Kid Kash Signed....Tatanka Offered...
 

So....anyone else think if Tatanka goes for it he will be released with out a match just like Jenetty?

Tatanka looked like absolute garbage on Raw. Why the fuck would they want him back?

Kid Kash = money!

I just hope they don't put him in the CW division or we'll never see the guy. Team him with a big guy like TNA did with Apollo and I'll be happy. We might just have a tag team division worth watching then.

Kash = :D

Tatanka = :nono:

Notorious K.I.D!

I'm still hype from that match between Kid Kash and Tajiri on Heat last month. Or whenever the fuck that was, I'm not counting.

If you watched Byte This last week, Marty's release was basically his own fault.

Racist. :nono:

I love how he just seems to sail up those turnbuckles, then BAM! Dropkick on the other side of the ring. The guy is one of the most talented high fliers around

Was it tied to that police report someone posted here?

The report apparently said he was 5 foot and 1 inch. Lol.

Wouldn't be surprised. ;)

Kash - Good signing

Tatanka - Marty Jannetty scenario. Gets hired, isn't used and gets fired. And Marty was a hell of a lot more impressive.

For those of us who didn't, elaborate?

I'd rather see Tatanka than KAsh. Then again, I don't much like him, but I fail to see him getting any real start power in the WWE anyway,.

I'm hoping they do somethin with Kash rather than get him jobbed week after week.

Tatanka? meh. He'll be there to do like two matches then never heard from again then we find out he's fired

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/ActiveOffe...onID=967341532

Might have something to do with it.

lol Tatanka's music might soon replace Muhammad Hassan's. As a matter of fact I say they might as well give Tatanka the same basic gimmick, replacing racism against arabs with stealing land from native americans.

Breaking news

Newly signed Kid Kash is being prepared to debut as as mini H. His job will be to sqaush all wrestlers that HHH cannot be bothered working with. It is thought that he was given this job as HHH has been quoted as saying he "likes his hair".

More news as this develops

Now when 5 white guys come down to the ring and choke out Cena, what will they be? Indians on warpath? :?:

Yeah. Like angry tribesmen or something, however instead of choking him out they will beat him with a peacepipe or fake hatchet or something like in that movie The Missing.

And it'll be okay, because none of Lammy's family were hurt by Indians./

since they'll have some sort of face paint on it will be assumed that they're indians.

LIke all indians have to wear that stuff

LATE BREAKING NEWS:

Tatanka has just been assigned his new entrance music. It will be called "Tatanka! (Elder) Buffalo!"

Fuck you.

Now I'm gonna have to do a picture of me in paint. :P

Yea! Now I get to see one of my favorite wrestlers job on Velocity and another fat old wash-up wrestle on RAW. My life makes sense again.

Be easy on Tatanka, he was the man when I was 5 :(, that bastard Ludwig Borga ruined EVERYTHING.

I still hate Ludvig....fuckin bastard

Well, just for the sake of answering you, Marty Jannetty was arrested for a domestic disturbance (don't know if that was the police report mentioned here, as Kane Knight asked), and since he was already on probation due to DUI, he couldn't bond out of jail.

Since he was in jail, he couldn't fulfill his WWE commitments, and that is why he is released, or so Marty himself said.

They'll all come out and dump JR's barbecue sauce off the side of the stage.

lol @ Marty being 5'1

Kid Kash is the man. It's unfortunate that the WWE will waste him like so many others before him.

Kid Kash jobbing on Velocity or Heat in two months. Bet on it.

Kid KAsh Jobbing=:y:

Kid Kash as Mini H = :y: :y:

Also a bit off topic, well sorta, but anyway I'd laugh my ass off if they bring back hassan as Tatanka's new protege.

I was probably hanging round with Shadow and can't remember for me to have come up with that. Still it'd be pretty funny to watch.

:D

MEsum...Bringum wompum to tribum...With new chiefum...

*Dramatic pause*

Allleyayaleahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

JR: Dammit, Tatanka!

King: Look JR, Tatanka's found himself a squaw!

I loved that. Particularly the JR bit.

Kid Kasn Not using the Money Maker=:n:

I thought this said Tanaka..

:(