when a chairshot to the back spelled doom. THE PINKIE PIN!

Yeah, they should bring Ludwig Borga back, and rekindle the fire. lol

Hopefully his finisher is still the Samoan drop, that'd be hilarious.

And Tatanka clearly has the best music ever.

yeah his music is pretty badass

:nono:

lol CM Punk rules. Wearing the dress code, signing his WWE contract on the RoH belt. Class.

I should probably point out that Tatanka was the second face that I NEVER liked. His whole "War Dance" looked to me like he always forgot to take a leak before the match.

Maybe they can also bring back "THe Model" Ric Martel, as well as making Shawn Michaels grow a mullet, put him in the mid-card, make him wear pants with hearts on them, make Sharry accompany him to the ring, and there could be an early 90s throwback feud.

Michaels wins, when Martel blinds Tatanka with his cologne, and then Michaels delivers a devestating back suplex on Martel for the victory.

Then when Michaels is taunting the crowd on the mic, they all here some random car crash and some wild music starts playing, and out comes Razor Ramon, to set up Razor vs. Shawn Ladder Match the third.

Cool. *Marks out*

This will certainly be less offensive than "Praise Allah."

didn't you see Family Guy, you can get away with anything when you're retarded

This is the problem with the WWE. Instead of addressing the real problems about the future of the product and which direction its going in, some genius at Titan towers has decided to bring back fat old wrestlers from the early 90s. And they're surprised when UPN wants them off their channel. Jesus Christ! What idiots!

On the plus side, Tatanka (despite being overweight) looked pretty good on Monday for being a one-off nostalgia/comedy bit. Chris Chavis is a good worker, and if he could get himself back down to his 250/260 "playing weight," I bet he can still go. He'll never be World Champion or anything, but he can still be a solid lower midcard contributor.

THANK YOU.

He looked good in there. Better than most of the washups and some of the current wrestlers. He's not gonna put on 5 star matches or carry JL to a memorable night, but so what?

I'll take Tatanka right now over Snitsky any day of the week

I'd take Tatanka over a lot of the current WWE roster. Just off the top of my head, I'll take him over: Chris Masters (no-brainer, and the choice was easy too), any of the divas (except for Trish or Victoria), Hardcore Holly, Orlando Jordan, Scotty 2 Hotty...

At least Snitsky has that "camp" factor. You know, like the Batman TV series that only gays and naive women watch. So horrible it's comedy.

Though Heidenreich does that better with the "Retarded poetry reading Hulkster" gimmick.

Wait. Was the choice the no brainer, or Master himself?

Tatanka is the man and everything, but hopefully thye don't bring back Damien Demento, that'd be pushing their luck.

The Eugene type of gimmick should have gone to Masters... imagine it now... Meathead Masters... All sorts of wacky antics happen with Meathead Masters!

But seriously though, Tatanka, as others have stated, was NOT that bad for being out of action for years (save for the occasional indy show) up until monday. He could have went up and beyond his 2 year undefeated streak, but alas, he didn't. His heel turn was good at first, but wound up being a terrible idea. I guess he was just floating around before he was heel and he floated around after he turned heel. Maybe now he'll contribute his services to other athletes and help them along.